we have waited so long for diablo 3. around six years since the last diablo release. i post here now what in another thread i stated would be my reaction to a unfulfilling diablo 3. hope you enjoy.
heads will roll if i dont get something of my colossal expectations. i will go on rampages from arizona accross the world slaying massive crowds with two swords. as i grow in power from those i slay i grow faster and stronger. my swords also become more and more powerful, so powerful that i can obliterate a giant masses of hundreds in a slash. eventually in my bloodthirst i will be viewed from tv asking blizzard to take back their game and remake it to my expectations. they will have one year.
during this year i will search the lands for the ancient dragons of lore who will give me more knowledge in magic. my quest will inspire them to join me and recruit all other dragons under their command. i will have an army of dragons and the powers to stop all forces opposing me except for Silver and his silver inferno crusading knights.
"why do you do this??" he will ask me.
"i was a mere man once. a man with resonable expectations for six years of waiting. i waited in vain. i have given the free people of blizzard an ultimatum. the fate of mankind, nay, of all three realms rest on their shoulders."
"you dont have to do this. you were one of us once!!!"silver responds.
"once when i was young and happy. now i am a torn man, all dreams destroyed by this company." looking to the rest of the army behind silver ill says "you may all bow to me and live or stand against me and die."
"i will not allow this!!! you have gone too far. by the powers of righteousness and lord God of Diablo3.com, my army of light will defeat you and you will taste your judgement."
Silver draws his sword and raises it high over his head. at his side darkjay and elfen lied do this as well.
"i was once your freind, a comrad in battle. now we face each other in battle." with that the two forces clashed, disturbing the balance of earth.
who will win?? who is on who's side?? who is right in this fight??
which side will you choose?? why follow silver?? why follow me?? be clear of your decision and your reasons. if they are true to you nobody should judge you.
i was probably not right in starting a future battle that would decide the fate of heaven, hell, and the mortal planes. hopefully it never comes to that. hopefully blizzard delivers to the highest expectations of those here and this ugly battle never has to happen. unfortunately it will happen if blizzard cares not for its fans. i will take the path of kratos, godkiller. maybe, just maybe, i may myself become a godkiller and take command of the legions of light and darkness. i myself pray that this comes not to pass.
i never said i would but i do get lost in confusion and anger. d3 would be the straw that breaks the camels back and tosses me into fear, disallusionment, and revenge. silver i am sorry i have offended you. i will not speak these words again.
however if i do get that which will be expected i will slave for our guild. i will offer help when needed unless i am already helping others. fullfillment or disappointment will wield equal magnitude of reactions. on one hand will be anger and fury, on the other will be everlasting loyalty to our community and our lord silver.
Oh Carloseus, I thought you were a good man, I really did, but to challenge Lord Silver, Elfen and Darkjay...how foolish. Don't you know you can't win? Well I suggest begging forgiveness...unless...you want to be a special guest in the killings...
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well i already apologized and lord elfen and i already spoke. as for begging i will never lower myself to such a point. first of all i would not put myself in a position where it was necessary and secondly i trust in our gods mercy and fair judgement. why do you think he didnt kill me already???
once again i beg to no one. i will now say that i want no ones pity and if you will kill me then i shall die a man and not a coward. that is what is seen in me, that i have such pride for myself and loyalty, trust, and love for those above me.
i am the perfect warrior. i will obey my lords every whim while it is that of justice and will never surrender to an enemy no matter how painful the torture.
Hail our lord Silver (Salutes)
me too. to clarify what i know here it is.
in the event that blizzard delivered a unsatisfying game i would have gone insane and tried to destroy all that was good.
there is more to it but this is the basics.
i am amended from this view and i wouldnt pit myself and our lord silver anymore.
Hey guys I am new to this website also anticipating the arrival of Diablo III.
It seems like our friend Carloseus would go great lengths to achieve what he wants. An active imagination is good too, a bit sadistic, and that's what I might do when I'm too bored.
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I want to say something witty. Is this witty enough? Is it witty?
its not that im bored, trust me i got plenty to do nowadays. its just that sometimes i got good ideas and i like to share them. usually they are too creative some dont even know what im talking about because i say too much. most of the time they are awesome ideas that people before me (i joined like a week ago) have already taken.