Blizzard! Don't you DARE release the Beta next Tuesday. And you better not make it like a month long and then send me a free copy of the game. Don't...even....think.........about......it.
damn you blizzard, I hope you dont release the beta this summer.
Just dont... ok? I don't want to play Diablo 3, I never waited your games for 8 years and I'm never going to wait.
Blizzard, I think I speak for 110% of your fan base when I say we're over Diablo 3, don't bother to release it. In fact, all progress thus far might as well be disposed of. You might as well just send everything you have so far to me, seeing as I'm speaking for 110% of us. I think it would be a bad idea to spend every waking second attempting to perfect the game for a 2011 release, nor would it help to hire me as lead play tester.
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
Blizzard, I think I speak for 110% of your fan base when I say we're over Diablo 3, don't bother to release it. In fact, all progress thus far might as well be disposed of. You might as well just send everything you have so far to me, seeing as I'm speaking for 110% of us. I think it would be a bad idea to spend every waking second attempting to perfect the game for a 2011 release, nor would it help to hire me as lead play tester.
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
Blizzard- if you DO eventually release Diablo 3, I refuse to play unless you make it subscription-based. I would also like purchasable in-game vanity pets to be featured in your online store. And hardcore characters that can be resurrected (for a hefty fee, of course).
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(shhh...it'll work)
Sigh. I want to play Diablo 3 now.
Monkalicious: http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/OptimusPrime-12194/hero/79139477
Just dont... ok? I don't want to play Diablo 3, I never waited your games for 8 years and I'm never going to wait.
*Wink *Wink
LOL!
Monkalicious: http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/OptimusPrime-12194/hero/79139477
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsBon3DTwIY
Let's do this.
Quick - someone go to Irvine, knock the on the front door and do what the Dad does in that vid!
Something along the lines of:
You: "Release Diablo 3 next week."
Blizz: "No."
You: "...Release Diablo 3 next week."
Blizz: "No."
You: "Yes."
Blizz: "No."
You: "Yes."
Blizz: "No."
You: "No."
Blizz: "Okay, here's your free copy."
ITS BRILLIANT!
Monkalicious: http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/OptimusPrime-12194/hero/79139477