I decided to make a thread that is a little different than the excitement we all share about Reaper of Souls!
I keep an eye on DiabloFans' Facebook page and since yesterday I find reading the comments there pretty entertaining. DiabloFans asks a question and the answers sometimes make me lol like a crazy person.
That's why I made a collection of them here and I hope it will make you smile at least! And I'd be glad if you share comments you've noticed as well - on DiabloFans, YouTube, Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, Official Forums or whatever. Now is the time to get some positive energy out of the haters' hate!*
Update#1: 11:14 GMT - YouTube Comments Added
Update#2: 11:30 GMT - Reddit Comment Added
Update#3: [23/08/2013] 11:53 PM GMT - Two new FB questions added
Update#4: [24/08/2013] 00:03 AM GMT - A comment, spotted by batboio is added
DiabloFans' Facebook Page
- 'He got Disconnected'
- 'Beacuse this is not Game of Thrones, where everybody dies...'
- 'Tyrael was in on it'
- 'Beceose tyrael say strong words ''brother, why'' and rest of good in archangel of death heart or brain stop him to kill tyrael. He dont have soulstone in head he just want the soulstone. If he dont have soulstone he is not the pure evil.' (A strong one)
- 'Because theyr "Brothers".'
- 'Hey no pvp......' (Always relevant)
- 'because its bros before black soulstones'
- 'Tyreal is his BFF!'
- 'Because of the feels.'
- 'lol guys you suck.. he won't kill another "angel", he wants to end eternal conflict, possibly kill all demons and peeps' ('peeps' is the word!)
- 'Because they paid Tyrael's voice actor for the whole expansion and felt like doing just a cinematic wouldn't really get them what they paid for'
- 'He DC'ed so hard'
- 'He's secretly in love with Tyrael.' (The plot's getting even darker)
- 'Out of the kindness of his heart.'
- 'No reason, they just do whatever and lorelol.' (I intend on using the term 'lorelol' every chance I get )
- 'Because we should honour tradition and let Tyrael die properly at the hands of a ladybug-man.'
"El'druin, the Sword of Justice, was a blade wielded by the Archangel Tyrael. By all accounts it was a unique weapon, capable of cutting through any foe or substance in existence. However, some believe that the blade's edge cannot pass through or harm any being of righteous intent."
Which kind of puts a wrench in the brain, doesn't it? How can Malthael be the bad guy and have righteous intent? Something's up." reddit user apokryphon; So how about that, fellow Facebook users? Is it possible Malthael just wants to slay all demons once and for all, but unfortunately has to kill all the Nephalem in the process, since humans are of demonic heritage?
- 'Is simple, D3 team probably forgot about the "righteous intent" thing'
- 'he killed 3 people sorta righteous'
- '(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻'
- 'MY FAVORITE MOMENT IS: When I saw the gameplay video and I realised it was a straight line like the original game. Noting random at all, a story that stick into your ass and why a single new class? Why not 2.. WHERE IS MY PVP? WHY BLIZZARD, WHY !?' (Nailed it)
- 'reading the hate comments in the video is much more interesting'
- 'Best moment was when i read the comment on youtube - No one can stop death...except Error 37.'
- 'the moment i came'
- 'Yuck hate it'
- 'Well u cant kill death so im guessing ull help him kill yourself or sum shit' (U wot, mate?!)
- 'Grammar class.'
- 'The auction house killer.'
- 'Druid ASAP or assassin but Druid'
YouTube (RoS Opening Cinematic) :
- ‘WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK IS MY FUCKING NECROMANCER???
What the fuck is blizzard dumb or what? There is no Diablo without the Necromancer.
Nah let's add a fucking voodoo clown with back problems instead.
FUCK FUCK FUCKELIFUCK’
- ‘because death is the Necromancer's b*tch’
- ‘lol "no one can stop death" till you actually fight him and hes easier then diablo.’
- ‘EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!’
- ‘shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit’
- ‘So hiding the stone didn't work for Bhall, Mephisto or Diablo in 1 and 2 yet he thinks itll work in 3? Dear god Tyrael.’
- ‘They should take one big Nokia phone to destroy it ;D’
- ‘So.. I'm having this debate with my friends.... What are the chances Leah had sex with Tyrael? I think they did. What do you think?’
- ‘Fuck this game n the devil bitch ass niggas always has to be about death I believe in jesus christ n when ge comes down he gonna send that Diablo back in the firey pitts so he can stop all the chaos that's going on in this world’
- ‘Malthael–Angel of Death , looks like tier 2 rogue with zul'gurub daggers.’
- ‘SOO GOOD RIHANNA SEX FILM!!
THE ENTlRE LEEKED FlLM CAN BE SEEN HERE
Topic: 'What happend to Malthael? Why is he evil now?'
Reply: ‘he got mad at da angelz’
'‘but whyyy D:’
*I've kept the original spelling of the comments.