Please post your Jokes here
Joke:
A wise man once said ...... go ask a woman
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Jokes for today :)
Started by Punkskelm, Dec 10 2012 10:01 AM
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:01 AM
Hi thought starting a Joke thread can be somewhat funny,
Please post your Jokes here
Joke:
A wise man once said ...... go ask a woman
Please post your Jokes here
Joke:
A wise man once said ...... go ask a woman
No man is sane who does not know how to be insane on proper occasions.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:06 AM
Why do they call it an Atari 2600? because you turn 2600 degrees and walk the other way
Bashiok - Blizzard Representative - 08/01/2011 -"So how many skill combinations are there now? Well taking into account 6 active skills, all the rune combinations, and 3 passives we currently expect each class to have roughly 2,285,814,795,264 different build combinations."
"Hey, I thought you'd like the witty irony of grub-on-glowie violence!"
"Hey, I thought you'd like the witty irony of grub-on-glowie violence!"
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:18 AM
Ducha, on 10 December 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:
Why do they call it an Atari 2600? because you turn 2600 degrees and walk the other way
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:30 AM
Gnackwatschn, on 10 December 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:
Ducha, on 10 December 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:
Why do they call it an Atari 2600? because you turn 2600 degrees and walk the other way
Bashiok - Blizzard Representative - 08/01/2011 -"So how many skill combinations are there now? Well taking into account 6 active skills, all the rune combinations, and 3 passives we currently expect each class to have roughly 2,285,814,795,264 different build combinations."
"Hey, I thought you'd like the witty irony of grub-on-glowie violence!"
"Hey, I thought you'd like the witty irony of grub-on-glowie violence!"
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:37 AM
Ducha, on 10 December 2012 - 10:30 AM, said:
Gnackwatschn, on 10 December 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:
Ducha, on 10 December 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:
Why do they call it an Atari 2600? because you turn 2600 degrees and walk the other way
Gnackwatschn, on 10 December 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:
Ducha, on 10 December 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:
Why do they call it an Atari 2600? because you turn 2600 degrees and walk the other way
lol dafuq ?
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 11:04 AM
The best joke of the day, my friend went to Taiwan and saw this at the night market there.... believe it or not - it's a WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 11:25 AM
Haha! I can believe it ... they've got crazy stuff here too in Japan. I'll try to post some of the not too offensive stuff.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 01:06 PM
BornBadd, on 10 December 2012 - 11:25 AM, said:
Haha! I can believe it ... they've got crazy stuff here too in Japan. I'll try to post some of the not too offensive stuff.
I think i speak for everyone here when i say please post the most offensive stuff.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 03:14 PM
TheDemokin, on 10 December 2012 - 11:04 AM, said:
The best joke of the day, my friend went to Taiwan and saw this at the night market there.... believe it or not - it's a WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh... you have no idea how perverted Asian people generally are. That is a fact, not an opinion.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 04:15 PM
I got my first spam email stating that my D3 account is suspended. The funny thing is that email account has no Blizzard games attached to it and that email was quite funny.
Edited by Hans, 10 December 2012 - 04:15 PM.
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:08 PM
TheDemokin, on 10 December 2012 - 11:04 AM, said:
The best joke of the day, my friend went to Taiwan and saw this at the night market there.... believe it or not - it's a WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't decide if it's funny or offensive that the English reads "Piece of gayke."
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:17 PM
Why do you never see Irish lawyers?
They can't pass the bar.
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They can't pass the bar.
If a threesome is with three people, and a twosome is two people, does that make me handsome?
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:52 PM
TheDemokin, on 10 December 2012 - 11:04 AM, said:
The best joke of the day, my friend went to Taiwan and saw this at the night market there.... believe it or not - it's a WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
best served with creamuvsumyunguy.
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 01:17 AM
As fun as these topics are this is the Diablo 3 General Discussion forum. We have more than it. 
Moving to Off-Topic.
Moving to Off-Topic.
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 02:52 AM
Oh please. Here's something that was broadcasted on a weather forecast. Yes, it is real.
Mother Nature has a dirty mind.
Mother Nature has a dirty mind.
Just as the Scorpion hunts...
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:32 PM
Have you guys ever noticed,
that the " lol " , looks just like a drowning dude??
that the " lol " , looks just like a drowning dude??
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 03:55 AM
lol Goal!! lol
Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
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