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#1 Punkskelm

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:01 AM

Hi thought starting a Joke thread can be somewhat funny,

Please post your Jokes here


Joke:
A wise man once said ...... go ask a woman



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#2 Ducha

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:06 AM

Why do they call it an Atari 2600? because you turn 2600 degrees and walk the other way
Bashiok - Blizzard Representative - 08/01/2011 -"So how many skill combinations are there now? Well taking into account 6 active skills, all the rune combinations, and 3 passives we currently expect each class to have roughly 2,285,814,795,264 different build combinations."

"Hey, I thought you'd like the witty irony of grub-on-glowie violence!"

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:18 AM

View PostDucha, on 10 December 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:

Why do they call it an Atari 2600? because you turn 2600 degrees and walk the other way
then they should call it atari 2700

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:30 AM

View PostGnackwatschn, on 10 December 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:

View PostDucha, on 10 December 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:

Why do they call it an Atari 2600? because you turn 2600 degrees and walk the other way
then they should call it atari 2700
But that's not........ you just ruined the joke
Bashiok - Blizzard Representative - 08/01/2011 -"So how many skill combinations are there now? Well taking into account 6 active skills, all the rune combinations, and 3 passives we currently expect each class to have roughly 2,285,814,795,264 different build combinations."

"Hey, I thought you'd like the witty irony of grub-on-glowie violence!"

#5 Punkskelm

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:37 AM

View PostDucha, on 10 December 2012 - 10:30 AM, said:

View PostGnackwatschn, on 10 December 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:

View PostDucha, on 10 December 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:

Why do they call it an Atari 2600? because you turn 2600 degrees and walk the other way
then they should call it atari 2700
But that's not........ you just ruined the joke

View PostGnackwatschn, on 10 December 2012 - 10:18 AM, said:

View PostDucha, on 10 December 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:

Why do they call it an Atari 2600? because you turn 2600 degrees and walk the other way
then they should call it atari 2700


lol dafuq ?
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Posted 10 December 2012 - 11:04 AM

The best joke of the day, my friend went to Taiwan and saw this at the night market there.... believe it or not - it's a WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 11:25 AM

Haha! I can believe it ... they've got crazy stuff here too in Japan. I'll try to post some of the not too offensive stuff.

#8 WhiskeyDex420

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 01:06 PM

View PostBornBadd, on 10 December 2012 - 11:25 AM, said:

Haha! I can believe it ... they've got crazy stuff here too in Japan. I'll try to post some of the not too offensive stuff.

I think i speak for everyone here when i say please post the most offensive stuff.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 03:14 PM

View PostTheDemokin, on 10 December 2012 - 11:04 AM, said:

The best joke of the day, my friend went to Taiwan and saw this at the night market there.... believe it or not - it's a WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh... you have no idea how perverted Asian people generally are. That is a fact, not an opinion.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 04:15 PM

I got my first spam email stating that my D3 account is suspended. The funny thing is that email account has no Blizzard games attached to it and that email was quite funny.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:08 PM

View PostTheDemokin, on 10 December 2012 - 11:04 AM, said:

The best joke of the day, my friend went to Taiwan and saw this at the night market there.... believe it or not - it's a WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't decide if it's funny or offensive that the English reads "Piece of gayke."

#12 Zeyn

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:17 PM

Why do you never see Irish lawyers?
They can't pass the bar.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 10:52 PM

View PostTheDemokin, on 10 December 2012 - 11:04 AM, said:

The best joke of the day, my friend went to Taiwan and saw this at the night market there.... believe it or not - it's a WAFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 01:17 AM

As fun as these topics are this is the Diablo 3 General Discussion forum. We have more than it. :)

Moving to Off-Topic.

#15 Lt. Venom

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 02:52 AM

Oh please. Here's something that was broadcasted on a weather forecast. Yes, it is real.

Mother Nature has a dirty mind.

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#16 SLeMM

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 09:32 PM

Have you guys ever noticed,
that the " lol " , looks just like a drowning dude??
:hehe:

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 03:55 AM

lol Goal!! lol

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