Fanboy of Cantor!
Btw, I think almost everyone mistakes username/rank when they come here for the first time. The username should be on top of the avatar, the rank below.
And... seriously, what more does it take to get this thread stickied? Front page of New York Times? Breaking news on CNN?
Oh, but they do! Could be some CMs' first time though.
And who said it's not stickied?