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[Lt. Venom]

Who do you think would win if the objective was to eliminate all living humans? Who would you rather face, a never ending hoard of zombies or a gremlin at an Olympic-sized pool?

Me personally, I'll take my chances with the zombies. Those I understand at least since with the Resident Evil version, all it's doing is spreading the virus. Gremlins, however, will team up to kick our collective ass with it's collective boot... made of more gremlins of course.

[Lt. Venom]

I R SAD GIZMO...

[Nacho_ijp]

I rather gremlins, the ides of seeing those cute things before they turn in a million creepy little killing machines is good enough... THEY'RE SO FLUFFY!!!

[Lt. Venom]

The minute you turn your back on them, they all have weapons trained on your backside. Would be pretty funny if one actually filched some girl's "toy" and was sneaking up behind you with it.

[Zlexpro]

None of them would be able to vanquish mankind.

We are superior
We can do anything together
We are mankind

Bring on zombies and gremlins, they shall embrace the sour taste of defeat.

[Lt. Venom]

Warning: Mild expletives with a bad one here and there for taste.

You gotta remember something though. The world is full of idiots that all will be wiped out within the first couple weeks with zombies or gremlins. There are over 8 billion people on this planet, which has a surface covered with 70% water. Either way we will be far outnumbered, with us changing sides if it's zombies. I better hope you have more bullets than there are zombies or gremlins, and you are in an impenetrable armor and never need to eat, sleep, piss/shit, or fuck (masturbate if you're truly alone) ever again. Once you do one of those things, there's an opening and the last thing I need is some zombie gnawing on my wang as I try to take a piss break or some gremlins kicking me in the nuts repeatedly after knocking my ass over as soon as I opened up the suit. I forgot to mention that people will not partner up with other people if there's even a mild disagreement. So basically, you better have a room with a never ending furnace of hell hall-type thing constantly going in the only way in or out. This way the heat incinerates anything and everything. The gremlins have one advantage over zombies, they can learn and adapt.

Just.

Like.

Humans.

[Nacho_ijp]

Lt. Venom, on 24 August 2012 - 09:37 PM, said:

Warning: Mild expletives with a bad one here and there for taste.

You gotta remember something though. The world is full of idiots that all will be wiped out within the first couple weeks with zombies or gremlins. There are over 8 billion people on this planet, which has a surface covered with 70% water. Either way we will be far outnumbered, with us changing sides if it's zombies. I better hope you have more bullets than there are zombies or gremlins, and you are in an impenetrable armor and never need to eat, sleep, piss/shit, or fuck (masturbate if you're truly alone) ever again. Once you do one of those things, there's an opening and the last thing I need is some zombie gnawing on my wang as I try to take a piss break or some gremlins kicking me in the nuts repeatedly after knocking my ass over as soon as I opened up the suit. I forgot to mention that people will not partner up with other people if there's even a mild disagreement. So basically, you better have a room with a never ending furnace of hell hall-type thing constantly going in the only way in or out. This way the heat incinerates anything and everything. The gremlins have one advantage over zombies, they can learn and adapt.

Just.

Like.

Humans.

you underestimate the power of a common enemy, humanity would be a loving war machine if someone/something gets in the way of our wars, we're as jealous of our own conflicts as we're conflictive

Edited by Nacho_ijp, 25 August 2012 - 08:53 PM.

[Lt. Venom]

That's one thing I forgot to consider. Look at ancient Greece with Athens and Sparta teaming up on the Persians, and as soon as they won, they were at each others throats again. Like siblings.

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[Nacho_ijp]

YAY COOKIE!!!

[lukynn94]

wtf zombie wtf gremlibs

[she_wolf]

Zombies!

[Lt. Venom]

lukynn94, on 28 October 2012 - 06:46 PM, said:

wtf zombie wtf gremlibs

she_wolf, on 10 December 2012 - 09:06 AM, said:

Zombies!

[HDaytna]

I'll gladly take the gremlins. As long as there's no food for them after midnight, they're nearly harmless fuzzballs.

Edit: I may have mixed up Mogwai and Gremlin... Guess I died at this game

Edited by HDaytna, 11 December 2012 - 03:45 AM.

[Nacho_ijp]

Remember these?

Edited by Nacho_ijp, 11 December 2012 - 07:10 AM.

[christamiller]

i will take my chances with zombies....