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[ScyberDragon]

So, my girlfriend was playing diablo 3. New to the franchise, she was picking up every gray and white item to look at them. After a while she asked "why are they all cracked or broken?" after just a quick pause she answered herself, "oh, because I'm getting it off a dead guy. That makes sense".

I cracked up. After 15 years of playing and dumping off the gray and white trash, I finally had a logical reason behind all of those crap drops. I had just never though about it before and thought it was hilarious when she reasoned why there was so much crap drops in diablo.

[Tralari]

Ha, that's funny! Those things running in your signature scare me.

[spedanden]

And when you get the good stuff it makes sense too. If you mug 100 people, most are going to just have change or empty wallets, but then theres that special one, that has Benjamins.

[Zhaph]

Haha awesome! Best explanation I've heard.

[maka]

spedanden, on 06 April 2012 - 06:23 PM, said:

And when you get the good stuff it makes sense too. If you mug 100 people, most are going to just have change or empty wallets, but then theres that special one, that has Benjamins.

Dude, congratulations. You made a post, yet it shows you have 0 posts

[KageKaze]

maka, on 06 April 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:

spedanden, on 06 April 2012 - 06:23 PM, said:

And when you get the good stuff it makes sense too. If you mug 100 people, most are going to just have change or empty wallets, but then theres that special one, that has Benjamins.

Dude, congratulations. You made a post, yet it shows you have 0 posts

I see that too and it scares me!  o.O

Damn it, Neo, stop hacking the matrix

[Knucker]

KageKaze, on 07 April 2012 - 12:05 AM, said:

maka, on 06 April 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:

spedanden, on 06 April 2012 - 06:23 PM, said:

And when you get the good stuff it makes sense too. If you mug 100 people, most are going to just have change or empty wallets, but then theres that special one, that has Benjamins.

Dude, congratulations. You made a post, yet it shows you have 0 posts

I see that too and it scares me!  o.O

Damn it, Neo, stop hacking the matrix

Off-topic posts don't go towards post count.

[aldrek]

Leave it to a girl who doesn't play video games to understand them better than most of us.

It's like Kids Say the Darndest Things in here.

[Tempest07]

Good explanation, but nevertheless, be prepared to get bogged down by your girlfriend cluttering your inventory and decorating your shared stash with grey and white items...

"Hey honey, the stash had too many UNIQUE items, and it didn't look as 'pure' as the WHITE items, so I sold them. You're welcome! See you tonight!

                        -Your Wubums"

-Temp

[Nuvian]

Girlfriends and kids say the cutest things

[Ashoto]

Knucker, on 07 April 2012 - 12:07 AM, said:

KageKaze, on 07 April 2012 - 12:05 AM, said:

maka, on 06 April 2012 - 11:52 PM, said:

Dude, congratulations. You made a post, yet it shows you have 0 posts

I see that too and it scares me!  o.O

Damn it, Neo, stop hacking the matrix

Off-topic posts don't go towards post count.

Hmmm, I noticed that too but I needed someone to confirm.
Now I can *high-five* myself!

Tempest!! You and your haemorrhage-inducing text colour again..... /gasp