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#1 Molster

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 06:56 AM

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Blizzard Kidzz - New Blizzard Kidzz Series (April Fools)

Originally Posted by Blizzard (Blue Tracker / Official Forums)

Games can be incredibly useful tools to teach players valuable skills and life lessons. To help young gamers take learning “to the max™,” we’re launching Blizzard Kidzz: a suite of educational games set in the Blizzard game universes. Blizzard Kidzz games will cover important subjects for gamers aged 6 and up, including mathematics, reading/writing, science, history, and more! Visit the Blizzard Kidzz preview page now for screenshots, game descriptions, and preorder information!


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#2 Ducha

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:01 AM

Haven't had such a good laugh since I saw the page
Bashiok - Blizzard Representative - 08/01/2011 -"So how many skill combinations are there now? Well taking into account 6 active skills, all the rune combinations, and 3 passives we currently expect each class to have roughly 2,285,814,795,264 different build combinations."

"Hey, I thought you'd like the witty irony of grub-on-glowie violence!"

#3 Grahf

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:01 AM

Beyond awsome

#4 Molster

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:03 AM

My score is over 9000

#5 Mrzazou

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:05 AM

Lol right on time for april 1st

#6 Zingi

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:11 AM

The box for
Strat Blaster with Edmund Duke

says ages 6+
but the description says ages 12 and up.

Sloppy work, Blizz :P

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#7 Pit Stains

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:16 AM

April fools

#8 Puttah

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:20 AM

Kids helping defeat Diablo by reciting their multiplication tables? Epic.

Edited by Puttah, 01 April 2012 - 07:20 AM.

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#9 DerfOnTurf

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:24 AM

MAth Blaster, Carmen San Diego, and The Oregan Trail.  What games are the other two based on?

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:31 AM

View PostDerfOnTurf, on 01 April 2012 - 07:24 AM, said:

MAth Blaster, Carmen San Diego, and The Oregan Trail.  What games are the other two based on?
Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing
Reader Rabbit
Oregon Trail
(I have no idea what this Turbo one is)
Math Blaster
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?

#11 Zodd187

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:35 AM

Quarky & Quaysoo's Turbo Science

Edited by Zodd187, 01 April 2012 - 07:41 AM.

In this world...
Is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law?
Is it like the hand of god hovering above?
At least, it is true...
That man has no control, even over his own will.

#12 SaracenS

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:47 AM

The Carmen Sandiego one got me... I really wish they had done a Operation Neptune one though.

#13 Gyel

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:51 AM

I am actually quite disappointed this year :( wii was a bad joke and the kidz edition ...

#14 Greenjoke

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:53 AM

Quote

Your paladin has died from dysentery


#15 Nuggetz

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:58 AM

I totally pwned the typing program.
"The Unchosen" Pain of Admirance Sigil (For those without -Feat of Strength-):

http://i.imgur.com/O7Oeo.png

I received TWO beta keys.  Eat it and like it.

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 08:06 AM

i bet they could sell a ton of those zergotchi authenticators

#17 Drachar

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:32 AM

View PostHarmonica39, on 01 April 2012 - 08:06 AM, said:

i bet they could sell a ton of those zergotchi authenticators

I know i badly want one.

#18 Cydoemus

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:38 AM

L   O




  (..wait for it)



L

Edited by Cydoemus, 01 April 2012 - 10:39 AM.


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Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:50 AM

Molster, you should add this to the news, because it is the biggest win ever :)

#20 Jindujun

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:33 AM

while a wii probably wouldnt be able to display anywhere near decent graphics if it had run D3 i must say that is one nice looking piece of hardware!




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