the power of stopping cornflakes becoming soggy
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What are the most useless superpowers you can think of?
Started by Parto, Feb 20 2012 07:13 PM
useless superpowers
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:45 AM
the ability to read... UPSIDE DOWN...
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:57 AM
The Hulk turns into a giant green killing machine when he gets angry. I think the worst superpower ever would be to be the anti-hulk: the power to get really really angry whenever you turn into a giant green killing machine.
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 12:00 PM
Argency, on 21 February 2012 - 11:57 AM, said:
The Hulk turns into a giant green killing machine when he gets angry. I think the worst superpower ever would be to be the anti-hulk: the power to get really really angry whenever you turn into a giant green killing machine.
How do u turn into a giant green killing machine in the first place then? O.o
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 02:29 PM
That's why it's such a lousy superpower, you have to figure that bit out for yourself.
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 02:36 PM
Limitless physical strength with absolutely no increased durability. The first time you sneeze... game over man.
(Though I guess even just the first time you breathed in or your heart beat, it'd be about the same results.)
(Though I guess even just the first time you breathed in or your heart beat, it'd be about the same results.)
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 03:29 PM
many nice ones. ill come with another.
The ability to read the minds of people who are reading your mind.
The ability to read the minds of people who are reading your mind.
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 11:56 PM
To shoot poop out of my mouth.
Hm, I suppose dogs would dig it.
Hm, I suppose dogs would dig it.
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 12:10 AM
To change the color of my teeth! Holy shit i would do so many things!
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 12:15 AM
To ability to go through stages of extreme nastalgia.
Respectful is a strong word...
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 12:17 AM
The ability to convince Leonidas that this IS in fact, madness.
Vyce223, on 10 June 2012 - 09:19 PM, said:
Being sarcastic while trying to get a point across is pointless.
Yeah, & you're really bright.
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 04:48 AM
The ability to sense when and where a bird will fly into a window or door screen.
every time you sneeze all your hair falls out simultaneously.
the ability to make toilets drain in the opposite direction.
every time you sneeze all your hair falls out simultaneously.
the ability to make toilets drain in the opposite direction.
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 04:51 AM
The ability to turn food into carpet.
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 04:52 AM
The power to change the future through choices you make for yourself on a daily basis.
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 07:38 AM
The ability to transmute gold into coal.
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 07:47 AM
The ability to
That's a great superpower! bloody oath i'd love to have that one, damn cornflakes going soggy on me so soon after i pour the milk in!
The ability to turn into a snail
FreddyBenson, on 21 February 2012 - 11:38 AM, said:
the power of stopping cornflakes becoming soggy
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The ability to turn into a snail
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Posted 23 February 2012 - 07:53 AM
the ability to fart a protective bubble in case your following your grandpa who has the "i shi* when i walk disease . or the ability to turn your teeth any color you want but for some reason superpower teeth laws prohibit the use of white. sad day .....sad sad day
Edited by tankodiablo, 23 February 2012 - 07:56 AM.
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