Ultimate Random Chat Thread [URT] v4
#10761
Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:46 PM
#10765
Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:55 PM
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There is a difference in trimming it and completely shaving it or not doing it at all. 1 of them look mighty fine, 1 makes you a cyclist, the 3rd makes you a hobo. Pick which one!
#10766
Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:28 PM
#10768
#10769
Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:47 PM
Tralari, on 14 April 2012 - 08:27 PM, said:
#10770
Posted 15 April 2012 - 01:38 AM
#10771
Posted 15 April 2012 - 01:54 AM
PS. I'm as wasted as fuck
#10772
#10774
Posted 15 April 2012 - 03:06 AM
Siaynoq, on 15 April 2012 - 01:58 AM, said:
Trust me. Atm, neither do I....
Tralari, on 15 April 2012 - 02:12 AM, said:
What am I not drinking, would be an easier list to make...
#10775
Posted 15 April 2012 - 03:24 AM
Negotiating a home loan I'm working on securing; for the first time in my life I was able to push back at the banks today and truly not give a fuck what they think and I must to say it felt really good. They have been asking for all kinds of stuff to prove I can pay the loan (which they would be ass stupid to not do given the details of it) but their last request was just ass stupid. I basically told them to shit or get off the pot because in reality I hold all the cards.
I felt a bit like the Merovingian in Matrix Reloaded, although I am far less evil
, in that scene where Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity go to see about getting the key maker.
Why is the only real source of power, without it you are powerless. And this is how you come to me: without why, without power, another link in the chain. But, fear not, since I have seen how good you are at following orders, I will tell you what to do next. Run back, and give the fortune-teller this message: her time is almost up. [stands] Now, I have some real business to attend to, so I will bid you adieu and goodbye.
Damn it was nice to do that, fuck the banks.
Edited by VegasRage, 15 April 2012 - 03:26 AM.

#10776
Posted 15 April 2012 - 03:35 AM
#10777
Posted 15 April 2012 - 03:49 AM
#10778
Posted 15 April 2012 - 03:55 AM
VegasRage, on 15 April 2012 - 03:24 AM, said:
Negotiating a home loan I'm working on securing; for the first time in my life I was able to push back at the banks today and truly not give a fuck what they think and I must to say it felt really good. They have been asking for all kinds of stuff to prove I can pay the loan (which they would be ass stupid to not do given the details of it) but their last request was just ass stupid. I basically told them to shit or get off the pot because in reality I hold all the cards.
I felt a bit like the Merovingian in Matrix Reloaded, although I am far less evil
, in that scene where Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity go to see about getting the key maker.
Why is the only real source of power, without it you are powerless. And this is how you come to me: without why, without power, another link in the chain. But, fear not, since I have seen how good you are at following orders, I will tell you what to do next. Run back, and give the fortune-teller this message: her time is almost up. [stands] Now, I have some real business to attend to, so I will bid you adieu and goodbye.
Damn it was nice to do that, fuck the banks.
The matrix was the best man...Fuck the banks!
-Equinox
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-Winged
#10779
Posted 15 April 2012 - 04:18 AM
I'll tell you mortgage underwriters are a bunch of petty ass bean counters (at least these ones are) who couldn't recognize an obvious no brain opportunity when it falls into their lap.
It goes something like this as an example, lets say a this loan officer makes $1000 1 year loans plus interest. On average we'll say the interest is 5% as a matter of normal practice. Along you come willing to take that loan and you prove you can pay it back in just a week plus the entire 5% APR interest!
The obvious course of action is to make the loan, but this bean counter is an idiot, not realizing in 1 week you won't need their loan at all. The dullard bean counter thoughtlessly procrastinates and decides to ask you for ridiculous papers that have no weight in your ability to pay the loan.
So you tell them shit or get off the pot because you don't really need them, all you need is a little more patience because in a week you'll have the cash anyways to buy the thing you wanted a little sooner.
Edited by VegasRage, 15 April 2012 - 05:02 AM.

#10780
Posted 15 April 2012 - 07:38 AM
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