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#10481 VegasRage

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:22 AM

I need a helpdesk manager here in Vegas who will close tickets and turn our ailing helpdesk around. $40/K to $50/K Plus I need two entry to mid-level helpdesk tech's at $13/per hour to $15 per hour. I know I'm batting against the odds here to find that, venting mostly really out of frustration. :QQ:  I'm serious though, if anyone knows someone who''s all that and a bag of chips, I'll hire them on the spot.

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#10482 Lt. Venom

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:31 AM

What exactly is a help desk?

Just as the Scorpion hunts...

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#10483 VegasRage

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:35 AM

Computer helpdesk, basically internal tech support department for a company.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:45 AM

Wait... so like the people that tell me to restart my computer when I call my internet company? Or ask me to make sure it's plugged in? Because those people could be replaced with chimps.

#10485 Umpa

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:49 AM

"WAIT....Is it plugged in?" "yup" "DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!" "-__- you have no clue, do you?"  "Nope."
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#10486 VegasRage

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:49 AM

Yeah but when it's internal, they have specific knowledge about the companies applications and are generally better than the chimps you get for tech support at an internet company. The department runs off a ticketing system, and they need to close so many tickets a day etc. That's not happening in my helpdesk department because the manager isn't taking ownership of the department, he's really let me down.

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#10487 Daemaro

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:50 AM

That sucks. :( It's Vegas though, pretty populated city, shouldn't be TOO hard to find someone.

#10488 Umpa

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:52 AM

You know what I've noticed....Managers on average, are idiots. Working at Universal is my first real experience with the stereotypical manager assigned to managing large groups of people in a company. Holy shit they're stupid. Thank god I'm an artist. I can't handle those people for much longer. CALL ME BLIZZ!
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#10489 Daemaro

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:53 AM

Didn't your manager like... cut some guy the other day? That's pretty badass.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:55 AM

Lol...Precisely my point.
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:55 AM

I'll cut you too!

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:56 AM

I'll reflect your attack with my Jake hat.
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:57 AM

You can't kill me, you need me.



#10494 Umpa

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:58 AM

DUDE I MISSED TONIGHTS EPISODE IM SO MAD!
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#10495 Tralari

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:08 AM

That's what DVR's are for... and now that you've reminded me about episodes... *goes to bed while playing season 2 episode 2 of Game of Thrones.* See you all later. :)

#10496 VegasRage

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:09 AM

Yeah managers are often idiots, I look forward to going back to being a nerd again after I get done with this management position I've been kicked upstairs into. 2 maybe 3 more years and then I'm done with it.


BTW Tralari, you know after you reach 100 posts you belong to us and can never leave. Kind of like the coffee house you can never escape from.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:12 AM

Like...a hotel?


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#10498 VegasRage

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:02 AM

That's right! We haven't served that spirit here since 1969!

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#10499 Umpa

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:03 AM

I always thought that line was weird. But it seems like it also might be a pun?
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#10500 Tralari

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:09 AM

View PostVegasRage, on 10 April 2012 - 03:09 AM, said:

BTW Tralari, you know after you reach 100 posts you belong to us and can never leave. Kind of like the coffee house you can never escape from.

I'm well beyond 100 posts. :P




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