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[Lt. Venom]

*Subtly looks suspiciously at the unkempt, old man. Puts a cup of fresh human blood on the counter and watches for reaction.*

[Zhuge]

*wakes up from the dead* finds out there is still a arrow in my knee.  not as planned.

[Lt. Venom]

"Hi Zhuge!"
*Remembers shapeshifting bloodsucker on the prowl, eyes Zhuge with subtle suspicion, nonchalantly motions towards the cup of fresh human blood.*

[darkjay]

*kicks door open*  what the hell have you done to the place... its bright in here

[Lt. Venom]

"That's because you kicked the door open. Atleast my... um... Zhar?, yeah that's it, Zhar-proofed hinges still work."
*Motions towards the stale human blood.*
Thought somebody would take it by now. Hmmm... Gotta get some fresh blood soon.

[Lt. Venom]

*Looks at the glass of rusty-brown substance. Looks around room.*
Damn, the blood is well past coagulation, gonna need a whole new glass it looks like. And nobody moved for quite a while. There's a damn black widow building her web on Zhuge's crotch. I bet that'll hurt like hell and Diablo himself would cringe.

[Stormcat]

Opens secret trap door, peeks head in and looks around, shakes head and goes back into secret room mumbling...I could have sworn I heard Darkjay in here.

[Lt. Venom]

*Hears squeak and looks around. Doesn't see anything*
I thought somebody actually moved. The spider must have sneezed.
"God bless you, black widow."

*Hears a series of clicking and hissing and such that sounds like talking from Zhuge's crotch, "I didn't sneeze, but thank you anyway."*
OH MY GOD IT TALKS!!!

[Blades11]

*Stumbles in with weary legs* Am I going to have to kill someone for a seat in this place? *Draws sword and points it directly at the closest man sitting at the bar* You there, get out of my seat. *Awkwardly approaching the bar he collapses from fatigue*

[Bleu42]

*Brushes aside the thousands of cobwebs, flinging them behind him, attached spiders helplessly follow*

*Some unknown skeleton falls off the corner stool*

*Sits down while looking at the barkeep cautiously*

*without losing eye contact, grabs the first drink within arm reach*

*To show manliness, takes a gulp and slams the cup back down, stale blood spills over the edge*

*Immediately pukes on himself and passes out, falling backwards onto the dusty floor with a loud thump*

Edited by Snaks42, 13 March 2012 - 07:08 AM.

[Lt. Venom]

*Looks down at unconcious man.*
Hmm...probably not the brightest candle in the pack, drinking that really old blood like that. Didn't realize it was still liquid, looked solid. I guess the bloodsucker isn't around anymore.

"Miz Widow, If you're hungry, there's a cockroach in the hole in the wall. Good sized bugger too. LOOK, there he is!"
*The blackwidow goes to the hole and builds a trap and waits.*

[Bleu42]

*wakes up just to turn and puke again, adding to the nice little lake on the ground*

*while still lying down, eyes a suspicious piece of folded paper tucked away in a floorboard on the ceiling*

*using a nearby stool he quickly plucks the folded square out of it's hiding hole, and eagerly unwraps it*

Son of a bitch  *He thinks to himself* That old lady was right, the map IS here*

[Lt. Venom]

*Smiles to himself.*
He spotted the fake map I planted there. I wonder how long it will take for him to realize that it is a poorly drawn version of the Kanto Region? Eh, whatever... Some mango iced tea sounds nice right now...

[Bleu42]

*completely unaware of the validity of the map, sets off to pay the old lady and go adventuring!*

but first I have this strange need of mango iced tea....

[tankodiablo]

*poors a glass of mango ice tea and suddenly realizes he already poored a glass of mango ice tea
how much did i drink this mornin?

[Lt. Venom]

*Sees somebody pour a glass of Mango iced tea.*
"GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!!"

[Zhar]

*The large wooden door begins to creak as a faint smell of listerine begins to float into the tavern*
*The creaking intensifies, and the hinges begin to glow a bright red*
*The door explodes off its hinges as a transparent green figure floats into view*

"YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!!!!!11"

[Lt. Venom]

*Sees destroyed work, bursts into terrifying flame of Fear-Induced-Shit-in-Pants Outrage.*
"FUCK YOU!!!"
*Charges across room with murderous intent and dripping stinger poised to slam home into... woodwork behind Zhar.*

"FUUUUUUUCCKKKKK!!!"
*Calms down pretty damn quickly, with tail stuck in wall.*
"Zhar you're back! You're paying for the door and replacement hinges, and this wall here."

*Gives tail a good yank to get loose, fails.*
"Umm... Little help here? I'm buying several rounds of drinks once I get unstuck and fix the damage.*

[Zhar]

*mist parts gently as the massive stinger passes through his torso*

"Still dead man, wasn't able to ever find a way to revive myself in my travels ."
*looks at the damage done to the door"

"Well, I'll pay for it, but only in Zhar fun-bucks. They're legal tender in Peru!"