New Blizzard Kidzz Series to Offer the Most Epic Learning Experiences . . . Ever!

By Molster Apr 1, 2012
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Originally Posted by Blizzard (Blue Tracker / Official Forums)

Games can be incredibly useful tools to teach players valuable skills and life lessons. To help young gamers take learning “to the max™,” we’re launching Blizzard Kidzz: a suite of educational games set in the Blizzard game universes. Blizzard Kidzz games will cover important subjects for gamers aged 6 and up, including mathematics, reading/writing, science, history, and more! Visit the Blizzard Kidzz preview page now for screenshots, game descriptions, and preorder information!

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
Haven't had such a good laugh since I saw the page

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
Beyond awsome

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
My score is over 9000

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
Lol right on time for april 1st

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
The box for
Strat Blaster with Edmund Duke

says ages 6+
but the description says ages 12 and up.

Sloppy work, Blizz

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
April fools

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
Kids helping defeat Diablo by reciting their multiplication tables? Epic.

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
MAth Blaster, Carmen San Diego, and The Oregan Trail. What games are the other two based on?

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
Quote from DerfOnTurf

MAth Blaster, Carmen San Diego, and The Oregan Trail. What games are the other two based on?

Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing
Reader Rabbit
Oregon Trail
(I have no idea what this Turbo one is)
Math Blaster
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?

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Quarky & Quaysoo's Turbo Science

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
The Carmen Sandiego one got me... I really wish they had done a Operation Neptune one though.

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Your paladin has died from dysentery

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I totally pwned the typing program.

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
L O

(..wait for it)

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
while a wii probably wouldnt be able to display anywhere near decent graphics if it had run D3 i must say that is one nice looking piece of hardware!

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
do people really think this is an april fools joke? because its not even remotely funny like their past pranks. it wouldnt even be clever if it was a joke. how is it funny? "oh were making educational games for kids" --- "ok?.... cool? so do tons of other gaming companies". the only think that looks fishy is the "Where In Sanctuary is Deckard Cain" game thats rated M. why would a kids game be rated M? other then that, nothing really funny

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
Quote from MeddlinG

Molster, you should add this to the news, because it is the biggest win ever

thats from 2010

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
QUICK! solve that math problem!

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
if i had d3 on wii i could skip my cardio

make it happen bliz

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Posted Apr 1, 2012
It's good that they didn't have the cruelty to announce a D3 delay as an april's fool joke.

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