Official Blizzard Quote:
Diablo: #DailyDiablo Following the boss "kill moves" tweet last week, what creative ways can you dream up for bosses to end a character's life?
1. You are struck by lightning. Your body glows as it swells and swells. Eventually your body explodes as pieces of you go flying through the air.
#86: I think that it would awesome to see a caster-type boss who catches you at low HP lift you up via telekinesis or some sort of floating magic and rip the hero in half down the median of his/her body (i.e. length-wise or from head to waist) with that same magic. Dramatic, gorey, and totally awesome.
Edit: I forgot to number my addition!
This would be those awkward and frustrating times when you and a boss hit eachother simotaneously ending BOTH of your lives.
#87 The bosses body goes limp and starts to crash down... untill it falls sideways and crushes you with it... fatality!
I'd also like to see fire burn your flesh away leaving just your bones.
The bright Purple Pony sends a colorful rainbow your way which burns out your eyes and makes your hero screem in agony "Too many bright colors!! Arrgh!".
The Pony then hugs you lovingly and makes you die of humiliation infront of your friends.
(let the My Little Pony death stay, for the boss of The Secret Unicorn Level).
I hope that this exists....That would make me as happy as a Hobbit.
On Topic: I'd like to see a boss toss your corpse up into the air and into their mouth. Maybe some chewing with their mouth open and your gooey corpse stringing and oozing between their teeth...That would make me less sad about dying.
Boss possesses the mind of your mercenary(allies in multiplayer), and he start fighting you !!
You're chasing a demon down a hallway, and you enter into a large chamber....
You smash one of the walls, hoping to injure the demon.
But the wall hits a pillar, which then slams into a pile of crates.
The crates smash open, and release cannon balls, which scatter around the room, and hit a toggle near the gate.
The gate slams shut, locking you in the room, and simultaneously causing a pulley system to raise a bucket of water to the ceiling.
Upon reaching the ceiling, a torch is situated to light the rope on fire, slowly disintegrating it.
The bucket then falls, which hits one end of a plank of wood, sending a sword up in the air.
The sword slices a rope, holding the chandelier in place.
The Chandelier falls, and murders your character.
.... Death by Rube Goldberg.
I wholeheartedly agree. God forbid we should have fun or seek to entertain on the internet.
yeah... leave those post there... just not count them