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I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a

This sue-happy user was making me completely disgusted, until I got to this part:

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The randomness just made me LOL.

I don't really have anything to add to this discussion.

I just came here to say that this was an excellent read, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing.

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Well you can ask to sign up, then they say that you are, but before you become a full member you would have to wait until after 100 posts.

That's good to know. I'll keep that in mind, and will go check it out soon.

And Siaynoq: I thought the same thing when I first saw it. I was like, "Lord of the ...typo?" And then I saw Stonebreaker's signature, and it all became clear. That'll take some getting used to, heh.

On a completely unrelated note: over 3 pages? Wow, I feel popular.

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If you do want to join SICK, you should go and sign up. You should sign up for LoTD.:D

Oh, I've thought about it. My only concern is that I just recently signed up for the forums, so I'm not that well established around here. And with the possible move to USWest, I'm not established there, either.

I would love to, though. I've never really been part of an active guild/clan/legion before, so it'd be nice to finally be able to do that. I'll definitely check it out, and try to sign up soon. I just feel I should get a little more established around here first, since my account's only a few days old. Unless that doesn't matter, haha.

Haha, no worries of being creeped out by the mad. I've already learned that it's no use trying to stay above the madness; just join in and enjoy it.

And thank you for the compliments. I can't really take credit for the avatar (just a cropped image - my signature is another story), but using somewhat proper typing on forums/in chat is something I pride myself in. No use in writing it if no one can read it, right?

And to Saiynoq: I'll be sure to add you as soon as I get myself established on USWest. I've decided that I'll make an account there (probably within the next day or so) just to test the waters, and I may end up staying.

Gillian's lines always amused me, since a good chunk of them were along the lines of, "I don't know, talk to someone else."

And, random thought: if Gillian was so busy and concerned about her grandmother, why was she standing outside doing nothing?

And, of course:

"Let's see, am I selling you something? No. Are you giving me money to tell you about this? No. Are you now leaving and going to talk to the storyteller who lives for this kind of thing? Yes."

And:

"Wait, let me guess. Cain was swallowed up in a gigantic fissure that opened beneath him, he was incinerated in a ball of hellfire, and can't answer your questions anymore. Oh, that isn't what happened? Then I guess you'll be buying something or you'll be on your way."

I wanted to kick that kid so hard...

But anyway, "yep, that's a cow alright!"

Haha, that's gold.

Please, share more with us masses.

Thanks for the warm welcomes.

And yeah, it is pretty tits ass cold here. We had some rain and warm weather yesterday afternoon that suddenly turned into cold winds, ice, and a semi-blizzard last night.

I've actually considered going to USWest for a bit, to get a break from the USEastards. Seems you can't get a good multiplayer game to save your life (though I mostly solo, so it doesn't matter much anyway, aside of runs).

But yeah, thanks again. I have a feeling that I'll enjoy my stay here.

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Buying a guy a video game is a big step. My girlfriend and I were together just over four years when she bought me a video game for the first time ever. It was a big step in our relationship cause she hates video games, but she knows video games makes me happy.

Heh, no kidding. The first time I ever bought him a game was for Christmas, back when Call of Duty or Call of Duty 2 (I can't remember) was released. I'd never seen him so excited before.

But now, we buy games for each other all the time. I think the only difference was that he didn't quite realize that I like games as much as he does until I bought him that first one.

This year I'm going to be making my boyfriend a big dinner (like I do every year, it seems, but he likes it). I'll probably end up making some slow-cooked barbecued ribs or steak...can't decide which.

And also his favorite chocolate cake for dessert. In over 4 years of being together, I've only ever made it once. I think this year's a good time to finally make it again.

Also, depending on how much money I've got, I might get him a new PC game, too. If there's one he has his eye on, anyway.

Lol, wow. These are so full of win.

And just the idea of her piercing her inner labia made me cringe. Just...no.

Hello there. I just figured I would introduce myself before cruising around the other forums and stuff.

Well, for starters, my name's Jess, I'm 25 years old and I live in the western part of lower Michigan. I've been a huge Diablo fan ever since the first game was released on Playstation (the Butcher scared the crap out of me when I first ran into him, lol), and I've been loyal to the series ever since.

I currently play on ladder, USEast. I'm returning to the game after a long absence (moving from Tennessee to Michigan took awhile), so I'm slowly but surely building myself back up to where I used to be. It's pretty fulfilling to be able to start completely from scratch and end up with a decent amount of wealth. I like the challenge.

Other than Diablo, I love music and video games. I mostly listen to symphonic metal or bands like Dragonforce, though nothing is wrong with the occassional 80s rock or modern "alternative" (i.e. Disturbed, etc). And I'm all over the place with video games, so I won't bore you with those details.

I think that's it. So, yeah...hi and stuff.