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Quote from "Stonebreaker" »

In the bible it does not say that, I am reading what it says on google, and whoever said that homosexual was condemned to hell was wrong.

It is not verbatem in the bible, it is up to interpertation of the people who are reading it.

I have a theory, if you will.
Humankind is growing by 7-9 million people PER year. Being a straight young man, I more than appreciate the climb in homosexuals in the late years, because let's stop and think about it for a minute- Sooner or later there will be no more room in the world for so many people, and the appearing of homosexuals throughout the globe must mean some biological/celestial intervention to stop the incessant growing of our population. They could be our saviors (lol).

Not so hard, only needs training. Like all things I suppose- "Practice makes perfect" and crud like that..

Believe it or not, but I live in a city called LOD, in Israel. You're free to check it up online.

4/10. I just don't get it so I gave a random number.

I approve of everything except the Sony Speaker. Just don't see it befitting.

2/10 permissive.

Happy birthday Zubin.

Happy birthday.

Antidisestablishmentarianism

One day, an old man was worried that he was going to die because of being hammered by a violent ghost. He then realized he could escape by hammering his fat cock into the ghost's heart and then eat the ghost's flesh which doesn't exist. Realizin it's nonexistent, he stops eating and begins to fart randomly. He even kisses the nonexistent flesh, which then creates a baby with horns on his large nose. After that, the old man stormed blizzcon'07 threatening Blizzard that if they don't mention Diablo he will start hammering the warcraft paychecks. Then after he grabbed his uncontrollabe mutated kid, he threatened to poop all over the blizzard people. He then stomped away while fingering himself to get the women to fart in his giant worm infested ass. Suddenly Stormcat came out of choasdragon's belly, yelling that she wanted more of his home baked muffins. After finishing, she took a muffin and buttered it, she ate impossibly. Looking back she said "you can't rape me!" while simutaenously running away. Diablo ran after her, roaring that giant meat wagons are very slow. She decided to eat him, roar! After a moment he readjusted himself and raped her, and then Thasador came on her and started to stuff a duck inside of Diablo's big imaginary pussy. Diablo moaned like a giant yeti and then slapped Chaosdragon upside his big, fat, slimey, stormcat like ass. Then the mutated stormcat like ass jumped from the cliff on which thasador was dancing while jabbing his thong up his crack with some lubricated sandpaper. He squated down and surveyed the imminent poop falling out, while choking on a nice hard Tuscan T-bone Steak. Then at night, a big-breasted visucius like ass stormed down on visucius himself, which was wierd for your mom to be up and about in a screwed state of mind. At night, Thasador stabbed a thief which was high, and decapitated him while smoking a big, big cigar and drinking beer. Carl then tried to have his way with some kills and fat monkeys, when Sofawall showed his monkey how to kill. The Stereo Radio then challenged Monkey King to duel. Monkey King, Sofawall, and Stereo all begin to fly without skill, and began shooting with a projectile launcher made for dung, by dung and with dung to avoid fishy odour, but smells worse. When Sofawall got it into his brand-new Batmobile, which smelled of Sofawalls nasty urine, Sofawall cleaned it. After an hour, he pooped alot. Also, he had a bad case of awesomeness. Chaos did not. He was forced by thasador to eat fecal matter. But tables turned, and Chaos forced Sofawall to eat elephant balls. Then Sofawall decided to kill Carlos. And himself, muahahahaha. Winston stopped him. But then he took a huge futuristic alien mothership and crapped in a hotel lobby, pissing in peoples inappropriate areas furiously. After awhile of running and killing, an old man pwnd his ass. Then the old man said, "hey get your nasty, bubbly ass away from me dude!" So Sofawall stopped, and then said, "I'm gay hehe" with a wink. "Jk!" said Sofawall. "Not jk" Sofawall heard Winston reply. "I love you!" said Thasador to Allison his beloved. After this incident, Chaosdragon proclaimed his love for beef jerkey with spices spicy yet sweet, and very sexy. "I Love jerky" became the motto. As the mutated Goat of Death arose from the ground, then the body of Deckard revived himself quickly. Cain screwed Chaosdragon in all of Stormcats filthy places, then a demon came forth and screwed Doppel up in the head with images of DarknessAngels psychedelic banana cream pie. Doppel, after recovering yelled for help and got kicked hard by Chaosdragon. A storm rolled ominously forth unto the fourth moon of swirling Saturn. A bolt of energetic mooncrust shot from the moon was heading to Earth in a speed of light faster than you jacking off to a guy named Brett Favre.He was spraying his ass juice all on Bush face. The bolt slammed the undead raven into the pits of mysterious witch caverns and retail card games

I was farting one day when all the sudden thasador changed, he turned into a crazed elf which was constipated in his ass. He also had a thousand fleas up his rodimus. One day when thasador could not hold his boobs up, he stayed with diablo and held his package for FREE! Diablo then smiled at his big log after a strenuous day. Thasador then looked at his sharp blade and stuck diablo in-side his pocket. "wtf diablo you are gay!" said the fleas. baal appeared laughing at the fleas that bit him in his engorged ball sac. then mijnwraak sucked it really hard. Thasador's sword fell apart in retarded zubins big pussy. Thasador got out his other sword, inserted it in Chaosdragon's ass. Baal picked up Zubin and left him lieing in the sun under the blue umbrella. Belial then gave him the sword after sniffing and drinking some shizzz. But where monkeys make love to is where humans watch monkeys screw each other. After hours of satisfying love making, the monkeys turn on Chaos and started to strangle him. However, Zubin and Chaos pwned the raging monkeys. "Now you know not to mess with people who represent SICK." The monkeys now got a piece of cheddar and stuck it in a sword hilt, which had just appeared in a cool looking black and yellow monkey's ass. After they raped it, they pissed on Carloseus's eyeball and Chaos laughed until Silver gave him gold medals and then killed Zubin. But however Zubin revived as an undead dumbass, killing thousands of jews. One day Thasador's wife was helping Thasador learn how to kill jews, when King Monkey dropped his Wii Controller, and someone humped it. Which created angry mobs that pwned everything in the Sanctuary. Later, Carlos abused Winston in every impossible way. Winston survived, barely, but was covered in strange, gooey, green, sperm. It started attacking Carloseus, Elfen, Thasador, and then said, "Why dont attack silver?" So he stabbed Silver and then Silver retaliated and farted, but he had no idea that the beans he ate were sperm filled, and then bad things began to happen. First, metorites killed Winston, then goats appeared! They started welcoming Zubin back to diablo3.com when he came back from egypt being the ALMIGHTY! Almighty loser! Everyone then crowned him making it very difficult to die. He then took his favourite toy and smashed it into small pieces using a golden ticket of Wonka's. This made him smarter or not an idiot, but he and Jeru went flying to battlefields in the back of your mothers farm house on DRIFTER'S purple scooter.Then REQUIEM shared her very large strawberry dessert and vine red licorice with her friends and internet strangers. Suddenly someone jumped out of the abyssal nose and grabbed a bunch of puppies. Then Zubin on turntable, scratched a big fart ass stinky? Then a walrus named Abnihabnirkaligaahidfaartohukevich The great stinky lord of Stinkertown, USA was fastening a melon to his penis bone. Thinking he could maximise the length of his tiny wang, he set up a commitment later that night where he would bone equinox in her ass. After that comes LAGGGG! Stonebreaker stood up on Jeru's shoulders and yelled "GOLDEN WATERFALL!!!!!!" Murderface then killed a fat penguin who turned

Quote from "Chaosdragon94" »

Huh? You agree she is to strict and stuff too? Sry I don't know the term "battleaxe" since it isn't a proper term. >.> and sharp is a term I know but only in the sense of handsome looking, and anyone whoever says I look sharp I want to kill (though I know you weren't talking to me...)

Being sharp in your tongue and overall attitude is a known term, and Battleaxe is just another way to comment on one's acting, using the enviroment you're in- Meaning we're in an rpg community, might as well use terms such as Battleaxe or e.g Balrog Blade. The very item does not matter, only the intention does.

Hope you enjoy it here.

Quote from "DesmondTiny" »

I dont think blizzard needs to make it a montly fee. Their already rich as hell 8 million ppl paying 15$ to them everymonth. I highly doubt all that pays for their bills

"What do all men with power want? More power.." ~The Oracle~
In this case, in this world, money means power, and there's never enough of it.