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    posted a message on Reaper of Souls Highlights: New Class Skills and Visuals
    Quote from inkcheese

    Quote from brx

    Barbarians can make appear boulders and rocks from the sky. Right. Ok blizzard.

    Meteors dropping inside a cave.

    Haha, yeah, definitely if we go by the real-life logic, we'd end up playing the Calculator only =D
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on Reaper of Souls Highlights: New Class Skills and Visuals
    Quote from brx

    Barbarians can make appear boulders and rocks from the sky. Right. Ok blizzard.
    My favorite though is one of Crusader's Falling sword runes:

    "Rise Brothers: You land with such force that 3 avatars of the Order are summoned forth to fight by your side for 5 seconds. Each avatar will attack for 100% of your weapon damage as physical."

    SUCH FORCE THAT 3 AVATARS ARE SUMMONED!

    U wot m8? =D
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on DiabloFans Stream
    So we're wondering if we should stream in a bit. Like, in about half an hour. Anyone home by this time?
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on DiabloFans Stream
    Hai thar! Here is the me - the wife, Vicky. You cannot imagine how much everything seems worth it when we read such kind and heartwarming comments. We'll continue trying to provide you with information and if you want to ask anything related to RoS, this is your chance ;]

    Thanks again <3
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on [24/08/2013 - Updated] Funniest RoS Comments
    Quote from batboio

    Hilarious compilation. I might as well add one here:

    After Malthael, the Angel of Death, stole the black soulstone, why do you think he let Tyrael live?

    Because we should honour tradition and let Tyrael die properly at the hands of a ladybug-man.
    Thanks! Added! :D

    Quote from Jaetch

    You should try checking the General forum as well as the Reaper of Souls discussion forum on the official U.S. D3 site. The number of face-desking posts there is insane.

    Haha, I knew it! That's where I'll be spending a fair amount of my free time this weekend :D
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on Jaetch MVP status
    He is a classic example of the MVP's concept.

    I really hope this is just a stepping stone for him, because he's got a lot more to contribute with to Diablo's community!

    Keep up the awesome work, Jaetch!
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on [24/08/2013 - Updated] Funniest RoS Comments
    I have a strong affection towards the one I thought was Google-Translated, but then I realized that Google Translate may not have perfect grammar, but spells words correctly... Here's said comment:

    'Beceose tyrael say strong words ''brother, why'' and rest of good in archangel of death heart or brain stop him to kill tyrael. He dont have soulstone in head he just want the soulstone. If he dont have soulstone he is not the pure evil.'
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on [24/08/2013 - Updated] Funniest RoS Comments
    Hey, fellow Diablo fans!

    I decided to make a thread that is a little different than the excitement we all share about Reaper of Souls!

    I keep an eye on DiabloFans' Facebook page and since yesterday I find reading the comments there pretty entertaining. DiabloFans asks a question and the answers sometimes make me lol like a crazy person.

    That's why I made a collection of them here and I hope it will make you smile at least! And I'd be glad if you share comments you've noticed as well - on DiabloFans, YouTube, Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, Official Forums or whatever. Now is the time to get some positive energy out of the haters' hate!*




    UPDATES:

    Update#1: 11:14 GMT - YouTube Comments Added

    Update#2: 11:30 GMT - Reddit Comment Added

    Update#3: [23/08/2013] 11:53 PM GMT - Two new FB questions added

    Update#4: [24/08/2013] 00:03 AM GMT - A comment, spotted by batboio is added




    DiabloFans' Facebook Page


    DiabloFans Quote:


    After Malthael, the Angel of Death, stole the black soulstone, why do you think he let Tyrael live?
    • 'He got Disconnected'
    • 'Beacuse this is not Game of Thrones, where everybody dies...'
    • 'Tyrael was in on it'
    • 'Beceose tyrael say strong words ''brother, why'' and rest of good in archangel of death heart or brain stop him to kill tyrael. He dont have soulstone in head he just want the soulstone. If he dont have soulstone he is not the pure evil.' (A strong one)
    • 'Because theyr "Brothers".'
    • 'Hey no pvp......' (Always relevant)
    • 'because its bros before black soulstones'
    • 'Tyreal is his BFF!'
    • 'Because of the feels.'
    • 'lol guys you suck.. he won't kill another "angel", he wants to end eternal conflict, possibly kill all demons and peeps' ('peeps' is the word!)
    • 'Because they paid Tyrael's voice actor for the whole expansion and felt like doing just a cinematic wouldn't really get them what they paid for'
    • 'He DC'ed so hard'
    • 'He's secretly in love with Tyrael.' (The plot's getting even darker)
    • 'Out of the kindness of his heart.'
    • 'No reason, they just do whatever and lorelol.' (I intend on using the term 'lorelol' every chance I get :D )
    • 'Because we should honour tradition and let Tyrael die properly at the hands of a ladybug-man.'




    DiabloFans Quote:


    'I didn't really understand the part of the cinematic where Tyrael's sword passes through Malthael. My first thought was a simple "Well, you can't kill Death." But apparently:
    "El'druin, the Sword of Justice, was a blade wielded by the Archangel Tyrael. By all accounts it was a unique weapon, capable of cutting through any foe or substance in existence. However, some believe that the blade's edge cannot pass through or harm any being of righteous intent."
    Which kind of puts a wrench in the brain, doesn't it? How can Malthael be the bad guy and have righteous intent? Something's up." reddit user apokryphon; So how about that, fellow Facebook users? Is it possible Malthael just wants to slay all demons once and for all, but unfortunately has to kill all the Nephalem in the process, since humans are of demonic heritage?
    • 'Is simple, D3 team probably forgot about the "righteous intent" thing'
    • 'he killed 3 people sorta righteous'
    • '(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻'




    DiabloFans Quote:


    Which is the most badass moment from Reaper of Souls' opening cinematic in your opinion?
    • 'MY FAVORITE MOMENT IS: When I saw the gameplay video and I realised it was a straight line like the original game. Noting random at all, a story that stick into your ass and why a single new class? Why not 2.. WHERE IS MY PVP? WHY BLIZZARD, WHY !?' (Nailed it)
    • 'reading the hate comments in the video is much more interesting'
    • 'Best moment was when i read the comment on youtube - No one can stop death...except Error 37.'
    • 'the moment i came'




    DiabloFans Quote:


    So, does Diablo's expansion look DARK ENOUGH?
    • 'Yuck hate it'
    • 'Well u cant kill death so im guessing ull help him kill yourself or sum shit' (U wot, mate?!)




    DiabloFans Quote:


    What is the next class you'd like to see in Diablo?
    • 'Grammar class.'
    • 'The auction house killer.'
    • 'Druid ASAP or assassin but Druid'



    YouTube (RoS Opening Cinematic) :
    • ‘WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK IS MY FUCKING NECROMANCER???
    • What the fuck is blizzard dumb or what? There is no Diablo without the Necromancer.
      Nah let's add a fucking voodoo clown with back problems instead.
      FUCK FUCK FUCKELIFUCK’
      • ‘because death is the Necromancer's b*tch’
    • ‘lol "no one can stop death" till you actually fight him and hes easier then diablo.’
    • ‘EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!!’
    • ‘shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit’
    • ‘So hiding the stone didn't work for Bhall, Mephisto or Diablo in 1 and 2 yet he thinks itll work in 3? Dear god Tyrael.’
      • ‘They should take one big Nokia phone to destroy it ;D’
    • ‘So.. I'm having this debate with my friends.... What are the chances Leah had sex with Tyrael? I think they did. What do you think?’
    • ‘Fuck this game n the devil bitch ass niggas always has to be about death I believe in jesus christ n when ge comes down he gonna send that Diablo back in the firey pitts so he can stop all the chaos that's going on in this world’
    • ‘Malthael–Angel of Death , looks like tier 2 rogue with zul'gurub daggers.’
    And... BEWARE! Here comes the most common comment!
    • ‘SOO GOOD RIHANNA SEX FILM!!
    THE ENTlRE LEEKED FlLM CAN BE SEEN HERE
    goo.gl\************
    goo.gl\************’




    Reddit.com/r/Diablo:

    Topic: 'What happend to Malthael? Why is he evil now?'

    Reply: ‘he got mad at da angelz’
    '‘but whyyy D:’

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    *I've kept the original spelling of the comments.
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on How would you evaluate your real-life personal belongings D3-gold-wise?
    @Jaetch, This is a very fair evaluation method. Mine are way more emotional - right now I'd sell my cats for about 10 gold each.

    @Elendiro, is your soul legendary? I'd give a thought about buying it ;)
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on How would you evaluate your real-life personal belongings D3-gold-wise?
    If, by some weird reason, you could and had to sell your RL belongings on the D3 gold Auction house, what prices do you think would be suitable?
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on A subliminal message in Portal 2
    Quote from Ashoto

    I'd say that's a rather shallow association.

    Why do people always look for something familiar in new things.
    Why can't you just enjoy something without having to "ground" it?

    I'm sorry. I just don't get it :\

    Portal is "a new thing"?! :D Aaaand, as I thought was clear from the first post, I'm not saying it as a science fact or something. And also, I'm one of the people that have had the most enjoynment in Portal (especially in the second game), so something that just comes up to my mind and I share it here is "grounding" it?
    Meh.
    I'll stop myself here, so that everything would end in a nice way. Here is a nice ---> :)
    Posted in: Other Games
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    posted a message on The wind
    Huh? I didn't say I was gonna make a new account - I just posted 10 posts WITHOUT a pic, and then put a pic up :) No 'cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeee' here.

    Only wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind.
    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on Playing By Yourself or With Others?
    Quote from Truckwood

    Quote from ConTroll

    So far it looks like we'll be three - two people and one woman (me) :D Yeah, I'm going back to the kitchen :( With mah Asus G55VW >:>

    You can cook too?

    Meh, I mainly don't have the time, but sandwiches and waffles - all the time :)
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on (Poll) How many days off did you take for the release ??
    2 weeks, but it just happened so, because I'm not well with the brain... like, I'm a psychopath (almost). But seriously - almost a psycho. And then again - seriously - 2 weeks.
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on How do you pick names for your characters?
    My male DH is called (in the Beta, ofc) Douche! 'Cause he is one! But he's so cool :D I'm gonna name him the same way in the REAL game :>
    The others... What others?

    Maybe offtopic (not totally sure) : My main char in WoW is called Notouchie, my goblin there is called Goblingbling and my guild is <Killed Kenny>. If someone doesn't get the name of the guild, better send me a PM, so that we don't spam here. *being polite*
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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