Im just seeing how many of you lesser people have attained such an achievement in life as i have achieved. So... anyone at all, have you beaten Diablo 3 in under 4 minutes 32 seconds? Didn't think so. You really have to be in a class of your own to do it.
Please take a moment to bask in my glory....
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There... ahh, feels good right. Im not offering any autographs, but you may ask me any questions you want, and i will angrily answer anyone who challenges my life's crowning achievement. And no one better upset me or i'm going to call them really really lame, and try to belittle them, but really, how could you belittle someone who GOT 1-60 IN 4 MINUTES 32 SECONDS??.
Did i mention i made it to 60 in 4 minutes 32 seconds?
Now look down at yourself, now back at me, then back at yourself, now your diablo 3 characters, now back at me. You arent me, but you could get a taste of that by just viewing this thread, or asking me some questions, i think i have the time to answer some today in my busy schedule.
Anyone who questions the legitimacy of this post, like why my monk has so much time put in his bar graph, and why i only have 1 monster killed, and 0 elites, just ignore that, you just need to not think so hard. Did i mention i made it to 60 in 4 minutes 32 seconds?
So there you have it folks. Just thought i'd stop by to check if anyone knows of someone who'se gotten 60 in less time than 4 MINUTES 32 SECONDS. Again, I'm Not Boasting, just genuinely curious. Autographs 19.95, send check payable to Mike Ocksmall,
Out of character: Mocking absolutely is the sincerest form of flattery. And yes i was actually this bored.
PS: (This is a joke. Here's the original thread this is mocking: http://www.diablofans.com/topic/47942-world-record-1-60-in-42-minutes-played/)
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Ive heard the exact same thing on the blizzcon before release, on the making of DVD and on several interviews before launch.
This Game is seriously going nowhere. In order to make Itemization meaningful they would have to drop focusing Mainstats. They would have to drop weapon damage related Abilitys. In short they would have to turn this game 180 degrees around. They will not do this. Instead we will get the same old in a new dress.
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