Zip looked at two bars down the street, they were both themed. One was themed Old Western and the other was themed Old Rainforest. It was heaven, Zip dreamed about the rainforest all his life, a majority of the trees in the amazon jungle had been cut hundreds of years ago causing most rainforest animals to go extinct. Humans are 1 of 17 living primate species this day in age and its rare to see a monkey in its natural habitat on Old Earth.
"Well I'm going to the rainforest bar, anyone who wants to join me, first jagerbomb is on me!"
Zip stepped in the ship fairly tired after the zombie battle. Dorf aknowledged the crew for the outstanding behavior on the field. As soon as he got inside the ship "Mr. Noodles! I need Mr. Noodles!" He bolted towards the kitchen and started boiling some water. He heard screams of someone in agony then a sudden "THUD" that sounded like someone had punched steel.
Once they got to New Earth, Zip was in awe, "I can't wait for beeeeeer" he bellowed out. Waiting for Dorf and Oltu took so long that it felt like forever before he would finally get beer.
Once they came back Dorf handed them the money and some holographic recievers for communication. "Anybody else want to go to the bar?"
"You bet your ass I would!"
Zip looked around and saw some strange looking people, he never understood the concept of a mohawk.
I'm just going to take this statement. What if one of his wives had a disease? Then he would spread it to 18 others (including himself), instead of only himself in a single-partner marriage.
We were talking about monogamy against polygamy, promiscuity has nothing to do with it.
I'm sure Mormen women wouldnt have pre-marital sex if they are hardcore enough to share a dick with 17 other girls
By the way, a bullet isn't going to kill a TRex by hitting it in the head, no matter where. There is no way to hit that two inch long brain inside the 6ft long skull. That's a 5cm long brain with a nearly 2 meter long skull, for everyone not familiar with standard.
Wow and i call myself a dinosaur expert... I forgot they have walnut brains and even added to the story that the bullet ricoched around in his skull lol
Promiscuity on the other hand is the real disease spreader. People having sex with 5-6 differnt people every month allows for the rapid transimission of STDs. Children out of wedlock is also very common among promiscuous people, more often than not the child is left with the mother to provide while the dead beat dad eeks his way through life as a low life scum.
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BSOD!
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"Enjoy your drink, snort, snort, snort"
Zip looked around and saw the place packed with animatrons and humans.
"Hopefully we dont find any trouble here." Zip thought to himself.
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"Well I'm going to the rainforest bar, anyone who wants to join me, first jagerbomb is on me!"
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Hmmm, now all I gotta do is come up with a cool futuristic idea for the city.
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Once they got to New Earth, Zip was in awe, "I can't wait for beeeeeer" he bellowed out. Waiting for Dorf and Oltu took so long that it felt like forever before he would finally get beer.
Once they came back Dorf handed them the money and some holographic recievers for communication. "Anybody else want to go to the bar?"
"You bet your ass I would!"
Zip looked around and saw some strange looking people, he never understood the concept of a mohawk.
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I'm sure Mormen women wouldnt have pre-marital sex if they are hardcore enough to share a dick with 17 other girls
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robotic deinonychus would be even more deadly than a robotic trex
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Wow and i call myself a dinosaur expert... I forgot they have walnut brains and even added to the story that the bullet ricoched around in his skull lol
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I honestly even enjoyed Postman more and that was a pretty shitty movie
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Jeff Goldbloom makes any movie he's in amazing just from being so awesome.
Very bad movies:
Ghosts Of Mars
Battlefield Earth
Waterworld
WORST MOVIE EVER MADE: FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY
Off topic: was dark crystal the movie with those kangaroo things?
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Yeah that sound about right to me...