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    posted a message on there is no cow level
    there should be some some end secret stage tho right?
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    posted a message on Diablo 3 Press Event Visit
    DOUBLE DISENTIGRATE!!!!!
    Posted in: News & Announcements
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    posted a message on What will you miss the most?
    I am really gonna miss andariels big boobs bouncing around my screen. They better have some hot demon babes. I like the sound of the countess/all her bitch army going 'AAAAH OOOH UUUGH AAAAAH"

    oooh, and the music, I have all the diablo music on my ipod and sometimes i put it on when im on the bus or something and imagine sticking fallen with the dagger my witch doctor will have =)

    Especially either lut golhein music or the music outside of town in act 1
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on acts
    Oh please, nothing like act 3 lol

    I'm quite happy with their decision to make the outsidee world persistent, only dungeons being random is good enough for me
    I usually like fighting in the dungeons of diablo 2 better anyways.

    I wonder how many times I can play through the game before I memorize all the random quests >
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on the man who is his own mother
    lets make one then! it will be fun
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    posted a message on the man who is his own mother
    Hmmm yeah because in order for a black hole to work it has to be really really big, what makes it a black hole is the gravitational feild doenst allow light in.
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    posted a message on What are you listening to right now?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYEDA3JcQqw&ob=av2e

    I think this song is incredible!
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    posted a message on the man who is his own mother
    Oooops that was me ^^^^^
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    posted a message on acts
    I honestly havent researched into diablo 3 much, just watched some of the gameplay videos, kind of trying to not learn a whole lot...
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on acts
    Will Diablo 3 be persistent or will there be a transition in between acts like in Diablo 2?
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on the man who is his own mother
    Huh, I just read it now for the first time and thought it was funny.
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    posted a message on the man who is his own mother
    “Jane” is left at an orphanage as a foundling. When “Jane” is a teenager, she falls in love with a drifter, who abandons her but leaves her pregnant. Then disaster strikes. She almost dies giving birth to a baby girl, who is then mysteriously kidnapped. The doctors find that Jane is bleeding badly, but, oddly enough, has both sex organs. So, to save her life, the doctors convert “Jane” to “Jim.”

    “Jim” subsequently becomes a roaring drunk, until he meets a friendly bartender (actually a time traveler in disguise) who wisks “Jim” back way into the past. “Jim” meets a beautiful teenage girl, accidentally gets her pregnant with a baby girl. Out of guilt, he kidnaps the baby girl and drops her off at the orphanage. Later, “Jim” joins the time travelers corps, leads a distinguished life, and has one last dream: to disguise himself as a bartender to meet a certain drunk named “Jim” in the past. Question: who is “Jane’s” mother, father, brother, sister, grand- father, grandmother, and grandchild?

    Michiu Kaku
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    posted a message on The Argument Thread
    an argument is always valid if you keep changing the subject.
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    posted a message on Rate the Avatar above! (1-10)
    9/10

    Its pretty cool but arent astronauts supposed to be in space?
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    posted a message on Quite a few new members.
    I came to this site a loooooong time a go and made a few posts like when it was diablo3 not diablofans. Then when it turned
    into diablofans i lurked for a long time then decided to get an account. But then I had to go work and stopped posting for awhile but I'm laid off for awhile now so I get to pot again YAY!
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Would you like to see a Privacy Mode in the Armory Feature?
    I think they should just give the option to keep privacy. If some people don't want their gear shown so be it,
    I peronally hope everybody shows their gear so I can see what kind of set-ups other classes use at first!
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on How do you plan to make your character?
    i really want to use the witch doctor so ill probably start with him first and throw some of those exploding skulls around.
    but im not sure about how all the skils are gonna work so im gonna have to respec a few times...
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on A DOUBLE PISTOL CROSSBOW (You can only get from the Collector's Editon package)
    Well, doesnt a collectors game item make it not as rare becase everybody has one who bought the edition?

    Wouldnt it be better to kill the skeleton king over and over and over just to get sick lewt after the 48th time?
    Posted in: Demon Hunter: The Dreadlands
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    posted a message on Squishy attack sounds
    Yeah, I liked the sounds, did the skeletons squish in the gameplay videos or did they just make a bone break sound?
    Posted in: Diablo III General Discussion
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    posted a message on How much rep do you have?
    -2


    no -3
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on about fury...
    They use fury in the game Guild Wars and I liked it, that was kind of a Diablo inspired game too I think.
    Posted in: Barbarian: Bastion's Keep
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    posted a message on [Music] Top 10 Hip Hop Thread
    Man I am definately jealous.

    I saw The Mighty Mos Def live in Vancity.

    Pretty amazing show...
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on How much rep do you have?
    Seth is a jewel in the rough.
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Out of Character Discussion (OCC)
    Hey sorry I wasn't active for a day or two, someone I know got stabbed 15 times so I didn't really feel like posting any creative writing. But hes going to live, just gonna be in the hospital for a long time...
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss - Story Thread
    Just as Zip was finishing the last of his pitcher, he got a message from Dorf saying to head to the ship. He sipped his last beer, inserted a bill into the hippos mouth and started running to the ship.

    Once he got in the ship Zip realized that he wanted to sober up. He went to the kitchen and poured himself coffee. Venom was already there, Zip walked up to Venom and asked, "So how did you two meet?"
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    posted a message on The Picture Thread
    Quote from "3CXOD" »
    I used to have a Doberman named Kahlua. You name yours after the drink like I did mine?

    hah, yea the color of her reminded me of the drink
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    posted a message on How much rep do you have?
    Quote from "3CXOD" »
    A lot of people spam-post while making sure it's a contribution to the topic.. no matter how little. At least that is what I've noticed.

    guilty >
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on The Picture Thread
    well actually i have 3 cats, my dog gets along with one really well, which is wierd because hes the shyest of my kittys.

    the other two have their disputes with my pooch but usually leave eachother alone

    by the way my dogs name is Kahlua and its 1/2 boxer 1/2 golden lab
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    posted a message on The Picture Thread
    Let me guess, the one that was you was the one at the wedding...

    This is my pooch and my cat:

    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on How much rep do you have?
    hmmm, someone thinks i deserve - rep, and the only explanation i got was

    "do"

    DO WHAT?!?!? ExPLAIN

    12 rep now
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on The Picture Thread
    turmobil told me to upload his picture for him:

    Posted in: Off-Topic
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    posted a message on Countdown to Diablo 3 Release
    I know the release date.... Diablo told me...
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Council Member *Cheers*
    does it tag threads automatically or does one have to do it themselves?

    i just noticed tags and founf the tags on this thread rather amusing for some reason
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on I can jump higher than you
    Quote from name="Lt Venom" »
    No offense to anybody but umm...

    [spoil]Facebook sucks cock![/spoil]

    Again, I mean no offense to ANYBODY.

    OMG NOOOOOOO HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT FACEBOOK IS MAH LYFFFEEE!!!!!!!!! O NOOOOES!!!!!1!11111oneone
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    posted a message on Council Member *Cheers*
    Call me crazy but I have no idea what a council member is, nice new avatar by the by
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Memorable Scares
    were you licking toads agaaaain?
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on How much rep do you have?
    9 now.. apparantely im an animal killer lol :P
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on [Music] No one listens to electronic here?


    BSOD!
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss - Story Thread
    The waitress finally came around with the drinks but instead of a waitress, it was an animatronic hippo with a tray of drinks on its back.

    "Enjoy your drink, snort, snort, snort"

    Zip looked around and saw the place packed with animatrons and humans.

    "Hopefully we dont find any trouble here." Zip thought to himself.
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Out of Character Discussion (OCC)
    Lol @ lameboy 9000 >
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss - Story Thread
    Zip looked at two bars down the street, they were both themed. One was themed Old Western and the other was themed Old Rainforest. It was heaven, Zip dreamed about the rainforest all his life, a majority of the trees in the amazon jungle had been cut hundreds of years ago causing most rainforest animals to go extinct. Humans are 1 of 17 living primate species this day in age and its rare to see a monkey in its natural habitat on Old Earth.


    "Well I'm going to the rainforest bar, anyone who wants to join me, first jagerbomb is on me!"
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Out of Character Discussion (OCC)
    Hey guys sorry for the delay, I had to rip some walls out for my Dad for the past couple days but its all good now!

    Hmmm, now all I gotta do is come up with a cool futuristic idea for the city.
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss - Story Thread
    Zip stepped in the ship fairly tired after the zombie battle. Dorf aknowledged the crew for the outstanding behavior on the field. As soon as he got inside the ship "Mr. Noodles! I need Mr. Noodles!" He bolted towards the kitchen and started boiling some water. He heard screams of someone in agony then a sudden "THUD" that sounded like someone had punched steel.

    Once they got to New Earth, Zip was in awe, "I can't wait for beeeeeer" he bellowed out. Waiting for Dorf and Oltu took so long that it felt like forever before he would finally get beer.

    Once they came back Dorf handed them the money and some holographic recievers for communication. "Anybody else want to go to the bar?"

    "You bet your ass I would!"

    Zip looked around and saw some strange looking people, he never understood the concept of a mohawk.

    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on Cheaters
    Quote from "emilemil1" »
    I'm just going to take this statement. What if one of his wives had a disease? Then he would spread it to 18 others (including himself), instead of only himself in a single-partner marriage.

    We were talking about monogamy against polygamy, promiscuity has nothing to do with it.


    I'm sure Mormen women wouldnt have pre-marital sex if they are hardcore enough to share a dick with 17 other girls
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Never played diablo 1
    cant get past the butcher, the game somehow is too hard for me
    Posted in: Diablo I & Hellfire
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Out of Character Discussion (OCC)
    I try to read the posts carfully, mustve silpped that sentence about the brain

    robotic deinonychus would be even more deadly than a robotic trex
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Out of Character Discussion (OCC)
    Quote from "Archie" »

    By the way, a bullet isn't going to kill a TRex by hitting it in the head, no matter where. There is no way to hit that two inch long brain inside the 6ft long skull. That's a 5cm long brain with a nearly 2 meter long skull, for everyone not familiar with standard.


    Wow and i call myself a dinosaur expert... I forgot they have walnut brains and even added to the story that the bullet ricoched around in his skull lol :cute:
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    posted a message on [Movies] Worst movie ever?
    But its like one of the biggest flops ever!
    I honestly even enjoyed Postman more and that was a pretty shitty movie
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    posted a message on [Movies] Worst movie ever?
    Quote from name="-Mephisto"s Lament-" »
    The Fly is terrible.

    Jeff Goldbloom makes any movie he's in amazing just from being so awesome.



    Very bad movies:
    Ghosts Of Mars
    Battlefield Earth
    Waterworld

    WORST MOVIE EVER MADE: FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY

    Off topic: was dark crystal the movie with those kangaroo things?
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Cheaters
    Quote from "mad3nch1na" »

    Promiscuity on the other hand is the real disease spreader. People having sex with 5-6 differnt people every month allows for the rapid transimission of STDs. Children out of wedlock is also very common among promiscuous people, more often than not the child is left with the mother to provide while the dead beat dad eeks his way through life as a low life scum.

    Yeah that sound about right to me...
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Out of Character Discussion (OCC)
    Quote from "Devil_Dark" »
    Still it seems like we got many posts where they just flat-out ignore previus ones..:confused:


    I guess thats either because people post before reading previous posts or because people post at the exact same time...
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    posted a message on [US East] (XP L SC) Full Rush (Norm, NM, Hell) 4 39 Pgems
    I'll be your friend, I just started a character on East because everyone on these forums seem to be USEast, add thegreatulmer
    Posted in: Trading & Services
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    posted a message on [Music] Top 10 Hip Hop Thread
    You guys got any favorite lyrics, beats, or production in general?

    These are my 10 favorite hip hop songs at the moment:

    1. Memories Live - Reflection Eternal
    2. And Justice For All - Wu-tang Clan
    3. Modern Marvel - Mos Def
    4. Beware - Big Pun
    5. Long Kiss Goodnight - Notorius B.I.G.
    6. Give It Up - R.A. The Rugged Man
    7. Black Mozart - Raekwon
    8. I Know You Strapped - Lil Wyte
    9. One Mo Pound To Smoke - Brotha Lynch Hung
    10. Deadly Combination - Big L

    I guess this is a thread more for me to hear some more shit I haven't heard yet, if your a hip hop fan and havent heard any of the above songs, they are worth a check out.
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Forum game: Rate the sig above you
    Meth's face is priceless in your sig so im gonna have to say 10/10

    im a sucker for wutang >
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    posted a message on Forum game: Rate the sig above you
    ^^^^siggy looks like a child soldier
    7/10
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss - Story Thread
    Zip had almost made it back to the ship when all of the sudden a big tremor struck the ground and knocked him over as well as several zombies around him. A large armour heavy Tyrant King rose in the midst of the zombies and started to destroy everything in its path. When he noticed that the zombies were fleeing, he reached into his backpack and pulled out a harpoon gun with a winch attached. He shot at the beast's legs.

    The harpoon penetrated the beasts leg, as he connected the winch to a steel pole 150 feet away the beast moved its leg and snapped the winch before Zip could even start hoping for it to work.

    "Dammit, that thing broke very strong wire!"

    Noticing that Kayden got thrown from the beast, he ran over to see if he needed help. Just then a shot from Blindside's sniper penetrated its skull and bounced around in its brain causing it to die instantly.

    "Hey your back looks pretty bad there, need me to put some temporary stitches on you?"
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    posted a message on [Music] TV On The Radio

    This is an amazing group from Brooklyn, NYC. They have a wide array of genres used in their music which is what makes this band amazing, each and every one of their song is very original. The two main singers are very good and can both reach falsetto notes.

    If you haven't heard this band, definately check them out. I saw them live like 6 months ago and it was one of the most amazing things. They are on a year hiatus now I think.



    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Out of Character Discussion (OCC)
    meth tical thats a sweet name for an rp character

    "its the meth tical from statin aisle we'll be back after this message don't touch the dial"
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on Nox - the best
    oh ya westwood!

    nox was good, red alerts...

    ummm command and conquer renegade, that was pretty sick too
    Posted in: Other Games
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    posted a message on recount - number of dudes/dudettes in this community
    Well there was one House episode where the girl was a hermaphrodite and she had a penis like... Inside her, and she didn't even knew she had it.
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    posted a message on Cheaters
    Yeah I hate cheating. I guess maybe I don't understand it ytet because I haven't been in a really serious relationship, but I don't think I would cheat. If I don't love the girl I just break it off...
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on [Movies] Worst movie ever?
    Killer Clowns From Outer Space
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    posted a message on Cheaters
    Quote from "Seth" »
    MassiveAttack, did you write that yourself?

    no it was just a news article i came across somwhere, am i supposed to cite where i got it?
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Cheaters
    Don_guillotine, what you said earlier about humans wanting to cheat because of their reproductive nature, I don't think that is why. I think it might be that married people get sexually bored with each other in many cases.
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Out of Character Discussion (OCC)
    lol are we going to leave venom to die
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss - Story Thread
    Zip heard Dorf yell to go back to the ship. He saw the other Revenants running back towards the ship. He followed swiftly behind shooting every zombie that crossed his path. Even though zombies are slow, stupid and easy targets, he knew a wall like the one he had just seen was probably too much to handle.

    As he was running back to the ship all of the sudden a flying zombie head hit him so hard on the head that the force knocked him down. A zombie he was about to shoot moments before getting hit lunged at him. "Where did that come from?" He yelled as he stabbed the zombie in the head continuous times.

    He continued his run back to the ship still feeling a little dizzy.
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    posted a message on Cheaters
    When cheating on your spouse is big business

    Ashley Madison's business is reviled by many, but that doesn't stop it from piling up revenue.

    Toronto entrepreneur Noel Biderman knows better than anybody that sex sells.
    Biderman pulls in "tens of millions" in revenue a year running a dating site called Ashley Madison. You might have seen Biderman's face on American TV shows like CNN, The View, Dr. Phil or The Tyra Banks Show. He's also received extensive media coverage in various large circulation newspapers.

    Ashley Madison - ABC News.com
    Noel Biderman



    Why the fuss? Ashley Madison is aimed squarely at helping married people have affairs, complete with an "affair guarantee" that will refund you your money if you don't find someone in the first three months. The guarantee package costs $249 to purchase. Users can browse for free but must purchase credits to initiate a live chat, for example.

    It's an objective that has, not surprisingly, generated a
    firestorm of moral indignation.
    It's also generated in the order of 4.6 million users worldwide, a depressingly dark statistic that underscores other statistics, such as the one that more than 50 per cent of men and women admit to cheating within a relationship at least once.

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------


    More than 50 percent of men and women cheat in a relationship once.... Lol I haven't have you?
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on [Music] Dark music (please help)
    Yeah, portishead has some good dark songs too called

    pedestal
    cowboys
    over
    numb
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    posted a message on [Movies] Top 5 Favorite Movies
    1. The Big Lebowski
    2. Crash
    3. A Clockwork Orange
    4. Shawshank Redemption
    5. Jurassic Park
    6. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
    7. Blow
    8. American Gangster
    9. Training Day
    10. Tenacious D

    In no particular order, please also keep in mind that if I wrote this list again, there might be 10 different movies...
    Posted in: General Discussion
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss - Story Thread
    Zip unloaded his revolver on the approaching zombies. Their skulls made a cool gushing noise as their now mushy grey matter spilled out of the back of their heads.

    He ducked behind a tree to reload his revolver, then he felt something tickle on his leg. He looked over and saw a zombie grasping at his leg ready to sink teeth, shooting the zombie point blank in the face gave him much satisfaction, the smoke billowed out of the barrell and dissipated into the air.

    "This will get some."

    He ripped the pin out with his mouth then threw a grenade into a crowd of stampeding zombies. Limbs flew off of several of the ones directly affected by the blast.
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    posted a message on recount - number of dudes/dudettes in this community
    I meant to say vote*

    Well since technically they are both, they cant vote twice!

    Unless there is dominance of one gender in hermaphrodite cases...
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    posted a message on recount - number of dudes/dudettes in this community
    wait, how does a hamapherdite post?

    :o
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss - Story Thread
    Zip awoke to an intercom message. "This is where the fun really starts," he thought to himself. He pulled his revolver out of his backpack and placed it in the holster. He walked into the armory and found some plastic explosives. "Well, ain't this my kind of shit!"

    After stuffing his backpack with C4 and putting some light plate armor on underneath his trenchcoat, he moseyed down to the cargo area.
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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    posted a message on Dark Abyss Out of Character Discussion (OCC)
    I'll post in 2 hours and 59 minutes. :evil:
    Posted in: Roleplaying
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