Not sure what you are trying to do.
If it's supposed to be funny, it didn't make me laugh.
If it's supposed to make fun of the game, you fail in an epic way that shows you don't know everything about the game.
If you try to bash on people that say there is skill in the game, again, you don't know everything about the game.
If you try to make fun of people that play a lot, you fail again. It is a hobby, hobbies take time.
So please tell me what this was supposed to do, so I can feel insulted, trolled or whatever, because I don't think you succeeded what you were trying.
If you don't like D3, play another game or do something else. And let people do what they enjoy
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I really can't tell if this is serious or not