I'd like to be the saviour of 3 people during the final minutes of our wait, on this most auspicious night. I probably didn't use auspicious properly but you get the drift. Here's 3 US Guest Pass keys for you all. ENJOY.
i really hope that pony thing is fake. i mean if thats leterally the secret cow level in diablo 3, blizzard has taken this 'complaining about rainbows' thing way too fucking far.
p.s: boobies! (had to say it, before anyone else did)
You're kidding, right? Considering it's a farcical level, how could anyone NOT expect ponies? What else would there be? Cows again?
i'd be fine with cows again. im sure alot of people would too. but it doesnt have to be cows, it just cant be pink and baby blue unicorns. i mean at the VERY least make them white with brown hair or something.
im not one of those people that complained about the rainbow in the launch trailer, and i never complained about d3 not being 'dark' enough, but making these pink and baby blue unicorns the secret level in response to the major uproar of the 'not dark enough' graphics is taking it too far. pink and baby blue unicorns have no place in the world of diablo
Let's just run through this here issue................. The D2 cow level wasn't some srs bizness thing, it was an easter egg of sorts brought to life by player created rumours/jokes. Read this if you want: http://diablo2.diabl...ecret_Cow_Level
It's a long running joke, yes, but they've already used it. The theme was cows that could wield polearms and kill us. And had funny moos. Now during the development of D3 a new topic arose, which some were unhappy about, but most could laugh off and make jokes about. I'm referring, as I'm sure everyone reading this will know, to the D3 colour scheme.
The fact that it was such a pointless issue made it laughable. The D3 team thought so as well, and designed a couple of shirts for competitions and such that had ponies and sunshine and rainbows on it. It gave people a laugh. The main game and storyline feature dark elements which hold true to the Diablo franchise, and that's all that matters on the subject. When brainstorming to create a new 'secret cow level' that has some comedic value and lets players - that might not have been there for Diablo 2, but followed the development of Diablo 3 all the same - get the joke, what would they use? Probably not the cows from D2....
Do you understand now? It's not a design flaw on their part that they used unicorns, and they're too colourful for you *HAHA*, that's the main point. And you missed it.
Well my join date doesn't do it justice, I've been scooping up every speck of info about D3 since it's official announcement in 2008. 4 years, imagine that....
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Let's just run through this here issue................. The D2 cow level wasn't some srs bizness thing, it was an easter egg of sorts brought to life by player created rumours/jokes. Read this if you want: http://diablo2.diabl...ecret_Cow_Level
It's a long running joke, yes, but they've already used it. The theme was cows that could wield polearms and kill us. And had funny moos. Now during the development of D3 a new topic arose, which some were unhappy about, but most could laugh off and make jokes about. I'm referring, as I'm sure everyone reading this will know, to the D3 colour scheme.
The fact that it was such a pointless issue made it laughable. The D3 team thought so as well, and designed a couple of shirts for competitions and such that had ponies and sunshine and rainbows on it. It gave people a laugh. The main game and storyline feature dark elements which hold true to the Diablo franchise, and that's all that matters on the subject. When brainstorming to create a new 'secret cow level' that has some comedic value and lets players - that might not have been there for Diablo 2, but followed the development of Diablo 3 all the same - get the joke, what would they use? Probably not the cows from D2....
Do you understand now? It's not a design flaw on their part that they used unicorns, and they're too colourful for you *HAHA*, that's the main point. And you missed it.
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then I took an arrow to the knee
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