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"Dude we beat him!"
"Well what do we do now?"

"We can play the game now."

I found that funny.

Hey could u post where ud ownloaded it from?

Wish granted, but someone steals it.

I wish I had butter to go with my bagel...

Blizzard will use this petition as toliet paper :/

I watched South Park last night and it was so funny. They beat down Wow so bad I wonder if they blizzard people they made actually looked like people from blizzard.

Wish granted but they make a mistake on your check and you only get paid for 1 hour. Then the pay lady leaves on vacation, preventing you from getting the rest.

I wish I could write essays with ease...

I would like to see skill shrines that actually add skills for a brief time. Like Whirly Shrine: Gives players Whirlwind for some time.
Summoning Shrine: Summons a random creature from the druid or necro Summoning trees.
and so on.

Wish granted, but you can not think of a wish now.

I wish I was at home right now leveling my Amazon...

I remember the days I didn't have a GF..But it is so much better with a GF because she "learns" what you like.

Heh, I am extra tired on weekends when my gf comes over, and its everthing but dry

Heh today when I went to pick up samples at this freezer, there was this guy working on a door and he kept looking at me with THE look. The look is when they stare at you and picture you naked. I was like WTF!?!? and I put my head down and walked by him really fast. Well on my way out his boss came over to see how he was doing and I heard the voice. It was a girls voice. This girl was dressed up in mens clothes. After that I actually look at her and she was pretty hot :P...But she did look like a guy when you just glanced up at her :/

Yesterday I killed the uber izzy, lilaith, and duriel with my necro. They were ez nothing to it. I started to do trist with him and killed uber meph in a min, but I could not touch baal or diablo for some reason, so i had to finsih them with my smiter. Anyone know why my necro couldn't kill diablo or baal? I had 17/17 skeles, and 46 revives, with a lvl 51 mastery.

here was a muffin from the land of Oz. He knew what was coming next, so he stood strong and stopped to sniff the flowers while he banged a hot Choclate chip whore named Lilly that died right after. The next day he screamed because he had aids and he wanted to kill the muffin man in belief that he date raped his whore and gave her aids. So he took his machine and pounded the Muffin Man, into submission and then he declared " I am the mighty over lord of cookie Dough Muffin World!! Tremble before me!!!"Or Perish by the Teletubbys!!! Then the next day he put on his left black magical slippers which were shockingly tasty to the right person and rode his new car straight into an oncoming pineapple.And sponge bob square pants who was caught touching himself said GARY no you blew away my dick off,"YAY and they both became lesbs. "My name is Mary!!! YAAAY!!!!", I then went to a plastic surgeon to get my balls droped but he cut them off and replaced them with marbles which i liked better anyway so the next day he watched reruns of Seinfeld nonstop until he felt power surging so he declared Kramer God! So he went to kill George, false prophet of Jebodiah, and sewed his wife for money to buy a gigantic muffin castle which people ate until they overdosed on muffin-ness and decided to puke into a frech whores beret, violently breaking the sound barrier with, super sonic, genetically enhanced, overly

50 deaths and 2 hours later... GUYS I finally got him to the tp....

Wait...I was suppose to take him away from it.:confused:

Heh you guys really messed that trist run up :P..