"I have no idea who this is."
ahem . . .
as i sees it sir,
this would be the very model of a modern Major-General,
done got'chur information vittuale, varmintl, and commenstabel,
an knows a them kings of England, and might quote some fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.
whilst very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
he'd done learnt some equations, both them whats simple and thems thats quadratical,
'bout binomial theorem he'd be teeming with a lot o' news,
and you'd recon gotsome cheerful facts 'bout that square o them hypotenuse.
but . . . that's just a guess.
i ain't never been much for your booklearnin' and such.