Nobody tell him wizard was nerfed harder than any other class in "the patch that is so bad its almost laughable".
"Fuck, I cant faceroll zombie dog tank the entire game with witchdoctor? fuck that Im not rolling that class anymore. Which was the other class that was disgustingly OP relative to all the others before this patch? the wizard? yeah I guess I'll just play that then haha get fucked WD fans"
The wizard wasn't really nerfed, at least not massively like the DH and WD. And its not a matter of picking whats OP, rather I don't like the monk and barb.
Ohh and stop trolling me scrub. I know the big bad old gladhehasbeta touched you in the naughty place, and I said I didn't care. But the fact of the matter is no one cares.
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One is never hurt by being given additional choices, only by taking them away. A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
This patch is awesome.... What is the fucking point of having weapons do X damage if EVERY fucking skill does 2.5 * X ? why not just make EVERY weapon do 2.5x and have that skill do 100%?
Also you don't need to be godly geared by the skeleton king... you can STILL over gear in the game... its not that hard.
WTF are you talking about
What i am talking about is how you are fucking whining about nerfs.... nerfs that HAD to be down to prevent this game from being a squishball fest...
Nah ill just play a wizard, hopefully they wont nerf them to shit.
You can be the gimp shaman of this game.
Gimp shaman?
Because your dogs get killed by a boss instead of tanking the game into easy mode?
Have you thought that maybe your armor and hp ups dogs... or that that if dogs were god tanks than sacrifice would be silly to use?
I know armor and HP increases their health...thats common sense. Blizz said they were gong to make the game in such a way that they mobs would at times ignore you pets and attack you. I figured that sounded like too much of a BS story at the time, and now I guess we have the answer.
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One is never hurt by being given additional choices, only by taking them away. A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
This patch is awesome.... What is the fucking point of having weapons do X damage if EVERY fucking skill does 2.5 * X ? why not just make EVERY weapon do 2.5x and have that skill do 100%?
Also you don't need to be godly geared by the skeleton king... you can STILL over gear in the game... its not that hard.
WTF are you talking about
What i am talking about is how you are fucking whining about nerfs.... nerfs that HAD to be down to prevent this game from being a squishball fest...
Nah ill just play a wizard, hopefully they wont nerf them to shit.
You can be the gimp shaman of this game.
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One is never hurt by being given additional choices, only by taking them away. A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
I could be wrong but it seemed to me that the dogs were only 1-shotted when the SK does his triple strike move.
Not that they take too much damage, just that the attack has the property to "banish" summons.
In my last fight vs SK i got away from the boss when launching the event and only went back in after his first attack ... the dogs stayed alive until his next triple strike. So i just had to cast a summon once the have the dogs alive all the fight.
Is it really a banish summon move? If so then that is pretty cool. Would suck for an old Necro army but not too bad for a mini-boss.
(Does not have the beta to check anything himself)
Of course its not...Even if it was, how in the heck would you know it was?
He pulled that out of his ass, and it makes no sense at all.
As opposed to every single conclusion youve come to saying patch 14 is laughable based on reading message boards and not having beta access?
lmao, yeah dude hes the on pulling it out of his ass XD
wrong again
I have beta....2 actually. I was thinking about giving you one, but now now!
I like a little challenge but I wonder if this increased damage is only for the beta to appease the beta testers and it will be reverted back to pre-patch 14 damage for the release. I don't mind dieing for standing in the massive whirldwind but I don't think grandma is going to appreciate it as much, her bones are very brittle these days.
This is my thinking on the matter actually.
Even so though, if the dogs can't handle even double dmg, then something seems off.
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One is never hurt by being given additional choices, only by taking them away. A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
I could be wrong but it seemed to me that the dogs were only 1-shotted when the SK does his triple strike move.
Not that they take too much damage, just that the attack has the property to "banish" summons.
In my last fight vs SK i got away from the boss when launching the event and only went back in after his first attack ... the dogs stayed alive until his next triple strike. So i just had to cast a summon once the have the dogs alive all the fight.
Is it really a banish summon move? If so then that is pretty cool. Would suck for an old Necro army but not too bad for a mini-boss.
(Does not have the beta to check anything himself)
Of course its not...Even if it was, how in the heck would you know it was?
He pulled that out of his ass, and it makes no sense at all.
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One is never hurt by being given additional choices, only by taking them away. A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
No one is ever hurt by given additional choices, only by taking them away.
False. When there are too many options it is called hyperchoice, which people experience as highly stressfull. People want choice, but with limitations.
They should take away your choice to comment so you will stop saying stupid shit.
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One is never hurt by being given additional choices, only by taking them away. A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
They were never ment to tank, EVER. More a kind of cc, they are ment to die, take a few hits u would otherwise take. U srlsy was thinking they were viable as tanking dogs in hell/inferno? 1 shot kill there from shitty normal monsters
derp yourself you twit....use your head for something other than a hat rack.
How much of a distraction, not CC lol, is a dog that dies in 1 hit going to really be worth? Nothing. Especially if you can't resummong them for another whole minute. Even if you could spam them, wtf good would it be? None obviously.
Might as well go play a summoning druid in dablo 2.
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One is never hurt by being given additional choices, only by taking them away. A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
Oh, so it was better back when they never died? Not even one dog died during the whole SK encounter? Yeah that sounds about right.
Why is it everyone on this site just jumps to extremes and never notices the gray area in between. As if there isnt' a huge area between 1 shotted and never dying. However, this is the fking 1st third of normal, so yah they should never fking die, because this is a joke. The mobs are hitting for diddly shit, yet these dogs can't stay alive now?!? WTF do you think will happen in higher difficulties?
They should obviously be able to stay alive long enough for the cooldown to refresh in inferno. If they can't even take 1 hit in 1st part of normal, then wtf good are they going to be in higher difficulties?
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One is never hurt by being given additional choices, only by taking them away. A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
Ohh and stop trolling me scrub. I know the big bad old gladhehasbeta touched you in the naughty place, and I said I didn't care. But the fact of the matter is no one cares.
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
Nah ill just play a wizard, hopefully they wont nerf them to shit.
You can be the gimp shaman of this game.
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
wrong again
I have beta....2 actually. I was thinking about giving you one, but now now!
This is my thinking on the matter actually.
Even so though, if the dogs can't handle even double dmg, then something seems off.
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
Of course its not...Even if it was, how in the heck would you know it was?
He pulled that out of his ass, and it makes no sense at all.
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
They should take away your choice to comment so you will stop saying stupid shit.
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
The only thing left is the wizard. Patch 15 will probably take care of that.
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
How much of a distraction, not CC lol, is a dog that dies in 1 hit going to really be worth? Nothing. Especially if you can't resummong them for another whole minute. Even if you could spam them, wtf good would it be? None obviously.
Might as well go play a summoning druid in dablo 2.
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
They should obviously be able to stay alive long enough for the cooldown to refresh in inferno. If they can't even take 1 hit in 1st part of normal, then wtf good are they going to be in higher difficulties?
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!
This patch is so fucking terrible its almost laughable.
A QUADRILLION MAGIC FIND is worthless if you can't kill shit!