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Quote from "Stormcat" » Oh and Az, put that tiny ass gun away too, you just blew up the barrel of dirty water I had saved up for Kalypso.
Quote from "Zhar" » *eyes up Kalypso*
Quote from "Hans" »Drinks on the house for everyone since this is my 1000th post.
Quote from "Nektu" » You're not actually thinking of keeping that thing as a pet are you?
*Chug*
Hm.. *smacks lips, passes out*
*ahem* ... How's everyone doing?
*Sees Nektu strip and redress*
Uhm.. Could I get a few shots of something strong?
No... No.. NOOOOOO! YOU BROKE IT!!
*drops to knees and starts sipping the repugnant-smelling water off of the cavern floor*
Whattar ya lookin' at me for?
*walks away downing uranium water*
Wow! This stuff is amazing! ... *sip* Mmm.
*Raises glass, realizing there's nothing in it*
*Steals some random drink and pours it into his own glass*
Here's to Hans' 1000th post!
*chug*
Aaahhh! Oh, god.. that was.. clean water.. ew..
Cake.
Hey, has anyone seen Sven..?
*Sven hops out the door, making yelping noises*
Aww.. now look what happened.. what is that?
I think Sven could use some more onion powder, also.
*growls*
I guess not. He seems to want curry powder now. Got any?
EVERYONE! Meet Sven, my pet meal. You all treat him nicely and he won't feed himself to you. You won't like that.
Anyway, I'll have a long island iced tea. And Sven will have some pepper.
*growls*
Oh, sorry. He wants onion powder.
Hell yes I am! Look it it's cute little... uhm.. spuds.
Oh, there's a special today? That sounds great!
*a grumbling sound is heard from the plate*
Oh, it seems Sven disapproves. I'll just have a dirty water.
Awww.. it's actually kind of cute..
*loud belch*
Ahhhh.... another, please.