"hell now i know why you all choose to drink here.... there is always something unexplainable going on.... rather entertaining when your shitfaced i must say"
*Looking around with a puzzled expression.*
"Where did the Queen and the Army go?"
*Turns back into a human disguise.*
"I sent the queen away to my vacation house. ... its kinda located in the seventh circle of hell. when she disappeared into another dimension, so did her powers and the control she had over the tea cups and spoons. now stormy has some new dishes."
*thinks: and thank goodness for that. i am tired of drinking out of these dirty glasses*
*walks out of the bathroom next to the door standing behind some creature that is laughing and asking tea cups and spoons to kill everyone*
"hum....... wow that stuff stormy gave me is some strong juice. does anyone eles see this Crazy $hit?"
*Creature turns to look at Toasty*
"Excuse me Stormy, keep whatever you have been serving me coming. if im seeing $hit like this its has to be good. still think it tastes like raw oil though"
*starts to walk to the bar by walking straight through creature and bumps into it*
"humm.... ok so maby you are real...." *glances at zhar's ghostly figure and thinks. Wow! kick ass!.... wait hes dead? hum ok..."
*puts a hand on the creature and mumbles some drunkin words...o hole apears in the floor and the creature disapears. spoons and tea cups fall to the floor inactive*
" I need a drink, or three. matter of fact make it 4 and give one of um to Zhar when he shows up. kinda feel bad about throwing that stuff in his face"
"And obviously you don't know how to take a joke."
"But, if you're going to get offended by a statement that was said for shits n' giggles, then be my guest."
"Blasphemy, I say."
"i would rather not take a joke, then be a pompass ass. Don't worry about that shot Stormy. i think ill find somewhere else to drink. the atmosphere in here is unbearable"
*walks up to Zhar, throws powder in his face, walks out of the tavern*
"... Nam Nam Nam?"
"What the hell is this, the Vietnamese Nom Nom Nom?"
*shakes head*
"STORMY!!! Need Vodka."
"Hum.... you obviously don't know anything. so if you adress any of my posts do it respectfully or not at all. i would show you the same curtsy. that is all"
Cookie monster Nom Nom Nom. Duh
"Stormy, how about another one of those death shots. u know the stuff that tastes like acid with turpentine"
"oh shit..."
"give me everything and anything you have that might bring me to near death or kill me. i want the most rancid, putrid, vomit water you have"
*Fuck my life*
"I sent the queen away to my vacation house. ... its kinda located in the seventh circle of hell. when she disappeared into another dimension, so did her powers and the control she had over the tea cups and spoons. now stormy has some new dishes."
*thinks: and thank goodness for that. i am tired of drinking out of these dirty glasses*
"hum....... wow that stuff stormy gave me is some strong juice. does anyone eles see this Crazy $hit?"
*Creature turns to look at Toasty*
"Excuse me Stormy, keep whatever you have been serving me coming. if im seeing $hit like this its has to be good. still think it tastes like raw oil though"
*starts to walk to the bar by walking straight through creature and bumps into it*
"humm.... ok so maby you are real...." *glances at zhar's ghostly figure and thinks. Wow! kick ass!.... wait hes dead? hum ok..."
*puts a hand on the creature and mumbles some drunkin words...o hole apears in the floor and the creature disapears. spoons and tea cups fall to the floor inactive*
"That should do it. how about that drink?"
" I need a drink, or three. matter of fact make it 4 and give one of um to Zhar when he shows up. kinda feel bad about throwing that stuff in his face"
*Sits at the corner table pulls out a pipe*
"i would rather not take a joke, then be a pompass ass. Don't worry about that shot Stormy. i think ill find somewhere else to drink. the atmosphere in here is unbearable"
*walks up to Zhar, throws powder in his face, walks out of the tavern*
"Hum.... you obviously don't know anything. so if you adress any of my posts do it respectfully or not at all. i would show you the same curtsy. that is all"
Cookie monster Nom Nom Nom. Duh
"Stormy, how about another one of those death shots. u know the stuff that tastes like acid with turpentine"
*thinks i need to learn how to conjure cookies*
"Yay! Dirty water FTW!"
*wonder if shes trying to poison me*
*rubs eyes from the burn of the light*
"OMG! ive been looking for you Tyrael. i was wondering if you had seen that guy who.....wait a tic... oh its just Skyknight.
*walks away feeling stupid*
Hey stormy pour a shot for Skyknight too its on me.
*tosses a Sapphire on the counter*