You didn't make a wish!! So I Grant your nonexistent with, but in corrupted way.
I wish that Bash didn't just crush my hopes of something super mega ultra awesome when we reach the 1mil fb like challenge..
Official Blizzard Quote:
We have something cool lined up, but it's along the lines of the visuals we've released so far. Nothing earth shattering, but something cool to celebrate the milestone.
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
Granted, I just got back from the future and the BETA will be September 13th 2011, but it will be a closed BETA and most of us won't be able to play it.
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
Granted, you will quit your job, say goodbye to your friends and loved ones, buy a mini fridge, and make a toilet chair, and play every second for the rest of your life. I am jealous.
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
Dude, you were meant to corrupt that wish! I was expecting some funny but pic of diablo shitting rainbows all over sanctuary... I'm gonna blame it on the alcohol and I'm also gonna corrupt the shit out of your wish.It's granted but instead you shoot heroin and begin a 10 year addiction that fucks you up so bad you miss the launch of diablo 3 and only find out about it in 2040... and you are in prison.I wish that you made a diablo poster where he shits rainbows.
Yeah I think I forgot the whole corruption part at that point in time.. lol.
Then the homosexual community playing Diablo would feel offended and kick your ass for suggesting such an idea.I wish we can have orgy arenas on top of the PvP arenas. To, you know, have orgies and shit.
Granted, but it turns out your character contracted HIV from the female Monk who turned out to be a huge slut back before the went all religious.
HIV effect on your character -
Everything is all handy dandy until one day your genitals rot off and you die. The end.
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
Granted, but you get addicted, skip school, and become a bum carrying around a cheap dell laptop and stealing people's electricity via an extension cord to get your D3 fix for the rest of your life. :tongue:
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
“We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.” - Albert Einstein
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I wish that Bash didn't just crush my hopes of something super mega ultra awesome when we reach the 1mil fb like challenge..
We have something cool lined up, but it's along the lines of the visuals we've released so far. Nothing earth shattering, but something cool to celebrate the milestone.
I wish I had the Optimus Maximus Keyboard to play Diablo 3 with.
I wish we could all play the BETA.
I wish I had a third nipple.
I wish I could sleep at night.
Yeah I think I forgot the whole corruption part at that point in time.. lol.
Granted, but it turns out your character contracted HIV from the female Monk who turned out to be a huge slut back before the went all religious.
HIV effect on your character -
Everything is all handy dandy until one day your genitals rot off and you die. The end.
I wish I hadn't been part of that orgy..
I wish I hadn't drank so much tonight..
I wish they'd support stem cell research already..
I wish I wish I was a fish.
I wish we'd get some new video footage soon.
@Jackzor Granted, but only if all the other ridiculous things people say come true.. I currently have no brain. (Darn you Noomba!)
Granted, but you get no pay, and only green olives and tomato juice to eat and drink.
I wish there are some awesome armor dye / textures!
PS: That was a good tag team between me and Magi on one topic lol
I wish I could blend my D3 disk in a blender, mix with milk, and inject it directly into my brain to which I would have downloaded D3 into myself.
I wish for numerous high tier animated armors.
I wish I someone would make this into a shirt, and hoodie for me.
Granted, but in order to appease your people you must daily roll around in your own poop.
I wish they had a shiny gold, diamond, and mirror armor dye.