Meet user 865010. She is in the market for a new car....with a HUD.
865010 grand am gt lancaster pa
865010 grand am gt lancaster
865010 car search
865010 auto trader
865010 heads up display
865010 heads up display
865010 heads up display for any vehicle
Well, maybe just a used car.....with a HUD.
865010 bankruptcy car loans
865010 used cars sales
865010 used cars with hud
Unfortunately, user 865010 had to deal with Slick Willy.
865010 sleazy used car saleman
High pressure sales tactics? Or something else?
865010 inappropriate behavior from car salesman
865010 salesmen that cross the line
Ah, okay, we get it now.
865010 car salesman sexually harassed customer
865010 sexually harassed as a customer at a business
865010 sexual harassment at a car dealership
865010 litigation regarding sexual harassment
It would seem user 865010 was sexually harrased at a used car dealership. Standard sexual advances, maybe? No, it was a bit more explicit than that.
865010 car salemans shows dirty pictures to customer
865010 car salemans shows dirty pictures to customer
865010 sexual harassment and explicit pictures
865010 went to buy a car and salesman showed me explicit pictures
865010 sex harassment in form of obscene pictures
Grrr! Time to sue. She deserves justice just like anyone else, right?
865010 jury awards sexually harassed as a customer
865010 jury awards for bizarre cases
865010 jury awards for perverse sex harassment cases
865010 jury awards for sex harassment
Maybe some monetary justice?
865010 monetary and punitive dages for sex harassment
865010 typical settlements for sex harassment
Either way, justice is most deserving to a woman of reasonable standards.
865010 reasonable woman standards
865010 reasonable woman standards
865010 reasonable woman standards
865010 reasonable woman standards
Arguably some even classy standards, for that matter.
865010 how to give a great blowjob
865010 how to give a blowjob
865010 how to give a blowjob
865010 blowjob techniques
865010 blowjob techniques
865010 video of how to give a blowjob
865010 oral sex instuctions
865010 mind blowing blowjobs
Hmm, was blow job one word or two?
865010 how to give a blow job
865010 mind blowing blow jobs
And just who are these blow jobs intended for anyway?
865010 single guy and a married woman
865010 men afraid of commitment and married women
865010 why do men fall in love with married women
865010 affairs with married women
Meanwhile, user 865010 is thinking about suing some other guy as well.
865010 sue a freeman
865010 sue a freeman psychologist
865010 sue a freeman 516 kenhorst blvd
865010 sue a. freeman psychologist reading pa
But maybe it's not about the money. Maybe user 865010 just wants some attention.
865010 what to do when you crave attention
865010 what to do when you crave attention
865010 what to do when you crave attention
Or maybe she just has other issues entirely.
865010 how to tell if he's using you
865010 how to tell if he's using you
865010 toxic relationships
865010 toxic relationships
865010 chicken pox
Regarding that last one i love it when people ask google questions like its the all knowing one
519928 do they sell 1990 4 door honda civic euro taillights
lol a search engines gonna know who "they" are
And this has been an interesting fact I've learned about many internet users through this whole process. That some are just horrible at searching for things and know nothing about the way keywords work and how certain words can just kill your results. The ones that I find that are easiest to make fun of, usually word their queries in this way.
Quote from "SilVerSurFnStud" »
and about the frooty loops ceral search ...Frooty loops is actually a mixing/beat program alot of underground rappers/beat makers use
Hehe, yeah I figured it wasn't actually cereal. But that's just how you make it funnier.
Yo yo yo, mad props to user 519928. He's keepin' it real! And like most of us keepin' it real, user 519928 wants to be a rapper.
519928 how to become a rapper
519928 how to become a rapper
519928 free beat making programs
519928 free beat making programs
519928 free beat making programs
519928 free hip hop beat making programs
519928 rap dictonary (apparently they do exist: http://www.rapdict.org)
519928 how to rap
519928 how to ryme
User 519928 wants to emphasize on gangsta rap, so he'll need to work on his image a bit.
519928 learn how to do the crip walk
519928 adidas sheos . com
519928 how to roll a joint
519928 how to roll with a blunt wrap
519928 how to smoke pot
519928 handguns
519928 hydrolic kits for cars
519928 hydrolics foe vihicles
519928 hydraulics for vehicles
519928 grill for my nouth
519928 grill for my mouth
519928 diamond teeth
519928 paul wall grills
519928 grills for mouth
519928 diamonds for my mouth
As it turns out, grills and diamond teeth are beyond this guy's means. Maybe he can get a loan....
519928 finance me some gold teeth
519928 finance me a grill
519928 finance me a diamond mouth
519928 finance me a diamond mouth
User 519928 is gonna start modest and trick out a shitty second hand Honda Civic. But maybe one day when he's a successful rapper, he'll be able to afford that Honda Accord he's always wanted.
519928 1990 honda civic dx bodykit
519928 1990 honda civic dx bodykit
519928 1990 honda civic dx motors
519928 1990 4 door honda civic
519928 do they sell 1990 4 door honda civic euro taillights
519928 1990 4 door honda civic fixed up
519928 1990 4 door honda civics air ride kits
519928 honda civics air ride kits
Once user 519928 becomes a successful rapper, the bitches are gonna start rolling in. And he's gonna be prepared for that.
519928 how to get real horny
519928 how to fuck
519928 how to fuck doggy style
519928 how to have alot of cum in your balls
519928 how to make my dick fatter
519928 big dicks
519928 black fat booty
519928 gang member girls nude
519928 crip girls naked
Until then, however, all he can do is dream.....about cereal.
519928 frooty loops
519928 fruity loops
And fuel his fantasies with porn and aspirations of getting girls to notice him.
519928 im horney
519928 naked wemen
519928 naked wmin having sex
519928 how to lick pussy
519928 how to jack off
519928 how to make a women notice you
519928 how to make a girl want u
519928 how to make a girl want u
He's interested in lesbians, but for some reason he has had little luck finding information about them.
519928 lesdbeinds
519928 lesdbeins
No matter what happens though, it would seem he is about to be blessed with a real family. And that's what keepin' it real is all about.
519928 how long is a cat preg
This is user 43220. She goes above and beyond in her studies.
432220 dessection
432220 dissection
432220 parts of the frog
432220 parts of the frog
432220 scientific names for parts of the frog
432220 scientific names for parts of a frog and thier meaning
432220 scientific names for parts of a frog and thier meaning
432220 scientific names for parts of a frog and their meaning
432220 dissecting frogs
She likes video games, which is cool I guess.
432220 cheats fro tony hawk's american wasteland
432220 cheats for tony hawk's american wasteland
432220 cheats for tony hawk's american wasteland
432220 free game sites
432220 common game sites
432220 rpg online sites
432220 addictinggmes.com
She's totally edgy and hip and frequently updates her hip myspace page!
432220 new cool haircuts for teens
432220 new cool haircuts for teens
432220 short cuts for punk teens
432220 emo haircuts
432220 strange hairstyles
432220 strange hairstyles
432220 emo hairstyles
432220 chopped up hair cuts
432220 short choppy hair cuts
432220 short choppy hair cuts
432220 short choppy hairstyles
432220 alternative hairstyles
432220 alternative hairstyle pictures
432220 free myspace backgrounds
432220 free myspace htm
Sometimes she thinks she's hot.
432220 underaged model shoots around west virginia
432220 underaged modeling
432220 modeling
432220 modeling for all types
432220 modeling in west virginia
Other times she thinks she's not.
432220 ood exersizes to loose weight
432220 good exersizes to loose weight
432220 good exercises to lose weight
432220 free eating and exersize programs
432220 free eating and exercize programs
Like all edgy and hip teens, she dreams of one day getting a tattoo.
432220 stars tattoos
432220 fairy tattoo designs
One day, user 432220 started smoking a lot of pot.
432220 how to get rid of pot in your piss
432220 passing a piss test
432220 passing a piss test with things at your house
432220 how to get rid of pot in your piss
432220 can you pass a piss test by drinking vinigire
432220 can you pass a piss test by drinking vinegar
432220 can you pass a piss test by drinking vinegar
And her desire to stay edgy and hip went too far.
432220 common genital piercings
432220 female genital piercings
432220 female libia piercings
432220 female labia piercings
432220 labia piercings
432220 female piercings
While shopping around for a professional piercing perv, she discovered the differences between her labia majora and her labia minora. She's now certain she wants to be even more stupid than before.
432220 inner labia piercings
432220 inner labia piercings
432220 inner labia piercings
Luckily for her, the professional piercing perv convinced her to only mess with her labia majora.
432220 outer labia piercings
432220 outer labia piercings
432220 outer labia piercings
But after an unpleasant encounter with somebody on this Earth who was actually willing to pierce a woman's labia for a living, she decided just to do it herself.
432220 doing athome peircings
432220 doing your own eircings
432220 how to peirce
432220 how to pierce your labia
432220 piercing material
432220 piercing needles
No! Don't go with the cheap stuff!
432220 cheap piercing needles
432220 cheap piercing equipment
Weeks later, user 432220 got an infection and had to see a doctor.
Some of the ones I find are just too disturbing that I think I shouldn't write stories about them. But don't worry, I'm searching for another good one.
Hehe, yeah, you're probably right about her being a student teacher. She still seems pretty wacky though with the blueberry posters. There are plenty of other good fruits out there.
This is user 245376. She is a kindergarten teacher.
245376 teacher discounts at stratton mountain
245376 mornig activities for kindergarten
245376 graphics for kindergarten
245376 math for kindergarten
245376 bugs in kindergarten
245376 studying crickets in kindergarten
245376 bug kindergarten worksheets
245376 kindergarten lessons on bugs
245376 kindergarten cootie game
245376 educational value of cootie
User 245376 is just now getting educated about sex and female anatomy.
245376 vaginal penitration
245376 vaginal penitration
245376 vaginal penitration
245376 sexualintercourse
245376 sexualintercourse
245376 intercouse
245376 vagina
245376 copulation
245376 orgasm
245376 clitoris
245376 sexy
245376 sexstories
245376 lovemaking
User 245376 also struggles with children's literature.
245376 the young man and the sea
245376 the young man and the sea's theme
245376 what is the theme of the young man and the sea
245376 what is a theme of the young man and the sea
245376 curious george
245376 curious george theme
245376 what is the theme of curious george
When user 245376 isn't teaching, she spends her time collecting farm animals.
245376 farms
245376 goats for sale
245376 pigs
245376 horses for sale ulster county ny
245376 types of sheep
245376 lambs for sale
245376 lambs for sale ny
She's planned a nefarious scheme with her lambs.
245376 lamb nipples
245376 lamb nipples
245376 lamb nipples
After educating herself about sex, she eventually had sex.
245376 the best i ever had
245376 the best i ever had
But now she has to get back to ordering those educational posters for her classroom. Specifically the ones about blueberries.
245376 benefits of blueberries poster
245376 health posters
245376 nutrition of strawberry blueberry poster
245376 fruit nutritional poster
245376 health display posters for blueberries strawberries etc
245376 cancer free fruits posters
245376 posters for healthy bodies for blueberries
245376 nutritonal pyramid for blueberries
She also murdered someone in her bedroom.
245376 getting stains out of mattresses
245376 getting blood stains out of mattresses
245376 getting blood stains out of mattresses
245376 getting blood stains out of mattresses
This is user 114037.
114037 skinny dipping with friends
114037 skinny dipping with friends
114037 nude swimming pool party
114037 nude swimming pool party
114037 friends skinny dipping
As you can see, he is a pretty laid-back guy who doesn't mind if his friends see him naked. It's all harmless fun. But I don't quite understand the sailing naked thing.
114037 sailing nude
114037 pictures of friends sailing nude
114037 stories friends sailing nude
Maybe he's more seedy then it seems. Ah, I knew it. Turns out the whole nudity thing is just a prelude to having sex with your wife.
114037 first time wife swap
114037 stories first time sex with friends
114037 wife swapping
114037 sharing wifes
114037 sex with another married couple
114037 married couples sharing wifes
114037 married couples sharing sex with friends
114037 sharing wife stories
Now he's getting scientific in his methods.
114037 female sex survey results
114037 sex survey results married couples
Maybe user 114037 has been going about it the wrong way. Maybe he should get hooked up with some free lovin' hippies.
114037 hippy love in
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy sex adventures
114037 hippies skinny dipping
It would seem the hippy connection didn't work, so he's gonna try to have sex with someone else's wife by hiring a professional firm who specializes in these kinds of things?
114037 hedonism trip advisor
114037 trip advisor nude beaches
114037 trip advisor desire resort cancun
It would seem user 114037 has been having doubts, though. Maybe wife swapping is immoral.
114037 christian view wife swapping
Maybe he is too obsessed with wife swapping. He should broaden his interests a bit.
114037 dinasaur coloring pages
114037 coloring pages
114037 burtons bait & tackle
114037 hot wheels.com
Who knows if he'll ever get to fulfill this fantasy of his anway? Wait, maybe a horoscope can tell him.
114037 sex horoscope
114037 sex horoscope
114037 horoscope
114037 horoscope
114037 horoscope
Godspeed user 114037. May you one day get to bang someone else's wife.
This is user 98280. User 98280 thinks she might be pregnanat.
98280 ovulation calculator
98280 pregnancy calculator
98280 pregnancy calculators
98280 pregnancy calculator and pictures of fetus
98280 first trimester of pregnancy
She likes poems about family
98280 family poems
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 family poems
She also is concerned about her coke habit. LOL
98280 symptoms of cocaine addiction
98280 symptoms of cocaine addiction
98280 affects of cocaine use if you are diabetic
98280 diabetic's use of cocaine
98280 i am diabetic and use cocaine
98280 gastrointestinal problems associated with cocaine use
A little bipolarism and narcissism to boot.
98280 is bipolar disorder hereditary
98280 are people with bipolar disorder prone to use drugs and alcohol
98280 symptoms of narcissism
98280 personality disorders
She even thinks she may have a unique personality disorder concerning ownership of dogs.
98280 is there an illness disorder associated with a person wanting to have numerous pets
98280 is it a disorder to want to own violent dogs
98280 disorders with people owning numerous dogs
Despite some of her problems, she maintains high aspirations!
98280 what do i need to do to become an actress
98280 how do i get auditions for acting gigs
98280 how do i get an agent for acting jobs
If acting doesn't work out, user 98280 has a back up plan.
98280 how to start your own gasoline convenience store business
98280 convenience store franchises in texas
Better she manages employees, than working with them directly. User 98280 doesn't get along with her coworkers.
98280 format for a formal apology letter
98280 form letter for a formal apology to co-worker
98280 apology letter for misconduct to employer format
98280 how to write a letter saying your sorry
98280 apology letters for professionals
Lice too? This isn't user 98280's week.
98280 how to kill lice in hair
98280 dictionary definition for varmit
But no matter how bad life is going for user 98280, there is always time to try to see Beyone naked.
I apologize for the thread necromancy, but this huge text file that I downloaded back in October, I finally decided to fragment it into a number of files so my word processor would stop freezing up on the millions of search queries that were all listed in one file. Because I'm a fan of raw data, and I enjoy interpreting it, I made the file into about 50 files so I could browse what these weirdo AOL users searched for in 2006. Here's just one of the users that recently caught my attention....
This is user 56277. It would appear he is shopping around for a new credit union.
56277 capital one bank
56277 huntington online banking
It would also appear he is getting married. Congratulations, user 56277.
56277 wedding hall
56277 lousville wedding hall
56277 lousville wedding hall
56277 wedding hall louisville
This guy is going all out....flowers and everything.
56277 persontopersonlimousine
56277 person to person limousine
56277 person to person limousine
56277 louisville florists
56277 whole sale flowers in louisville
56277 wholesale florists in louisville
56277 aztec limousine
56277 aztec limousine louisville
56277 wholesale florists
56277 wedding cake
Yay!
But all is not as it seems with user 56277. It would seem he has trust issues and doubts his fiance's claim to virginity.
56277 virgin vagina
56277 virgin vagina
56277 picture of virgin vagina
56277 picture of virgin vagina
And during his research, he has learned what a hymen is. Thus, his quest for the truth continues....
56277 hymen pictures
56277 hymen pictures
56277 hymen pictures
56277 virginity and hymen
56277 virginity and hymen
56277 virginity and hymen pictures
At least he's still willing to go forth with the wedding, despite his trust issues.
56277 louisville reception ballrooms
56277 louisville wedding reception center
56277 wedding halls in louisvillu
56277 louisville reception halls
56277 top rental wedding halls in louisville
This guy is such a go getter, he's even researching where to go on his honeymoon.
56277 cortney's castle louisville
56277 cortney's castle louisville
56277 fraiser arm museum louisville
56277 muhamed ali center louisville
56277 guardian angels dominic hall louisville ky
Lastly, I'm gonna assume this guy is getting maybe a mail-order bride, or marrying someone who is just desperate to get out of her crappy country.
56277 immigration services
56277 bureau of citizenship and immigration services
As some of you may know, I'm a big fan of YTMND.com. Somehow on a whim, I looked up AOL and discovered an interesting story about AOL from last year. Somehow I had never heard this story until recently. But for some reason, a bunch of higher-ups at AOL decided to release to the public the search queries of about 650,000 of their customers.
You can't see the names of any of these people, but each user is assigned a unique user ID. And with each ID, you can see what they searched for during a certain span of time. It's pretty interesting to say the least.
Anyway, after learning so much about this story, I realized I had to have this text file myself. The voyeur in me finds this stuff kind of interesting. I finally managed to find it on some random torrent hosting site. The problem is that text file is so huge, the word program I open it in tends to freeze up cause there's just so much data in it at once.
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
865010 grand am gt lancaster pa
865010 grand am gt lancaster
865010 car search
865010 auto trader
865010 heads up display
865010 heads up display
865010 heads up display for any vehicle
Well, maybe just a used car.....with a HUD.
865010 bankruptcy car loans
865010 used cars sales
865010 used cars with hud
Unfortunately, user 865010 had to deal with Slick Willy.
865010 sleazy used car saleman
High pressure sales tactics? Or something else?
865010 inappropriate behavior from car salesman
865010 salesmen that cross the line
Ah, okay, we get it now.
865010 car salesman sexually harassed customer
865010 sexually harassed as a customer at a business
865010 sexual harassment at a car dealership
865010 litigation regarding sexual harassment
It would seem user 865010 was sexually harrased at a used car dealership. Standard sexual advances, maybe? No, it was a bit more explicit than that.
865010 car salemans shows dirty pictures to customer
865010 car salemans shows dirty pictures to customer
865010 sexual harassment and explicit pictures
865010 went to buy a car and salesman showed me explicit pictures
865010 sex harassment in form of obscene pictures
Grrr! Time to sue. She deserves justice just like anyone else, right?
865010 jury awards sexually harassed as a customer
865010 jury awards for bizarre cases
865010 jury awards for perverse sex harassment cases
865010 jury awards for sex harassment
Maybe some monetary justice?
865010 monetary and punitive dages for sex harassment
865010 typical settlements for sex harassment
Either way, justice is most deserving to a woman of reasonable standards.
865010 reasonable woman standards
865010 reasonable woman standards
865010 reasonable woman standards
865010 reasonable woman standards
Arguably some even classy standards, for that matter.
865010 how to give a great blowjob
865010 how to give a blowjob
865010 how to give a blowjob
865010 blowjob techniques
865010 blowjob techniques
865010 video of how to give a blowjob
865010 oral sex instuctions
865010 mind blowing blowjobs
Hmm, was blow job one word or two?
865010 how to give a blow job
865010 mind blowing blow jobs
And just who are these blow jobs intended for anyway?
865010 single guy and a married woman
865010 men afraid of commitment and married women
865010 why do men fall in love with married women
865010 affairs with married women
Meanwhile, user 865010 is thinking about suing some other guy as well.
865010 sue a freeman
865010 sue a freeman psychologist
865010 sue a freeman 516 kenhorst blvd
865010 sue a. freeman psychologist reading pa
But maybe it's not about the money. Maybe user 865010 just wants some attention.
865010 what to do when you crave attention
865010 what to do when you crave attention
865010 what to do when you crave attention
Or maybe she just has other issues entirely.
865010 how to tell if he's using you
865010 how to tell if he's using you
865010 toxic relationships
865010 toxic relationships
865010 chicken pox
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
Hehe, yeah I figured it wasn't actually cereal. But that's just how you make it funnier.
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
519928 how to become a rapper
519928 how to become a rapper
519928 free beat making programs
519928 free beat making programs
519928 free beat making programs
519928 free hip hop beat making programs
519928 rap dictonary (apparently they do exist: http://www.rapdict.org)
519928 how to rap
519928 how to ryme
User 519928 wants to emphasize on gangsta rap, so he'll need to work on his image a bit.
519928 learn how to do the crip walk
519928 adidas sheos . com
519928 how to roll a joint
519928 how to roll with a blunt wrap
519928 how to smoke pot
519928 handguns
519928 hydrolic kits for cars
519928 hydrolics foe vihicles
519928 hydraulics for vehicles
519928 grill for my nouth
519928 grill for my mouth
519928 diamond teeth
519928 paul wall grills
519928 grills for mouth
519928 diamonds for my mouth
As it turns out, grills and diamond teeth are beyond this guy's means. Maybe he can get a loan....
519928 finance me some gold teeth
519928 finance me a grill
519928 finance me a diamond mouth
519928 finance me a diamond mouth
User 519928 is gonna start modest and trick out a shitty second hand Honda Civic. But maybe one day when he's a successful rapper, he'll be able to afford that Honda Accord he's always wanted.
519928 1990 honda civic dx bodykit
519928 1990 honda civic dx bodykit
519928 1990 honda civic dx motors
519928 1990 4 door honda civic
519928 do they sell 1990 4 door honda civic euro taillights
519928 1990 4 door honda civic fixed up
519928 1990 4 door honda civics air ride kits
519928 honda civics air ride kits
Once user 519928 becomes a successful rapper, the bitches are gonna start rolling in. And he's gonna be prepared for that.
519928 how to get real horny
519928 how to fuck
519928 how to fuck doggy style
519928 how to have alot of cum in your balls
519928 how to make my dick fatter
519928 big dicks
519928 black fat booty
519928 gang member girls nude
519928 crip girls naked
Until then, however, all he can do is dream.....about cereal.
519928 frooty loops
519928 fruity loops
And fuel his fantasies with porn and aspirations of getting girls to notice him.
519928 im horney
519928 naked wemen
519928 naked wmin having sex
519928 how to lick pussy
519928 how to jack off
519928 how to make a women notice you
519928 how to make a girl want u
519928 how to make a girl want u
He's interested in lesbians, but for some reason he has had little luck finding information about them.
519928 lesdbeinds
519928 lesdbeins
No matter what happens though, it would seem he is about to be blessed with a real family. And that's what keepin' it real is all about.
519928 how long is a cat preg
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
432220 dessection
432220 dissection
432220 parts of the frog
432220 parts of the frog
432220 scientific names for parts of the frog
432220 scientific names for parts of a frog and thier meaning
432220 scientific names for parts of a frog and thier meaning
432220 scientific names for parts of a frog and their meaning
432220 dissecting frogs
She likes video games, which is cool I guess.
432220 cheats fro tony hawk's american wasteland
432220 cheats for tony hawk's american wasteland
432220 cheats for tony hawk's american wasteland
432220 free game sites
432220 common game sites
432220 rpg online sites
432220 addictinggmes.com
She's totally edgy and hip and frequently updates her hip myspace page!
432220 new cool haircuts for teens
432220 new cool haircuts for teens
432220 short cuts for punk teens
432220 emo haircuts
432220 strange hairstyles
432220 strange hairstyles
432220 emo hairstyles
432220 chopped up hair cuts
432220 short choppy hair cuts
432220 short choppy hair cuts
432220 short choppy hairstyles
432220 alternative hairstyles
432220 alternative hairstyle pictures
432220 free myspace backgrounds
432220 free myspace htm
Sometimes she thinks she's hot.
432220 underaged model shoots around west virginia
432220 underaged modeling
432220 modeling
432220 modeling for all types
432220 modeling in west virginia
Other times she thinks she's not.
432220 ood exersizes to loose weight
432220 good exersizes to loose weight
432220 good exercises to lose weight
432220 free eating and exersize programs
432220 free eating and exercize programs
Like all edgy and hip teens, she dreams of one day getting a tattoo.
432220 stars tattoos
432220 fairy tattoo designs
One day, user 432220 started smoking a lot of pot.
432220 how to get rid of pot in your piss
432220 passing a piss test
432220 passing a piss test with things at your house
432220 how to get rid of pot in your piss
432220 can you pass a piss test by drinking vinigire
432220 can you pass a piss test by drinking vinegar
432220 can you pass a piss test by drinking vinegar
And her desire to stay edgy and hip went too far.
432220 common genital piercings
432220 female genital piercings
432220 female libia piercings
432220 female labia piercings
432220 labia piercings
432220 female piercings
While shopping around for a professional piercing perv, she discovered the differences between her labia majora and her labia minora. She's now certain she wants to be even more stupid than before.
432220 inner labia piercings
432220 inner labia piercings
432220 inner labia piercings
Luckily for her, the professional piercing perv convinced her to only mess with her labia majora.
432220 outer labia piercings
432220 outer labia piercings
432220 outer labia piercings
But after an unpleasant encounter with somebody on this Earth who was actually willing to pierce a woman's labia for a living, she decided just to do it herself.
432220 doing athome peircings
432220 doing your own eircings
432220 how to peirce
432220 how to pierce your labia
432220 piercing material
432220 piercing needles
No! Don't go with the cheap stuff!
432220 cheap piercing needles
432220 cheap piercing equipment
Weeks later, user 432220 got an infection and had to see a doctor.
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Siaynoq's Playthroughs
Siaynoq's Playthroughs
245376 teacher discounts at stratton mountain
245376 mornig activities for kindergarten
245376 graphics for kindergarten
245376 math for kindergarten
245376 bugs in kindergarten
245376 studying crickets in kindergarten
245376 bug kindergarten worksheets
245376 kindergarten lessons on bugs
245376 kindergarten cootie game
245376 educational value of cootie
User 245376 is just now getting educated about sex and female anatomy.
245376 vaginal penitration
245376 vaginal penitration
245376 vaginal penitration
245376 sexualintercourse
245376 sexualintercourse
245376 intercouse
245376 vagina
245376 copulation
245376 orgasm
245376 clitoris
245376 sexy
245376 sexstories
245376 lovemaking
User 245376 also struggles with children's literature.
245376 the young man and the sea
245376 the young man and the sea's theme
245376 what is the theme of the young man and the sea
245376 what is a theme of the young man and the sea
245376 curious george
245376 curious george theme
245376 what is the theme of curious george
When user 245376 isn't teaching, she spends her time collecting farm animals.
245376 farms
245376 goats for sale
245376 pigs
245376 horses for sale ulster county ny
245376 types of sheep
245376 lambs for sale
245376 lambs for sale ny
She's planned a nefarious scheme with her lambs.
245376 lamb nipples
245376 lamb nipples
245376 lamb nipples
After educating herself about sex, she eventually had sex.
245376 the best i ever had
245376 the best i ever had
But now she has to get back to ordering those educational posters for her classroom. Specifically the ones about blueberries.
245376 benefits of blueberries poster
245376 health posters
245376 nutrition of strawberry blueberry poster
245376 fruit nutritional poster
245376 health display posters for blueberries strawberries etc
245376 cancer free fruits posters
245376 posters for healthy bodies for blueberries
245376 nutritonal pyramid for blueberries
She also murdered someone in her bedroom.
245376 getting stains out of mattresses
245376 getting blood stains out of mattresses
245376 getting blood stains out of mattresses
245376 getting blood stains out of mattresses
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114037 skinny dipping with friends
114037 skinny dipping with friends
114037 nude swimming pool party
114037 nude swimming pool party
114037 friends skinny dipping
As you can see, he is a pretty laid-back guy who doesn't mind if his friends see him naked. It's all harmless fun. But I don't quite understand the sailing naked thing.
114037 sailing nude
114037 pictures of friends sailing nude
114037 stories friends sailing nude
Maybe he's more seedy then it seems. Ah, I knew it. Turns out the whole nudity thing is just a prelude to having sex with your wife.
114037 first time wife swap
114037 stories first time sex with friends
114037 wife swapping
114037 sharing wifes
114037 sex with another married couple
114037 married couples sharing wifes
114037 married couples sharing sex with friends
114037 sharing wife stories
Now he's getting scientific in his methods.
114037 female sex survey results
114037 sex survey results married couples
Maybe user 114037 has been going about it the wrong way. Maybe he should get hooked up with some free lovin' hippies.
114037 hippy love in
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy life
114037 hippy sex adventures
114037 hippies skinny dipping
It would seem the hippy connection didn't work, so he's gonna try to have sex with someone else's wife by hiring a professional firm who specializes in these kinds of things?
114037 hedonism trip advisor
114037 trip advisor nude beaches
114037 trip advisor desire resort cancun
It would seem user 114037 has been having doubts, though. Maybe wife swapping is immoral.
114037 christian view wife swapping
Maybe he is too obsessed with wife swapping. He should broaden his interests a bit.
114037 dinasaur coloring pages
114037 coloring pages
114037 burtons bait & tackle
114037 hot wheels.com
Who knows if he'll ever get to fulfill this fantasy of his anway? Wait, maybe a horoscope can tell him.
114037 sex horoscope
114037 sex horoscope
114037 horoscope
114037 horoscope
114037 horoscope
Godspeed user 114037. May you one day get to bang someone else's wife.
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Siaynoq's Playthroughs
98280 ovulation calculator
98280 pregnancy calculator
98280 pregnancy calculators
98280 pregnancy calculator and pictures of fetus
98280 first trimester of pregnancy
She likes poems about family
98280 family poems
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 poems about cousins
98280 family poems
She also is concerned about her coke habit. LOL
98280 symptoms of cocaine addiction
98280 symptoms of cocaine addiction
98280 affects of cocaine use if you are diabetic
98280 diabetic's use of cocaine
98280 i am diabetic and use cocaine
98280 gastrointestinal problems associated with cocaine use
A little bipolarism and narcissism to boot.
98280 is bipolar disorder hereditary
98280 are people with bipolar disorder prone to use drugs and alcohol
98280 symptoms of narcissism
98280 personality disorders
She even thinks she may have a unique personality disorder concerning ownership of dogs.
98280 is there an illness disorder associated with a person wanting to have numerous pets
98280 is it a disorder to want to own violent dogs
98280 disorders with people owning numerous dogs
Despite some of her problems, she maintains high aspirations!
98280 what do i need to do to become an actress
98280 how do i get auditions for acting gigs
98280 how do i get an agent for acting jobs
If acting doesn't work out, user 98280 has a back up plan.
98280 how to start your own gasoline convenience store business
98280 convenience store franchises in texas
Better she manages employees, than working with them directly. User 98280 doesn't get along with her coworkers.
98280 format for a formal apology letter
98280 form letter for a formal apology to co-worker
98280 apology letter for misconduct to employer format
98280 how to write a letter saying your sorry
98280 apology letters for professionals
Lice too? This isn't user 98280's week.
98280 how to kill lice in hair
98280 dictionary definition for varmit
But no matter how bad life is going for user 98280, there is always time to try to see Beyone naked.
98280 beyonce
98280 beyonce pictures
98280 beyonce naked pictures
98280 beyonce naked pictures
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This is user 56277. It would appear he is shopping around for a new credit union.
56277 capital one bank
56277 huntington online banking
It would also appear he is getting married. Congratulations, user 56277.
56277 wedding hall
56277 lousville wedding hall
56277 lousville wedding hall
56277 wedding hall louisville
This guy is going all out....flowers and everything.
56277 persontopersonlimousine
56277 person to person limousine
56277 person to person limousine
56277 louisville florists
56277 whole sale flowers in louisville
56277 wholesale florists in louisville
56277 aztec limousine
56277 aztec limousine louisville
56277 wholesale florists
56277 wedding cake
Yay!
But all is not as it seems with user 56277. It would seem he has trust issues and doubts his fiance's claim to virginity.
56277 virgin vagina
56277 virgin vagina
56277 picture of virgin vagina
56277 picture of virgin vagina
And during his research, he has learned what a hymen is. Thus, his quest for the truth continues....
56277 hymen pictures
56277 hymen pictures
56277 hymen pictures
56277 virginity and hymen
56277 virginity and hymen
56277 virginity and hymen pictures
At least he's still willing to go forth with the wedding, despite his trust issues.
56277 louisville reception ballrooms
56277 louisville wedding reception center
56277 wedding halls in louisvillu
56277 louisville reception halls
56277 top rental wedding halls in louisville
This guy is such a go getter, he's even researching where to go on his honeymoon.
56277 cortney's castle louisville
56277 cortney's castle louisville
56277 fraiser arm museum louisville
56277 muhamed ali center louisville
56277 guardian angels dominic hall louisville ky
Lastly, I'm gonna assume this guy is getting maybe a mail-order bride, or marrying someone who is just desperate to get out of her crappy country.
56277 immigration services
56277 bureau of citizenship and immigration services
I hope things worked out for this happy couple.
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You can't see the names of any of these people, but each user is assigned a unique user ID. And with each ID, you can see what they searched for during a certain span of time. It's pretty interesting to say the least.
Read the story here.
http://www.news.com/AOLs-disturbing-glimpse-into-users-lives/2100-1030_3-6103098.html
I had read that story after watching these on YTMND. You gotta check them out.
http://aolconfessions.ytmnd.com/
http://aohellsearches.ytmnd.com/
http://aolsecrets1.ytmnd.com/
Anyway, after learning so much about this story, I realized I had to have this text file myself. The voyeur in me finds this stuff kind of interesting. I finally managed to find it on some random torrent hosting site. The problem is that text file is so huge, the word program I open it in tends to freeze up cause there's just so much data in it at once.
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