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In a big tavern Zubin and The wierd guy were eating some one's brain with dirty water on the white wine's container when someone farted which smelled like mouldy cabbage mixed with red wine which went into a 'nother man's cup of boiling hot water which would burn steel and your balls then suddenly Janet Reno died and fell into a vat of uglyness which gave birth to Diablo himself. Diablo then summoned his best friend who has, sorry, ''had'' a bad painful headache which caused a baby to fart loudly, causing Sepsis. In turn,to vanquish the evil demon that had a grotesque face and bad breath, and when he came to hell he alarmed Hephasto with some spoken words which sounded like echoes which were his voice not some other voice, he accidentily spat saliva into Hephasto's sweating buttocks, then said "oops sorry", and gave him a cloth with germs and viruses which contained some type of poison which would make Hephasto talk really fast and jump up really high. Hephasto then slapped Diablo so hard, he bled all over Hephasto, and Hephasto was pissed off and slapped Diablo's massive dick and sweating buttocks, which made Diablo really horny, then Diablo jumped on top of the Chaosanctuary and proposed to destroy all with his evil army. Suddenly, he farted out loud with his large ass and stuck his mom's giant stinking, panty killing all the men in a large explosion. Diablo licked the slop of his great massacre ice cream and chomped on his evil minions and died with a Diet Coke.