"starcraft 3 will ship when its ready" *laughter* "just like diablo right?" "exactly!"
*screen is dark, and slowly the camera unzooms from black clouds. as the camera sees more, a land of darkness is seen, black and grey twisted land is complimented by dead trees. lightning strikes in the distance, and slowly the camera unzooms more to show the black hair on a figure looking on to that land. he turns around, and sheathes his gigantic swords. he starts walking towards the camera, and the view goes to overview of him. the camera follows behind him from a distance above him, and very gradually the land turns from black to green and alive. the camera looks up, not leaving him in the picture anymore, and trees are seen in the horizon, a setting much like that of the shire or of Elwynn Forest.
letters appear, large celtic like letters: "Hell, he's back"*
have to admit that i do like reading such replies, though think carl is indeed a lil angry lately, have to admit a lot people give him all reason to, but think its time for a...
GROUPHUG!!
umm, there are few i will grouphug in this forum, no offense. i just feel less gay hugging those, and if you want you can join for your support.
ive unshitlisted everyone ive slaughtered lately. nice Carloseus is coming back. however when, we cannot say. nice Carloseus will ship when he's ready.
Carloseus - how old are you? You're quick to call people "dumbasses," "noobs," and "retards." "Go suck a bullet?" What kind of a response is that? Has anyone else noticed that Carloseus never really has anything valid to say, just some long-winded insulting tyrade about how everyone else is stupid, and he is forever loyal to the cause. Whatever.
Carloeseus, your an asshole. If you don't have something constructive to add, stop commenting on my posts. If you're going to be shitty in everything you say to me, I'll tell your mother on you. She'll probably ground you - that is, after SHE finishes sucking on my balls.
hehe, great. you have no reading comprehension. allow me to prove to you that there is more than my long winded tyrade.
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what did you expect, retard? that someone would actually take the time to go to YOUR email, and read YOUR crap, and send YOU a unique response? why cant you retards see that if you start being dumbasses and start being jerks to blizzard, it will only make it worse? how retarded do you have to be to actually think this kind of plan will work?
if someone demands and gives me shit for something they want, im probably never going to give it to them. same concept, jackass. go suck a bullet, oh wait, your too busy sucking your own balls to actually know what the hell is going on.
they are bolded, just so you can differentiate which of my statements was more than just anger.
you asked me how old i am, and if you must know then find out for yourself. however, you're quick on asking for constructive for someone that sent a nasty email at blizzard for not giving you diablo 3. again, you preach age to me? involving one's mother is probably the oldest insult in the book, and you will never come near my mom. you must have mistaken my mom for yours.
again, your too much an idiot to say anything intellegent. your stupidity is definately among they highest in this forum, which you shouldnt even be in anymore since you are going to stop buying blizzard games because they wont give the poor baby what he wants. get a life and go complain to someone else, because we dont want to hear it.
Well, I wrote to Blizzard like I said I would, and here's the generic, bullshit reply I got (which I fully expected) :
"Although we have not made an announcement, there is always the possibility that we will revisit the world of Diablo at some point in the future. For further information regarding future releases, please check our web site - http://www.blizzard.com as this is the best place to receive the latest information about our games as it becomes available."
Does anyone else think this is just a complete blowoff?
what did you expect, retard? that someone would actually take the time to go to YOUR email, and read YOUR crap, and send YOU a unique response? why cant you retards see that if you start being dumbasses and start being jerks to blizzard, it will only make it worse? how retarded do you have to be to actually think this kind of plan will work?
if someone demands and gives me shit for something they want, im probably never going to give it to them. same concept, jackass. go suck a bullet, oh wait, your too busy sucking your own balls to actually know what the hell is going on.
Temper tantrum my ass. I'm pissed. I've been playing Diablo since 1999, and, just like everyone else, I've paid my money for Hellfire, D2, LOD, and I would have bought more expansions had they ever been released. But no Diablo - Blizzard as a company has just lost a customer. Lightweight, "Tehstickleman"? I don't think so - just a VERY unhappy customer that Blizzard seems "less than interested" in listening to. If you like WoW, fine. Starcraft, ok. But I like Diablo, and if they can't help me, then I'll start looking to other software developers that can.
good riddance, one less noob to worry about when it actually comes out. oh wait. when it does come out you will come flocking back along with everyone that has made this exact post.
They are hiding some projects from us.
But i believe that we all are close to a nervous breakdown if we go ahead and make stress like this, even if there is no clear evidence.
But just imagine, the light fading out. And you see a black shadow on the wall, and you hear this old man saying ... :"So, stay a while and listen"
Would shit my pants, just in that moment.
I would love to hear from Diablo, and im optimistic, but i don't want to take to much stress on myself, wont be good for me...
no, a better scene would be:
[lights dim dark, and you see flashes of people taking pictures in the dark. at the stage you see smoke and a screen shows corpses that have been impaled in a bloodstained room. there is a dim light behind a figure, it is bulky and it swings its arm up only to smash something down on what seems to be a table before him.]
[the figure stops, and you hear a sniff come from him. then laughter]
"Aaghh!! Fresh Meat!!"
Diablo III in flaming letters
that is something they could recreate just to bring back interest in the game.
*screen is dark, and slowly the camera unzooms from black clouds. as the camera sees more, a land of darkness is seen, black and grey twisted land is complimented by dead trees. lightning strikes in the distance, and slowly the camera unzooms more to show the black hair on a figure looking on to that land. he turns around, and sheathes his gigantic swords. he starts walking towards the camera, and the view goes to overview of him. the camera follows behind him from a distance above him, and very gradually the land turns from black to green and alive. the camera looks up, not leaving him in the picture anymore, and trees are seen in the horizon, a setting much like that of the shire or of Elwynn Forest.
letters appear, large celtic like letters: "Hell, he's back"*
you still can, but i wont carry it on anymore unless he for whatever reason attacks me. it would be very stupid thing indeed.
umm, there are few i will grouphug in this forum, no offense. i just feel less gay hugging those, and if you want you can join for your support.
ive unshitlisted everyone ive slaughtered lately. nice Carloseus is coming back. however when, we cannot say. nice Carloseus will ship when he's ready.
(like blizzard like Carloseus lol)
hehe, great. you have no reading comprehension. allow me to prove to you that there is more than my long winded tyrade.
they are bolded, just so you can differentiate which of my statements was more than just anger.
you asked me how old i am, and if you must know then find out for yourself. however, you're quick on asking for constructive for someone that sent a nasty email at blizzard for not giving you diablo 3. again, you preach age to me? involving one's mother is probably the oldest insult in the book, and you will never come near my mom. you must have mistaken my mom for yours.
again, your too much an idiot to say anything intellegent. your stupidity is definately among they highest in this forum, which you shouldnt even be in anymore since you are going to stop buying blizzard games because they wont give the poor baby what he wants. get a life and go complain to someone else, because we dont want to hear it.
what did you expect, retard? that someone would actually take the time to go to YOUR email, and read YOUR crap, and send YOU a unique response? why cant you retards see that if you start being dumbasses and start being jerks to blizzard, it will only make it worse? how retarded do you have to be to actually think this kind of plan will work?
if someone demands and gives me shit for something they want, im probably never going to give it to them. same concept, jackass. go suck a bullet, oh wait, your too busy sucking your own balls to actually know what the hell is going on.
good riddance, one less noob to worry about when it actually comes out. oh wait. when it does come out you will come flocking back along with everyone that has made this exact post.
no, a better scene would be:
[lights dim dark, and you see flashes of people taking pictures in the dark. at the stage you see smoke and a screen shows corpses that have been impaled in a bloodstained room. there is a dim light behind a figure, it is bulky and it swings its arm up only to smash something down on what seems to be a table before him.]
[the figure stops, and you hear a sniff come from him. then laughter]
"Aaghh!! Fresh Meat!!"
Diablo III in flaming letters
that is something they could recreate just to bring back interest in the game.
how can you milk something if its in the basement and hasnt been fed in couple of years?