I'm not "tiny". I rate perfectly fine on the BMI..My pants just squeezed on everything (and I mean everything) when he was lifting me up, so my thighs look like bread-sticks.
We were at a family dinner. That's my uncle. He's like the fucking hulk, and I always mess around with him, telling him how I can kick his ass anytime I wanted to (he'd pretty much rip my lungs out, shit on them, then shove them up my ass if he wanted to), so when we were taking a picture, he just lifted me up completely off my feet with one arm, lulz.
San Fransisco? I lived in the SF bay area for 10 years and haven't seen even half the salty talk that's coming from this thread here :laugh:
Although if you happen to go to SF a few things you should avoid (seriously) ice cream cones, burritos, tacos, the coffee shop pastry known as "sticky buns" ... uhm... well... you should avoid anything which makes you open your mouth wide, that is unless you don't mind intent focused yearning eyes staring at you. I won't even bother sharing the tales of how I came to find these things out. *ehem* :blink:
You are one intriguing fucker.
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....fucking pedophile.
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Didn't know you had a daughter, by the way. Nice picture.
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I fucking knew that was you.
...Very nice.
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Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
2 guys walk into a bar...I forgot the rest, but your mom is a whore.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
All the nutrition seems to be funneling towards my *wink wink*
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
We were at a family dinner. That's my uncle. He's like the fucking hulk, and I always mess around with him, telling him how I can kick his ass anytime I wanted to (he'd pretty much rip my lungs out, shit on them, then shove them up my ass if he wanted to), so when we were taking a picture, he just lifted me up completely off my feet with one arm, lulz.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
You are one intriguing fucker.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions