I voted for diablo, and then I realised how incredibly lame fighting in a heaven scenario would be.
I'd rather work for diablo, and help him destroy his rivals to assume complete control of the burning hells.
Short of that, I should have picked Tyrael
Lol@you take some mindless examples literally and as proof of my ideals and opinions, by the way. Lol@you thinking about this on your way to school, what the fuck? Having kids is a dream for some people. If everyone were to follow your advice, it would be a sad day for humanity.
Why would you mention super models if you didn't think they were the ideal women?
You brought it up under the pretext that unless I was married to one, I couldn't pity you, as if the fact that you think KFC is yummy isn't enough reason for my pity.
Having kids is a pretty low-grade dream, it is not like getting pregnant is difficult (and there is always adoption).
People in civilized nations, where the economy has already boomed and settled down, have less kids.
Kids are sorta a thing for poor people and fundamentalist religious nuts.
It is not like pregnancy does great things for a woman's body either.
Humanity of course would never fully go for the "lets not have children" plan, so there will always be kids.
But caring for "humanity" is pretty bizarre, unless you believe in reincarnation, or you believe that mankind will eventually escape the Earth and live amongst the stars, what is the point about caring about the future of the human race? Eventually this planet will be inhabitable.
Resources being as bare as they are, the less kids everyone has the better.
You really think the coleslaw is individually packaged for your freshness? I imagine they have 5 gallon buckets.
But what are you doing ordering a normal size thing of coleslaw anyway? It is freaking watery cabbage mixed with mayonnaise.
He doesn't know the hetrosexual life dream so he makes assumptions while he's trying to fit in.
I know right? It's not like I was hungry at 3AM in the morning and the only place that delivers at that time is KFC. It's my natural tendency to be pathetic and an ample amount of missing taste buds. Can you please direct me to the nearest suicide booth?
I stand by my statement; it is a sad life you lead where your only option is KFC.
If you lived in a real city, there are 24 hour diners and grocery stores.
If you either knew how to cook, or had a loved one to cook for you, they could make you real fried chicken, with actual gravy (made from the chicken grease), in around half an hour.
If they threw in homemade biscuits, or potato salad, you would have a real meal, as opposed to a bland slop of generally the same color that you just shove down your gullet to survive.
KFC is a flavorless mush, and if that is what makes you happy, I pity you.
Honestly and sincerely, no matter who you are, you deserve better.
The Colonel should commit seppuku.
There is either something SERIOUSLY warped in your tastebuds, or the KFC in your area isn't prepared well
I usually hunt the chicken down myself, pluck their feathers with my eyebrows, disembowel them with the back of my knee, get the good-for-eating parts off with my heels, then cook them in a pot heated with the sexual essence of my amazing abs. When I don't feel like doing that, I just order KFC.
Cooking? That's pretty feminine...
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//jk, gave you all 5's
I'd better be able to run it well enough without them :/
I'd rather work for diablo, and help him destroy his rivals to assume complete control of the burning hells.
Short of that, I should have picked Tyrael
If I didn't want to cryogenically sleep until release, I certainly do now
My mistake, those were ScyberDragon's articles
I can't wait to hear his take on the other classes
The way you did it with the Demon Hunter/Witch Doctor was much better
He doesn't know the hetrosexual life dream so he makes assumptions while he's trying to fit in.
There is either something SERIOUSLY warped in your tastebuds, or the KFC in your area isn't prepared well
Cooking? That's pretty feminine...