Ever think that your whole existance was just a dream and, in the reality outside of your immediate conscienceness, you were in a tragic accident and your real family is waiting by your bedside, waiting for you to awake from a coma?
Like, is this all just a dream and, if we wake up, will there be something different? If we die, do we wake up?
I don't know. That's just been running through my head lately. No way in hell am I going to kill myself, but it's just something that I think about.
I just stop thinking about my mother sitting by my bedside and waiting for me to wake up, a box of tissues by her side and my father with his arm around her, trying to console her in her time of grief. I don't know if I just feel guilty about something that I haven't told my parents or I am scared to know what my parents would do if I ever "left." It's just something that I never want to have to face. That's why I'm scared to leave home; it's the only thing that's really keeping me from going to Finland.
Edit: And another thing: in that alternate reality, by some grace of some god, were you allowed to live this dream and your body is still intact? Are we just waiting out this lifetime in what seems like days or weeks to the people we can't see, something that feels like a hundred years to us?
Is this some kind of test of judgment?
You are clearly not masturbating enough times for your age.
Stop slacking.
Would you like some peanut butter with your jelly?
And I always thought that the basis of the meter was rooted in medieval units of measure. Like how an acre was how far an ox could go or something. Mindfuck.
And what's with this obsession with platinum-iridium? What makes that shit so special?
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I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
Would you like some peanut butter with your jelly?
OOOOOOOOoooooOOOoOOOoooooo SNAP!
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
I have nary an idea on how to actually make jerky, but once I get going, I'm making a fucking business out of it.
My jerky, my business. People look at Jack Link's and think, "that shit isn't nearly as good as Kyle's. Are you serious?" Then they see that I'm not raping their wallet cause I'm gonna sell it $20 to the pound and I'll make a shitload of money over the summer making jerky.
I've got this shit all planned out.
Zhar, you're Canadian. What do you know about smoking meat?
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I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
Why do Americans call jam jelly and why do they mix it with peanut butter? :/ Always wanted to know this.
1. We make a distinction between Jelly jam and Preserves.
Jelly is more processed than jam. A lot of what is in jam is taken out and I assume sugars in it's place.
Preserves have chunks of the fruit still in the jam.
2. Because it's good.
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Ah, thanks for explaining! Have you tried Nutella and peanut butter on toast? Mmm. Also what flavour jelly jam do you use with peanut butter? I'd like to see give it a try.
Strawberry and Grape are equally awesome depending on mood.
I LOVE Nutella. Nutella with peanut butter is the greatest combination this earth has ever seen.
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
You are clearly not masturbating enough times for your age.
Stop slacking.
Hey, I try to get in my daily required wrist exercises. Both hands, fifteen minutes each twice a day.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
This summer will consist of smoking copious amounts of jerky and salmon.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
...I hate you...
And I always thought that the basis of the meter was rooted in medieval units of measure. Like how an acre was how far an ox could go or something. Mindfuck.
And what's with this obsession with platinum-iridium? What makes that shit so special?
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
OOOOOOOOoooooOOOoOOOoooooo SNAP!
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
My jerky, my business. People look at Jack Link's and think, "that shit isn't nearly as good as Kyle's. Are you serious?" Then they see that I'm not raping their wallet cause I'm gonna sell it $20 to the pound and I'll make a shitload of money over the summer making jerky.
I've got this shit all planned out.
Zhar, you're Canadian. What do you know about smoking meat?
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
1. We make a distinction between Jelly jam and Preserves.
Jelly is more processed than jam. A lot of what is in jam is taken out and I assume sugars in it's place.
Preserves have chunks of the fruit still in the jam.
2. Because it's good.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
I LOVE Nutella. Nutella with peanut butter is the greatest combination this earth has ever seen.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Yep, Nutella and peanut butter are so good. Especially on toast because it gets all melty and delicious.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Though I think it's only here that we use chocolate sprinkles on bread.
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-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
I find all these strange names confusing.
Join the chat!