I hope you catch fire, but you stay alive, and on your way back home, a truck hits you rendering you a quadraplegic. Then you do get home, live a miserable 8 years, and then get eaten alive by a hungry pack of wolves ripping your flesh apart.
Happy Easter! May your collective celebrations of the end of the dark months, the arrival of new life, and any religious traditions along with it be filled with family, fun, and lots of kickass candy
"I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replies,"This much." And stretched his arms on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your status. 97% wont do it. When he was on the cross, he was thinking of YOU but only 3% of you will stand up for him and put this as your status"
One of those Facebook things where I laughed, then I felt bad afterwards.
Sorry, Jesus...
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I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
He stretched out his arms on the cross... and he died.
Imagine your mom just being like, "I love you, Billy," and when you ask, "how much," she's dragged away and crucified.
There's a sort of tragedy in there; It's the ultimate romance, in my opinion, but I'm still not Christian and I don't think I'll ever be. I'd rather observe Christianity and its views than become absorbed into it. I think Jesus was a good man with some great values, but there are some who misconstrue what they read in The Bible to wholly satisfy what they believe, which is where I trail off in my reverence of Christianity.
Not a rant as much as it is a whimsical observance. Easter is just like any other holiday (or, previously known as "holy day") where people come together and partake in the companies of whom they love, but I refuse to associate Easter with Christianity. This is one of the few holidays that I choose to respect the commercial aspect over the religious aspect. I still associate Christmas with Santa Claus and Coca Cola, but it's 4 days after my birthday, so I recognize it, also, with a day where I get presents and money. But I still get the warm feeling associated with Christmas and other holidays, so I feel sort of perplexed because I don't feel like I deserve those feelings because I don't believe in the religious aspect.
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Ya I don't understand their appeal. I would much rather have real food.
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"I want to say something but I'll keep it to myself I guess and leave this useless post behind to make you aware that there WAS something... "
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
I don't really like peeps; it's just sugar-coated sugar. No real appeal except for the fact that they're pretty much an Easter time tradition in the US.
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MEPH, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!!!
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
I hope you catch fire, but you stay alive, and on your way back home, a truck hits you rendering you a quadraplegic. Then you do get home, live a miserable 8 years, and then get eaten alive by a hungry pack of wolves ripping your flesh apart.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
I guess that might piss people off, so here's a picture of a pony:
Hmm, that might still piss some people off. Here's epic nyan cat:
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Edit: This made me lol
"I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replies,"This much." And stretched his arms on the cross and died. If you love Jesus, put this on your status. 97% wont do it. When he was on the cross, he was thinking of YOU but only 3% of you will stand up for him and put this as your status"
One of those Facebook things where I laughed, then I felt bad afterwards.
Sorry, Jesus...
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Imagine your mom just being like, "I love you, Billy," and when you ask, "how much," she's dragged away and crucified.
There's a sort of tragedy in there; It's the ultimate romance, in my opinion, but I'm still not Christian and I don't think I'll ever be. I'd rather observe Christianity and its views than become absorbed into it. I think Jesus was a good man with some great values, but there are some who misconstrue what they read in The Bible to wholly satisfy what they believe, which is where I trail off in my reverence of Christianity.
Not a rant as much as it is a whimsical observance. Easter is just like any other holiday (or, previously known as "holy day") where people come together and partake in the companies of whom they love, but I refuse to associate Easter with Christianity. This is one of the few holidays that I choose to respect the commercial aspect over the religious aspect. I still associate Christmas with Santa Claus and Coca Cola, but it's 4 days after my birthday, so I recognize it, also, with a day where I get presents and money. But I still get the warm feeling associated with Christmas and other holidays, so I feel sort of perplexed because I don't feel like I deserve those feelings because I don't believe in the religious aspect.
I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence
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No... I can't stand them. They're dyed marshmallow rolled in colored sugar.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
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I hate the way you cling to ignorance and pass it off as innocence