*Grabs Zhar*
"You disrespectful, ignorant bastard! I would never do that to the customers!"
*Throws Zhar into a nest of hungry spiders.*
*Looking at Sky.*
"Ignore him, ask some of the others around here and they will tell ya I cook magnificent fish."
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*looks at zhar*
*sigh*
*yes i am *
*grabs his bottle and tosses it in hamster hole*
*sees him go after it and get stuck*
*so who wants to help the poor fella out?*
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A hundred thousand worlds, ten hundred thousand wars. There is no respite, there is nowhere to hide. Across the galaxy there is only war.
"I heard that, and now you will truly pay!"
*Blows a short shrill whistle, pauses, and blows two long, low whistles.*
*A bunch of Jungle Apes show up and surround Zhar.*
*One lunges and starts tearing his clothes off, showing their malicious intent as they each set upon him with a fervor that would make porn stars proud.*
"Anyways, he is just jealous because I have "Stuff" and will not share it."
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
"I QUIT!!!"
*Throws down chefs hat, and storms out of the tavern.*
*Comes back in five minutes later, and goes in the back.*
*Walks back out front and leaves the tavern for the second time, holding a box labeled "Stuff".*
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Just as the Scorpion hunts...
Silently Lurking...
"Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted." ~ Ezio Auditore de Firenze
*Stumbles over to Bar*
"I need a last drink before bed"
*Looks around, notices the tavern is empty except for some skeletons and a few squirrels*
"Where am I!!!"
*Feels someone grab his shoulder, turns around*
"Charsi?"
Charsi - "You forgot to imbue your item" *She raises he Malus"
Me - "NOOOOOO"
*The Smith comes over and punches her out*
The Smith - "MINE!!!"
*I wake up in the corner* "What a weird dream"
Don't let him leave. He's the best cook we have ever had here. Forget about me make sure he doesn't leave.
*looks around and sees a dumb waiter, gets in and pulls herself up*
*Spots Venom leaving and runs out to bring him back.*
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
"You disrespectful, ignorant bastard! I would never do that to the customers!"
*Throws Zhar into a nest of hungry spiders.*
*Looking at Sky.*
"Ignore him, ask some of the others around here and they will tell ya I cook magnificent fish."
*sigh*
*yes i am *
*grabs his bottle and tosses it in hamster hole*
*sees him go after it and get stuck*
*so who wants to help the poor fella out?*
*glares at Stormy*
"I swear, one more incident of me getting raped, anally abused, poisoned, beaten, dead, or deceived-to-be-dead, I'm reporting this establishment."
*drinks more Vodka, chuckles at Venom and his deep dark secret*
*mumbles*
They don't believe me, but they'll figure it out eventually.
Oh yes...
whispers to her * you want me to get rid of one of them?*
*pours some random liquid in zhar's cup*
*Blows a short shrill whistle, pauses, and blows two long, low whistles.*
*A bunch of Jungle Apes show up and surround Zhar.*
*One lunges and starts tearing his clothes off, showing their malicious intent as they each set upon him with a fervor that would make porn stars proud.*
"Anyways, he is just jealous because I have "Stuff" and will not share it."
*all the jungle apes explode in a cloud of guts and blood*
"No more apes! Thank you Zhuge."
"Now seriously, these attempts to rape me need to stop."
"Starting to think you get some sick pleasure out of this..."
*covers crotch, sits away from Lt*
((So this is where people are posting now...))
"We've all been waiting for your arrival"
*Throws Dart, hits Zhar in back of head, hides behind Turmy.
and sees a blue aura appear around zhar, stormcat, and temporalsky
*i dare someone to try to touch or injure them*
*giggles*
*mumbles something else and conjures a aura of lighting on self*
*Throws down chefs hat, and storms out of the tavern.*
*Comes back in five minutes later, and goes in the back.*
*Walks back out front and leaves the tavern for the second time, holding a box labeled "Stuff".*
"I need a last drink before bed"
*Looks around, notices the tavern is empty except for some skeletons and a few squirrels*
"Where am I!!!"
*Feels someone grab his shoulder, turns around*
"Charsi?"
Charsi - "You forgot to imbue your item" *She raises he Malus"
Me - "NOOOOOO"
*The Smith comes over and punches her out*
The Smith - "MINE!!!"
*I wake up in the corner* "What a weird dream"
Musta dosed off
Hows everybody doin'?
*hufs and pufs and gathers all energy to cast a through floor teleport*
ugh i should have just fixed that hole
*feels behind head, finds a dart*
*rips out*
"Oooowww..."
"SERIOUSLY, all you darts players, the dartboard is the opposite direction!"
*yells up at everyone*
Don't let him leave. He's the best cook we have ever had here. Forget about me make sure he doesn't leave.
*looks around and sees a dumb waiter, gets in and pulls herself up*
*Spots Venom leaving and runs out to bring him back.*
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
*if you need me i will be sitting here in the corner making my malboro traps*
*and yes i said malboro*
*winks at someone*
*unleashes pet malboro*
*venom is silenced, blind and disabled*