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Saw this thread on main diablo 3 site and there were some good responses.. thought it would be good to post here and see what DF peeps have to say:

In the spirit of Jay Wilson's recent twitter feed where he
contradicted himself with "You'll know as soon as I am allowed to
say" and "You'll know as soon as I know" regarding the release date,
create the real sign of release using his sentence formula.

My entry:

"You'll know as soon as I finish rumaging through 600 ex-employee's desks."

You'll know as soon as MoP comes out

You know as soon as I Voir le cochon volant.

You'll know as soon as I finish looking at bewbs...on my pc...alone...in the dark...

You'll know as soon as I stop playing it. :trollface:

You'll know as soon as you start caring less.

You'll know as soon as i know that you know that i know that you know that i know that you know what "soon" means.

You'll know as soon as... SOON!

You'll know as soon as I zip zoop boodity bop.

You'll know as soon as when you want to know....

and I know you dont want to know

you'll know as soon as you'll die, we promise

Goddamn that looks delicious. Forget D3, just release some more bacon!

You'll know as soon as I check my ego and stop acting like a doosh.

Quote from Mastodon

You know as soon as I Voir le cochon volant.

Flying pigs? I hope Jay loves exotic mushrooms.

you'll know as soon as kate beckinsale fucks me... God is she sexy..

you will know as soon as we release diablo 1 on the virtual marketplace. (srsly who do i have to blow?)

You'll know as soon as Force knows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh7hs5QxvC8&feature=youtu.be&a

Scroll to the end of the vid

We all know that he knows we wanna know, but I know he doesn't know when we'll get to know what he knows.

You'll know as soon as we are 100% sure we can make the projected date, so our office will not be mobbed if we are wrong. Unless we are sure more than two months before the target date, in which case we will hold out, so that we don't have to admit that it's that far away, and to build hype.

Or:

You'll know as soon as soon as our internal communications are sent to wikileaks.

Those are both pretty dry. But that's what an evening of watching MSSQL progress bars does to your sense of humor.