So I'm sitting behind a microscope, because I'm an exceptional nerd like that, and a resident passes by and asks to see what I'm working on. Typically, when you want to view the slide properly, you add a drop of oil, slide in the maximum magnification objective, and check shit out, without ever touching anything with your fingers. The resident sits in my place, adds a drop of oil, then spreads it over the slide with his finger. This is a second year lab medicine resident who is responsible for diagnosing patients and treating them, and apparently can't do the most basic thing EVER in his field of study. I don't even know if this is a reportable mistake, since he may as well have read tons of shit wrong and treated people wrong accordingly. Fucking state of that doctor, man.
I already know this is an utterly amazing rant topic, so you guys don't need to tell me. Just a heads up.
So I'm sitting behind a microscope, because I'm an exceptional nerd like that, and a resident passes by and asks to see what I'm working on. Typically, when you want to view the slide properly, you add a drop of oil, slide in the maximum magnification objective, and check shit out, without ever touching anything with your fingers. The resident sits in my place, adds a drop of oil, then spreads it over the slide with his finger. This is a second year lab medicine resident who is responsible for diagnosing patients and treating them, and apparently can't do the most basic thing EVER in his field of study. I don't even know if this is a reportable mistake, since he may as well have read tons of shit wrong and treated people wrong accordingly. Fucking state of that doctor, man.
I already know this is an utterly amazing rant topic, so you guys don't need to tell me. Just a heads up.
Using a microscope might be kinda basic to most people working in a lab, but there's really not a lot of professions out there where it's really neccesary to ever use a microscope...
Are you kidding me? He's a fucking clinical pathology resident..their work IS microscopes.
I've worked so so many hours on a microscope for such a long time, yet still, everytime I find a good field featuring the cells that I want or something like that, I have such a feeling of accomplishment, for some reason.
O squiggly line in my eye fluid
I see you there
Lurking on the periphery of my vision
But when I try to look at you
You scurry away
Are you shy squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you
Do you return of the centre of my eye?
O Squiggly line
It's all right, you are forgiven
O squiggly line in my eye fluid
I see you there
Lurking on the periphery of my vision
But when I try to look at you
You scurry away
Are you shy squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you
Do you return of the centre of my eye?
O Squiggly line
It's all right, you are forgiven
Hahahah +1. I hope someone else got that refrence too.
O squiggly line in my eye fluid
I see you there
Lurking on the periphery of my vision
But when I try to look at you
You scurry away
Are you shy squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you
Do you return of the centre of my eye?
O Squiggly line
It's all right, you are forgiven
i have this trouble too, every damn time, fcking floaters in my viewing lens
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Remember the String of Ears
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Slightly related, looking at the night sky with a telescope is such a blast. Once you see the beauty of Saturn's rings or Jupiter's moons from your backyard, there's no going back.
Slightly related, looking at the night sky with a telescope is such a blast. Once you see the beauty of Saturn's rings or Jupiter's moons from your backyard, there's no going back.
I already know this is an utterly amazing rant topic, so you guys don't need to tell me. Just a heads up.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Kiddies? :|
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Are you kidding me? He's a fucking clinical pathology resident..their work IS microscopes.
Somethings are so awesome, I get the tiniest bit of blood flow increase to the pipi area.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
I see you there
Lurking on the periphery of my vision
But when I try to look at you
You scurry away
Are you shy squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you
Do you return of the centre of my eye?
O Squiggly line
It's all right, you are forgiven
Hahahah +1. I hope someone else got that refrence too.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Yeah, I like looking at Uranus.
What about my anus?
*I know it's creepy, but just keep on walking. Don't acknowledge the fact that he watches you poop.*