So the gf and I do this thing where we think of random and humiliating terms of endearment to call each other. Things like cuddle-muffin, honey bunches of oats, pumpkin munch, and other fucked up shit. Lately she's been getting the better of me so I need your guys' help to catch up. What're some awesome things I can call my gf? Sky's the limit.
That is an extremely disturbing thread but it made me laugh my ass off.
:thumbsup:
Ahh... the good ol' days. Hey, maybe the community has it in them to make this place as awesome as it once was. Anyways, yea. Go there if you want some inspiration for some sick terms of endearment. I just reread it, and I can't believe I had that horrible punctuation. The rest well, its the internet and we're all Diablo fans. Of course its disturbing.
Anyways, yea. Go there if you want some inspiration for some sick terms of endearment. I just reread it, and I can't believe I had that horrible punctuation. The rest well, its the internet and we're all Diablo fans. Of course its disturbing.
And this is a thread for terms of endearment. Lets get back on topic, I feel a little guilty for enabling this to happen ><.
An ex of mine always called me Bambi for some stupid reason. You can call her that if you want, or something like that. I got nothing else at the moment.
So the gf and I do this thing where we think of random and humiliating terms of endearment to call each other. Things like cuddle-muffin, honey bunches of oats, pumpkin munch, and other fucked up shit. Lately she's been getting the better of me so I need your guys' help to catch up. What're some awesome things I can call my gf? Sky's the limit.
It's nice to see you're still in the cuddly cutesy stage of the relationship. You'll know the relationship has run it's course when your idea of oral sex is exchanging "Fuck You" in the hall at home. At least that is how it went for me. Hmm let me see if I can think of a cute little name for you to call her...
It'd help if you could give just a brief description of her. What color are her eyes, hair? Is she thin, thick, tan, pale, etc.
For now I'll say you should call her Blueberry Butter Nips.
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The blind mind's eye replies with a sigh and a tear of contempt for those who see the world as it truly is.
Pumpkin Popsicle
Strawberry shortcake
Vanilla plumb
Maple berry
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
Finally, someone says something funny besides me.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
Kidding.
Never. Ever.
Seriously, do it for the lols.
http://www.diablofans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4041&highlight=rodimus
I beg to differ. 3 pages in and you'll be in stitches.
Ahh... the good ol' days. Hey, maybe the community has it in them to make this place as awesome as it once was. Anyways, yea. Go there if you want some inspiration for some sick terms of endearment. I just reread it, and I can't believe I had that horrible punctuation. The rest well, its the internet and we're all Diablo fans. Of course its disturbing.
I actually liked one of Fudlow's comments a little better:
"When it comes to perverted and aimless gayness, i have never seen an equal to you carlos;)"
So true.
Yes!
Very disturbing lol.
An ex of mine always called me Bambi for some stupid reason. You can call her that if you want, or something like that. I got nothing else at the moment.
Oh snap! I knew she didn't like my mother!
It's nice to see you're still in the cuddly cutesy stage of the relationship. You'll know the relationship has run it's course when your idea of oral sex is exchanging "Fuck You" in the hall at home. At least that is how it went for me. Hmm let me see if I can think of a cute little name for you to call her...
It'd help if you could give just a brief description of her. What color are her eyes, hair? Is she thin, thick, tan, pale, etc.
For now I'll say you should call her Blueberry Butter Nips.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
call her your little Amazon
I hope she's not a biter.