So, on the random thread, LtVenom inspired me to post up a story of what could have been my best revenege ever.
After posting, I was wondering if there was a thread dedicated to revenge people have gotten.
Alas, I could not find one.
So here it is !
Basically, just post the best/funniest/meanest revenge you've ever gotten, and post them all if you want.
I'll start us off with mine...
SO.
My friend Kyle put a used condom in my hat one day.
I was not amused.
His birthday was coming up, so I decided to fuck with him.
I went out and bought some exlax.
Went home, mom was all "Wtf is that ?"
Told her it was exlax, and that I was feeding it to Kyle on his birthday.
She laughs her ass off, and buys me more reliable (IE, not the cheapest available, like I had bought) exlax.
Now, with this bar of exlax in hand, I cover it with Terry's Chocolate orange chocolate, by melting the orange and dipping the exlax in the chocolate.
I wrap it up to look like a Terry's product, and wrap it up for a second gift.
Kyle's Bday rolls around, and me and Eddy (only 2 people came, he was not a popular child at the time) went over to his house, he knew about this as well, and was giggling his ass off as we walked over.
So we get there, do all the normal Birthday stuff, then go downstairs to play some videogames.
I bust out my second "gift", Kyle is suprised at how thoughtful I am, and downs the chocolate. His cousin then comes in, is all "Omgz, Terry's has a new product ?!" And eats whats left over.
At this point, me and Eddy are nearly shitting ourselves, we just said it was because he told a hilarious joke. Kyle wanted to hear what it was.
We called him a dumbass, and told him he ate Exlax.
He flips out, yells at his mom, telling her that I fed him Exlax.
She comes downstairs, shits bricks because apparently he had a kidney problem at the time, and Exlax could possibly kill him according to her.
Now, tables turned, I flip out, thinking I had just murdered one of my best friends.
Then, realizing that It's only fucking exlax, I come to terms with the fact that, Kyle is probably going to make it through some shits.
Anywho, this is where the fuckup starts.
Kyle, being a pansy, doesn't want to go through his bowels being completely drained.
So, like a dumbass, he figures he can neutralize the exlax, by eating a block of cheese.
Me and Eddy giggle, and tell him what a smart guy he is.
He then proceeds to eat Cheese, and some beef jerky.
Basically, the best bowel blocking combo known to man.
Anyways, at this point, you can imagine how incredibly proud/hysteric I was, my plan had gone from barely even clever, to fucking epic, all because of my dumbass friend. God love him.
He's all proud of himself, since about an hour later, he still has no desire to shit.
Buuut, when time came to go to sleep, thats when it hit him.
He rushes upstairs, and we don't hear from him again all night.
We wake up, Eddy is all "Dude, you should have heard him last night, he was sobbing on the toilet, and his mom came up and was all "Want a blanket ?"
We laugh our asses off, and go upstairs to find him.
He's not in his room, so we check the bathroom.
He's asleep, on the toilet, with his blanket.
Now, some of you may not have realized just how badly Kyle fucked up.
I'll explain...
Exlax, makes you shit.
Cheese and protein (beef jerky) binds you up, thus not letting you shit.
After eating damn near 3/4 of an exlax bar, Kyle had to shit, and he had to shit BAD.
Buut, since he also ate a block of cheese, and a bag of beef jerky, nature was telling him to fucking wait.
Basically, Kyle's bowels were going through the worst strain imagineable.
Sooo, he wakes up, calls me an asshole, and I never speak to him again.
End of story.
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"One in every 10 million people can potentially have a headache from this pill." God forbid she is the 0.000000001% of having a headache.
Well I cant really think of anything right now but I took my friend to the beach one year and every morning he would wipe his face on my pillow. So on the 10th day of the trip (We were there for 14) We went on a jog and I went to his pillow and rubbed my sweaty umm....... man parts on his pillow. The best part is he sleeps face down XD
I don't really do revenge. Either act at the moment something happens, wait till they do something again or just forget about it.
For example Zhar, he puts a condom in your hat so you through it in his face or something... Doubt it was a used condom. Just cause its tied up doesn't mean its used
Probably the best revenege (The reason it's so trivial is because I don't have any revenge stories that are appropriate) was in high school.
A some wannabe alphamale jock was doing showy hits during Dodge Ball one day, I had a reputation for being hard to hit, so you see where this goes. He hits me and then begins I suppose you could say gloat and taunt me. So the moment I got back into the game I quickly wiped his team out about 3 times, practically all by myself, each time it would be him as the last one. The funny thing is that it wasn't as though he was the only jock on his side either. At my school they didn't put much effort into fairness, especially in this particular Weight Training class, so more than 3/4ths of the other team was full of people in some kind of sport. There must have been almost 10 butthurt egoists trying to be macho.
That really isn't much a revenge story, but perhaps. It could be one of those revenge stories for all the under dogs in a long chronical of vengence. Regardless that was a pleasent day.
It isn't as sick as making my friend pass a night on the toilet, but this 'revenge' situation made me laugh all day long, when I've done it.
So yeah, I was getting out of the shower wearing only a towel, when my roommate thought it would be fun to hit me really hard in the back. Since I was just getting out of the shower, I was still wet, so it did hurt, and it left a huge hand mark on my back. I simply looked at him, and told him that I'd remember it, and to watch himself.
The day after, I felt like he wasn't really on his guards anymore, so I told myself it was the right timing.
We were on the computer, and he went to the toilet, so I hurry up, take his water glass, fill it up with vinegar, put it back on his computer desk, and get back on mine.
I tell you, when you think you're drinking water, you're taking big drops... Try to do the same with vinegar, you'll spit it fast enough.
Just remembering the face he did when he spit it all on the floor, was worth a lot more than the hand mark I had in the back the day before.
I laughed all day long each time I thought about it, my roommate still screaming 'F*ck you' each time he heard me laugh. I'm still laughing while writing it
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If you can't amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullshit.
someone wrecked my truck.. and somehow.. a week latter someone stole his car and burnt it in a orchard...
dono how..
and a few ppl got paint stripper on their paint... meh..
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We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive. Tupac Shakur
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After posting, I was wondering if there was a thread dedicated to revenge people have gotten.
Alas, I could not find one.
So here it is !
Basically, just post the best/funniest/meanest revenge you've ever gotten, and post them all if you want.
I'll start us off with mine...
SO.
My friend Kyle put a used condom in my hat one day.
I was not amused.
His birthday was coming up, so I decided to fuck with him.
I went out and bought some exlax.
Went home, mom was all "Wtf is that ?"
Told her it was exlax, and that I was feeding it to Kyle on his birthday.
She laughs her ass off, and buys me more reliable (IE, not the cheapest available, like I had bought) exlax.
Now, with this bar of exlax in hand, I cover it with Terry's Chocolate orange chocolate, by melting the orange and dipping the exlax in the chocolate.
I wrap it up to look like a Terry's product, and wrap it up for a second gift.
Kyle's Bday rolls around, and me and Eddy (only 2 people came, he was not a popular child at the time) went over to his house, he knew about this as well, and was giggling his ass off as we walked over.
So we get there, do all the normal Birthday stuff, then go downstairs to play some videogames.
I bust out my second "gift", Kyle is suprised at how thoughtful I am, and downs the chocolate. His cousin then comes in, is all "Omgz, Terry's has a new product ?!" And eats whats left over.
At this point, me and Eddy are nearly shitting ourselves, we just said it was because he told a hilarious joke. Kyle wanted to hear what it was.
We called him a dumbass, and told him he ate Exlax.
He flips out, yells at his mom, telling her that I fed him Exlax.
She comes downstairs, shits bricks because apparently he had a kidney problem at the time, and Exlax could possibly kill him according to her.
Now, tables turned, I flip out, thinking I had just murdered one of my best friends.
Then, realizing that It's only fucking exlax, I come to terms with the fact that, Kyle is probably going to make it through some shits.
Anywho, this is where the fuckup starts.
Kyle, being a pansy, doesn't want to go through his bowels being completely drained.
So, like a dumbass, he figures he can neutralize the exlax, by eating a block of cheese.
Me and Eddy giggle, and tell him what a smart guy he is.
He then proceeds to eat Cheese, and some beef jerky.
Basically, the best bowel blocking combo known to man.
Anyways, at this point, you can imagine how incredibly proud/hysteric I was, my plan had gone from barely even clever, to fucking epic, all because of my dumbass friend. God love him.
He's all proud of himself, since about an hour later, he still has no desire to shit.
Buuut, when time came to go to sleep, thats when it hit him.
He rushes upstairs, and we don't hear from him again all night.
We wake up, Eddy is all "Dude, you should have heard him last night, he was sobbing on the toilet, and his mom came up and was all "Want a blanket ?"
We laugh our asses off, and go upstairs to find him.
He's not in his room, so we check the bathroom.
He's asleep, on the toilet, with his blanket.
Now, some of you may not have realized just how badly Kyle fucked up.
I'll explain...
Exlax, makes you shit.
Cheese and protein (beef jerky) binds you up, thus not letting you shit.
After eating damn near 3/4 of an exlax bar, Kyle had to shit, and he had to shit BAD.
Buut, since he also ate a block of cheese, and a bag of beef jerky, nature was telling him to fucking wait.
Basically, Kyle's bowels were going through the worst strain imagineable.
Sooo, he wakes up, calls me an asshole, and I never speak to him again.
End of story.
Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions
For example Zhar, he puts a condom in your hat so you through it in his face or something... Doubt it was a used condom. Just cause its tied up doesn't mean its used
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A some wannabe alphamale jock was doing showy hits during Dodge Ball one day, I had a reputation for being hard to hit, so you see where this goes. He hits me and then begins I suppose you could say gloat and taunt me. So the moment I got back into the game I quickly wiped his team out about 3 times, practically all by myself, each time it would be him as the last one. The funny thing is that it wasn't as though he was the only jock on his side either. At my school they didn't put much effort into fairness, especially in this particular Weight Training class, so more than 3/4ths of the other team was full of people in some kind of sport. There must have been almost 10 butthurt egoists trying to be macho.
That really isn't much a revenge story, but perhaps. It could be one of those revenge stories for all the under dogs in a long chronical of vengence. Regardless that was a pleasent day.
So yeah, I was getting out of the shower wearing only a towel, when my roommate thought it would be fun to hit me really hard in the back. Since I was just getting out of the shower, I was still wet, so it did hurt, and it left a huge hand mark on my back. I simply looked at him, and told him that I'd remember it, and to watch himself.
The day after, I felt like he wasn't really on his guards anymore, so I told myself it was the right timing.
We were on the computer, and he went to the toilet, so I hurry up, take his water glass, fill it up with vinegar, put it back on his computer desk, and get back on mine.
I tell you, when you think you're drinking water, you're taking big drops... Try to do the same with vinegar, you'll spit it fast enough.
Just remembering the face he did when he spit it all on the floor, was worth a lot more than the hand mark I had in the back the day before.
I laughed all day long each time I thought about it, my roommate still screaming 'F*ck you' each time he heard me laugh. I'm still laughing while writing it
dono how..
and a few ppl got paint stripper on their paint... meh..
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.
Tupac Shakur
100% Legit baal runners
SICK_Bambi 93 Barb (46th barb)
SICK_Paladin 95 Necromancer (12th necro)
SICK_ferret 95 Assassin (10th sin)
~~us West Ladder~~