In the closet of the undead lies your human body.....You will look into a mirror only to shirek at what youve become...You will have no choice but to serve the darkness and turn all of humankind into zombies...I will explain to you our undead plan
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This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
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Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
In the closet of the undead lies your human body.....You will look into a mirror only to shirek at what youve become...You will have no choice but to serve the darkness and turn all of humankind into zombies...Come I will take you on a tour of the undead lair
Penis.
(I hope you lol'ed at that because you need to lighten up man;) )
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but if you want another crazier answer, id run around trying to find anyone with a good plan. that or find my friends and do whatever one last time before byebyes
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I'm an Eagle Scout and I was JROTC for 4 years, and I went to the Air Force Academy, so I have a ton of survival skills that can be put to use for just such an occasion.
Since I'm about 15 minutes from the Newport Beach, I would gather what food I had, mainly canned stuff. I would take what perishables I could in an ice chest, and I have a garden in my front yard, so I've got plenty of veggies to get a decent start. I would also pinch a few of the plants (the tomatoes, pumpkin, peppers, cilantro, and zuccini) grab a few pots and take them with me, so that where I go, I could have some fresh veggies. I would bring my trusty military issue knife, some fishing line and hooks, 2 changes of clothes, a poncho, good pair of boots, some eating utensils/dishes, some tripwire, some lighters, 2 water filters, an armfull of firewood, some charcoal, some soda cans (full or empty), and several gallons of fresh water. I keep most of this stuff ready for just such an appocalypse.
So as soon as the outbreak occurred, I would call my girlfriend and tell her to hold out and wait for me, she's in Alaska. If she didn't answer, I would call her friends, and if they didn't answer, I would forget her. You have to be ready, so that if you see the heat coming around the corner, you can drop whatever you're doing in 30 seconds or less. So I would head towards the beach, and if it was safe, I would try to steal some guns and ammo from a local gunstore. On the way to the beach, I would also grab the first hot girl I saw, and throw her into the car. You know, for the sake of reproducing to save the species.
Once I got to the beach, I would commandeer a sailboat, not a motor boat. Because what happens when you run out of gas? Anyways, I would take the sailboat out into the ocean, and live there. It is actually very easy to live on the ocean, since basically anywhere you go out there, you can find fish to eat. Water is also abundant if you have sand or a water filter.
Most of my supplies are self explanatory, but the soda cans, I would bring to use as fishing hooks when my good hooks are damaged or lost. And the tripwire is for making snares if I decide to try and live on some deserted island. If I run out of trip wire, I can always use triangle stone traps.
And there you go, a mostly fullproof plan. But as with most plans, as soon as shit hits the fan, the plan goes out the window. And because of that I am always ready to adapt to any situation.
I'd probably keel over and die. Perhaps to avoid the horrific mutilation, contemplate the various ways of self conclusion. Probably the ones to do with one simplified motion. High rise, or if there was a firearm lying around. I'm in Canada, so unless there was just a police brawl... There would not be.
Provided they're slower zombies, but still die fairly easily with non-headshots... I could probably live through that if I avoided swarming and found myself with good company. Definitely try and save my girlfriend and other hotties for future procreation. And yes, finding yourself an island is a key to survival. I live on the West Coast, and there are many uninhabited islands there.
If they are fast zombies, like in 28 Days/Weeks Later... I'd go with the first part.
I'm an Eagle Scout and I was JROTC for 4 years, and I went to the Air Force Academy, so I have a ton of survival skills that can be put to use for just such an occasion.
Since I'm about 15 minutes from the Newport Beach, I would gather what food I had, mainly canned stuff. I would take what perishables I could in an ice chest, and I have a garden in my front yard, so I've got plenty of veggies to get a decent start. I would also pinch a few of the plants (the tomatoes, pumpkin, peppers, cilantro, and zuccini) grab a few pots and take them with me, so that where I go, I could have some fresh veggies. I would bring my trusty military issue knife, some fishing line and hooks, 2 changes of clothes, a poncho, good pair of boots, some eating utensils/dishes, some tripwire, some lighters, 2 water filters, an armfull of firewood, some charcoal, some soda cans (full or empty), and several gallons of fresh water. I keep most of this stuff ready for just such an appocalypse.
So as soon as the outbreak occurred, I would call my girlfriend and tell her to hold out and wait for me, she's in Alaska. If she didn't answer, I would call her friends, and if they didn't answer, I would forget her. You have to be ready, so that if you see the heat coming around the corner, you can drop whatever you're doing in 30 seconds or less. So I would head towards the beach, and if it was safe, I would try to steal some guns and ammo from a local gunstore. On the way to the beach, I would also grab the first hot girl I saw, and throw her into the car. You know, for the sake of reproducing to save the species.
Once I got to the beach, I would commandeer a sailboat, not a motor boat. Because what happens when you run out of gas? Anyways, I would take the sailboat out into the ocean, and live there. It is actually very easy to live on the ocean, since basically anywhere you go out there, you can find fish to eat. Water is also abundant if you have sand or a water filter.
Most of my supplies are self explanatory, but the soda cans, I would bring to use as fishing hooks when my good hooks are damaged or lost. And the tripwire is for making snares if I decide to try and live on some deserted island. If I run out of trip wire, I can always use triangle stone traps.
And there you go, a mostly fullproof plan. But as with most plans, as soon as shit hits the fan, the plan goes out the window. And because of that I am always ready to adapt to any situation.
Awesome plan..but you had no weapons on your way to the beach my friend, by the time you find out about the zombies that means they are in your town, you will have to make your way through those zombie hordes. How would you do it? That is my problem, even 30 minutes from the coast, that is a lot of zombies needing killing to get to where i want to go. Thats why i was thinking of "holding down the fort" so to speak or get my ass into some wooded area.
And Zero-one, ya if they are 28 days later zombies, we are all pretty much screwed if we are in an contaminated area. It's usually the lucky ones who survive not the skilled ones as seen in the movie. I would like to think i could certainly out run them but who knows....like can anyone explain why they are so damned fast?? What would give them the ability to run like that? I guess good editing O_o, i dont think it would be possibly for a zombie to be uber fast, but then again, what is possible when tlaking about zombies rofl.
:offtopic:Magistrate, I've seen you post several times sentences like " I dont usually" or "I'm not one to" but you always seem to manage to get off some of those really short "lmao" posts or like the one you posted previously. You can't hide anymore Magistrate, the cat as they say is out of the bag. XD
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"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Awesome plan..but you had no weapons on your way to the beach my friend, by the time you find out about the zombies that means they are in your town, you will have to make your way through those zombie hordes. How would you do it? That is my problem, even 30 minutes from the coast, that is a lot of zombies needing killing to get to where i want to go. Thats why i was thinking of "holding down the fort" so to speak or get my ass into some wooded area.
And Zero-one, ya if they are 28 days later zombies, we are all pretty much screwed if we are in an contaminated area. It's usually the lucky ones who survive not the skilled ones as seen in the movie. I would like to think i could certainly out run them but who knows....like can anyone explain why they are so damned fast?? What would give them the ability to run like that? I guess good editing O_o, i dont think it would be possibly for a zombie to be uber fast, but then again, what is possible when tlaking about zombies rofl.
I did state that I have my military issue knife. It is kept clean and really sharp. If I was back in Arizona, I would have had my katana's to use. Until I get to a gun store, I'll make do with random items that can be used as weapons. I might even do like Diablo I, and hammer some nails through a wooden board.
As for 28-days-later zombies, well 90% would all be dead before we knew what happened. In that case, I just run, really fucking fast. I can run a 10 flat 100 meter dash, and a sub 60 second 400 meter. Lets see those fuckers catch me.
But I assume the reason that those zombies are so fast is because they no longer feel pain or breathe. When you don't feel pain or have to breathe, you can run way harder, and you can run forever.
I did state that I have my military issue knife. It is kept clean and really sharp. If I was back in Arizona, I would have had my katana's to use. Until I get to a gun store, I'll make do with random items that can be used as weapons. I might even do like Diablo I, and hammer some nails through a wooden board.
As for 28-days-later zombies, well 90% would all be dead before we knew what happened. In that case, I just run, really fucking fast. I can run a 10 flat 100 meter dash, and a sub 60 second 400 meter. Lets see those fuckers catch me.
But I assume the reason that those zombies are so fast is because they no longer feel pain or breathe. When you don't feel pain or have to breathe, you can run way harder, and you can run forever.
LOL a 10 flat? ROFL??????? What school do you go to????? i KNOW you have to be in college because our florida boy Jeff demps just broke the national high school record and ran a 10.01. Im gonna be a senior(in HS) and im barely going to be hitting 10.9
And you need to get a little more specific about that 400 time cuz anyone can run sub 60, but if your running a 10 flat in the 100 then you should DEFINITELY be running around a 49 or 50 flat with no training.
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-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
LOL a 10 flat? ROFL??????? What school do you go to????? i KNOW you have to be in college because our florida boy Jeff demps just broke the national high school record and ran a 10.01. Im gonna be a senior(in HS) and im barely going to be hitting 10.9
And you need to get a little more specific about that 400 time cuz anyone can run sub 60, but if your running a 10 flat in the 100 then you should DEFINITELY be running around a 49 or 50 flat with no training.
Actually no more school for me. That was the last time I ran, when I was still at Mesa Community College. I was the fastest on the team, but when it came to the competitions, I was not able to stay up with the guys running 9.9x. I still train on a regular basis, so I am certain I haven't lost anything. In high school, I was running a 10.6.
And yeah, I'm 23, and since I still train, I should be able to run faster than any 17 year old. lol
My fastest 400 was my senior year in high school, at 52seconds. Quick, but not quick enough. I never ran the 400 in college, so I don't have a time to give you. I did run a 22 second 200 once though. I've always been a short distance kind of guy.
Actually no more school for me. That was the last time I ran, when I was still at Mesa Community College. I was the fastest on the team, but when it came to the competitions, I was not able to stay up with the guys running 9.9x. I still train on a regular basis, so I am certain I haven't lost anything. In high school, I was running a 10.6.
And yeah, I'm 23, and since I still train, I should be able to run faster than any 17 year old. lol
My fastest 400 was my senior year in high school, at 52seconds. Quick, but not quick enough. I never ran the 400 in college, so I don't have a time to give you. I did run a 22 second 200 once though. I've always been a short distance kind of guy.
usually that 100 speed, at least THAT kind of 100 speed would transfer into a 21 in the 200.
Well but then again, my 11.3 should transfer into at least a 23 but it certainly doesn't rofl. Glad to meet a fellow sprinter
Are you white? lol, its rare to find white guys this fast now days, not because they dont exist, but people of african decent in general seems to discourage Caucasian people from trying to sprint because most cases it seems laughable in comparison. ....but ANYWAYS that went WAY off topic rofl]\
But ya about the speed, i didnt bring up mine cuz i didnt feel that anyone would be able to relate but, i feel that people that can run sub 60 400's and 11's in the 100 at least have a decent chance of survival. lol if there is ever a zombie apocalypse we should get together and sprint down roads away from zombies for fun XD
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"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
hehehehe When the day comes me and my fellow zombie friends shall take over the world and the greatest plan shall become reality
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If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
usually that 100 speed, at least THAT kind of 100 speed would transfer into a 21 in the 200.
Well but then again, my 11.3 should transfer into at least a 23 but it certainly doesn't rofl. Glad to meet a fellow sprinter
Are you white? lol, its rare to find white guys this fast now days, not because they dont exist, but people of african decent in general seems to discourage Caucasian people from trying to sprint because most cases it seems laughable in comparison. ....but ANYWAYS that went WAY off topic rofl]\
But ya about the speed, i didnt bring up mine cuz i didnt feel that anyone would be able to relate but, i feel that people that can run sub 60 400's and 11's in the 100 at least have a decent chance of survival. lol if there is ever a zombie apocalypse we should get together and sprint down roads away from zombies for fun XD
Cool!! Yeah, I'm a white boy. In high school, I had a lot of black friends on the team, so I was always the slow one. I might start competing again if I can get into Chapman University. I would be the fastest at that school too. Hell, I'd probably be the fastest 400m runner too. The school isn't know for its athletics. But right now, running is just a hobby. I don't really care that much about it anymore, simply because I'm trying to get a little bit bigger upper body for my acting and modeling. For that, running is kinda counter productive.
I will definately look forward to meeting up with you to outsprint zombies. Once we get even faster, we can test ourselves by outsprinting zombie dogs. Now that would be a challenge.
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In the closet of the undead lies your human body.....You will look into a mirror only to shirek at what youve become...You will have no choice but to serve the darkness and turn all of humankind into zombies...I will explain to you our undead plan
If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
Penis.
(I hope you lol'ed at that because you need to lighten up man;) )
Excuse my lack of enters...Spyware and all that...Sphicnter
thats what id do.
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
please dont :spam::spam::spam::spam::spam::spam:
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
thats what id do...read the lyrics
but if you want another crazier answer, id run around trying to find anyone with a good plan. that or find my friends and do whatever one last time before byebyes
"to the worm in horseradish, the world is horseradish."
That's it- you've figured me out, lol
Hm, this thread is going no where. Anyone have any new thoughts?
Since I'm about 15 minutes from the Newport Beach, I would gather what food I had, mainly canned stuff. I would take what perishables I could in an ice chest, and I have a garden in my front yard, so I've got plenty of veggies to get a decent start. I would also pinch a few of the plants (the tomatoes, pumpkin, peppers, cilantro, and zuccini) grab a few pots and take them with me, so that where I go, I could have some fresh veggies. I would bring my trusty military issue knife, some fishing line and hooks, 2 changes of clothes, a poncho, good pair of boots, some eating utensils/dishes, some tripwire, some lighters, 2 water filters, an armfull of firewood, some charcoal, some soda cans (full or empty), and several gallons of fresh water. I keep most of this stuff ready for just such an appocalypse.
So as soon as the outbreak occurred, I would call my girlfriend and tell her to hold out and wait for me, she's in Alaska. If she didn't answer, I would call her friends, and if they didn't answer, I would forget her. You have to be ready, so that if you see the heat coming around the corner, you can drop whatever you're doing in 30 seconds or less. So I would head towards the beach, and if it was safe, I would try to steal some guns and ammo from a local gunstore. On the way to the beach, I would also grab the first hot girl I saw, and throw her into the car. You know, for the sake of reproducing to save the species.
Once I got to the beach, I would commandeer a sailboat, not a motor boat. Because what happens when you run out of gas? Anyways, I would take the sailboat out into the ocean, and live there. It is actually very easy to live on the ocean, since basically anywhere you go out there, you can find fish to eat. Water is also abundant if you have sand or a water filter.
Most of my supplies are self explanatory, but the soda cans, I would bring to use as fishing hooks when my good hooks are damaged or lost. And the tripwire is for making snares if I decide to try and live on some deserted island. If I run out of trip wire, I can always use triangle stone traps.
And there you go, a mostly fullproof plan. But as with most plans, as soon as shit hits the fan, the plan goes out the window. And because of that I am always ready to adapt to any situation.
Provided they're slower zombies, but still die fairly easily with non-headshots... I could probably live through that if I avoided swarming and found myself with good company. Definitely try and save my girlfriend and other hotties for future procreation. And yes, finding yourself an island is a key to survival. I live on the West Coast, and there are many uninhabited islands there.
If they are fast zombies, like in 28 Days/Weeks Later... I'd go with the first part.
Awesome plan..but you had no weapons on your way to the beach my friend, by the time you find out about the zombies that means they are in your town, you will have to make your way through those zombie hordes. How would you do it? That is my problem, even 30 minutes from the coast, that is a lot of zombies needing killing to get to where i want to go. Thats why i was thinking of "holding down the fort" so to speak or get my ass into some wooded area.
And Zero-one, ya if they are 28 days later zombies, we are all pretty much screwed if we are in an contaminated area. It's usually the lucky ones who survive not the skilled ones as seen in the movie. I would like to think i could certainly out run them but who knows....like can anyone explain why they are so damned fast?? What would give them the ability to run like that? I guess good editing O_o, i dont think it would be possibly for a zombie to be uber fast, but then again, what is possible when tlaking about zombies rofl.
:offtopic:Magistrate, I've seen you post several times sentences like " I dont usually" or "I'm not one to" but you always seem to manage to get off some of those really short "lmao" posts or like the one you posted previously. You can't hide anymore Magistrate, the cat as they say is out of the bag. XD
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
I did state that I have my military issue knife. It is kept clean and really sharp. If I was back in Arizona, I would have had my katana's to use. Until I get to a gun store, I'll make do with random items that can be used as weapons. I might even do like Diablo I, and hammer some nails through a wooden board.
As for 28-days-later zombies, well 90% would all be dead before we knew what happened. In that case, I just run, really fucking fast. I can run a 10 flat 100 meter dash, and a sub 60 second 400 meter. Lets see those fuckers catch me.
But I assume the reason that those zombies are so fast is because they no longer feel pain or breathe. When you don't feel pain or have to breathe, you can run way harder, and you can run forever.
LOL a 10 flat? ROFL??????? What school do you go to????? i KNOW you have to be in college because our florida boy Jeff demps just broke the national high school record and ran a 10.01. Im gonna be a senior(in HS) and im barely going to be hitting 10.9
And you need to get a little more specific about that 400 time cuz anyone can run sub 60, but if your running a 10 flat in the 100 then you should DEFINITELY be running around a 49 or 50 flat with no training.
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
Actually no more school for me. That was the last time I ran, when I was still at Mesa Community College. I was the fastest on the team, but when it came to the competitions, I was not able to stay up with the guys running 9.9x. I still train on a regular basis, so I am certain I haven't lost anything. In high school, I was running a 10.6.
And yeah, I'm 23, and since I still train, I should be able to run faster than any 17 year old. lol
My fastest 400 was my senior year in high school, at 52seconds. Quick, but not quick enough. I never ran the 400 in college, so I don't have a time to give you. I did run a 22 second 200 once though. I've always been a short distance kind of guy.
usually that 100 speed, at least THAT kind of 100 speed would transfer into a 21 in the 200.
Well but then again, my 11.3 should transfer into at least a 23 but it certainly doesn't rofl. Glad to meet a fellow sprinter
Are you white? lol, its rare to find white guys this fast now days, not because they dont exist, but people of african decent in general seems to discourage Caucasian people from trying to sprint because most cases it seems laughable in comparison. ....but ANYWAYS that went WAY off topic rofl]\
But ya about the speed, i didnt bring up mine cuz i didnt feel that anyone would be able to relate but, i feel that people that can run sub 60 400's and 11's in the 100 at least have a decent chance of survival. lol if there is ever a zombie apocalypse we should get together and sprint down roads away from zombies for fun XD
-Equinox
"We're like the downtown of the Diablo related internet lol"
-Winged
If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last
By helping a neighbor
Or even a stranger
And to know who needs help
You need only just ask
Cool!! Yeah, I'm a white boy. In high school, I had a lot of black friends on the team, so I was always the slow one. I might start competing again if I can get into Chapman University. I would be the fastest at that school too. Hell, I'd probably be the fastest 400m runner too. The school isn't know for its athletics. But right now, running is just a hobby. I don't really care that much about it anymore, simply because I'm trying to get a little bit bigger upper body for my acting and modeling. For that, running is kinda counter productive.
I will definately look forward to meeting up with you to outsprint zombies. Once we get even faster, we can test ourselves by outsprinting zombie dogs. Now that would be a challenge.