Hmm alright something bad, well the bumps on some of the areas on my body aren't THAT important RIGHT!!!!???? jk jk. I just learned that I got the dread and HATED blue screen on my old laptop and now I have to wait until next paycheck to get another one
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All power resides in the mind, let it be unleashed, to those unsure let it overwhelm and eventually, destroy
hmm a few years ago i was helping my uncle cut wood... my thumb got pinched between 2 logs so naturally i yanked it out, but not thinking i pulled it out the back and then it got smashed by a 22 ton log splitter, i didnt even realize it... so 25+ stiches later and 3 months of not moving it, and i still have a thumb
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If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
i used to make bows at home as a hobby, not even good ones just to play around with. i was using a teethed hand saw and was sawing a branch after cutting it down from the tree. due to the thinness of the branch the saw was jumping alot as i tried to cut it. on one it sunk onto the top of my thumb. thankfully i did not precede and cut nerves though. i removed the very dirty (now slightly stained with blood) saw and notice the white of my bone. today i can fully use my thumb and it is just as sensitive as my other fingers.
Well once I was helping my brother bag his papers for his paper route, and we had to open up a new stack of newspapers to bag, but there was a thick plastic thing around it. So, my brother went inside to find my dad to get a knife, I found the box cutter on the steps, started to cut the plastic, I pulled to hard and the plastic just snapped, sending the old dull boxcutter straight into my chin/face...then my dad yelled at me for using the knife while I was bleeding every where : (
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i got the genius idea of ramping a rainbow rail and sliding down the other side... and i kinda went off center and missed the plastic part... but it was dang funny lol
silver should know about this lol
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If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
Well there was this one time that i was walking around a pool's edge at a campsite when my eyes caught a very good looking women. As my eyes moved up and down on her body and for some strange reason stopped on her chest i was still walking. Little did i know i was walking too close to the edge and my legged slipped in and hit the edge of the pool (which was straight and made of stone, no curve on it) and i felt a sting but it didn't seem to serious. So i jumped in the pool and my leg felt as if it was on fire. I looked down to see a hole the size of my fist and my leg bone staring back at my. 25 stiches on the inside and 40 on the outside later, i have a working leg with a big nike scar on it.
Edit: Oh yea the day i got my stiches removed i was a dumbass and played soccer and got kicked by cleats thus my wound reopened again and i had to get stiches for another three weeks. And also when i feel my scar i can feel right behind where nothing grew to replace it so its kind of like its hollow.
A few monthes ago, I was thirsty for some ice cold ice water.
I run downstairs and grab a glass, and I grab a fused chunk of ice cubes to put in it. I held the glass with one hand while I tried squeezing the solid chunk into the glass. Then I take my hand and smack it on the top, hoping for it to crumble in, but it didn't. Within half of a second, I had about a 3 inch shard of glass jabbed into the meaty part of my right hand, right under the thumb. Then I panicked and yanked the shard out and threw it down. I spread my gash with my other hand, and I turned pale after seeing all the blood flowing and fat in my incision.
Then my step-dad took me to the E.R. to get a stitch or two. Well, after the doctor saw it, he decided a metal staple would do better. So he puts the stapler device on my wound and tries puncturing one threw - without any numbing or pain killers. Then he notices that the staple didn't go in all the way, so he yanks it out and decides to do a couple practice ones on the gauze next to me. The staples rip and shread the gauze as they clamp in. So, as the docter lined up the device on my sore wound once again, I clasped the bed railing and closed my eyes hard. Then he punctured one threw and we were good to go!
Lol I got another, I was climbing a tree, don't know why, and it was kinda wet out because it rained a couple days ago, so I am pretty high, but whatta know I slip and luckily (or not) hold on to the branch so I slide down along it...and like I said, woulda been lucky if there wasn't a spike sticking out (aiming up) from a broken branch. Think about it...
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i was working as a mason tender, and was cutting bricks with a big circular saw on an arm. one of the bricks caught the blade and jumped and twisted my left thumb between the blade and the brick. the industrial saw jammed and stopped just short of removing my thumb, all that held it together was half a splintered bone. alll i remember after that was my boos yelling at me all the way to the ER. 22 months later still dont have a thumbnail, but at least i have a functional thumb
And Shepherds we shall beFor thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
This didn't happen to me, but I witnessed it :P...
While I was lifeguarding in WildWood New Jersey at Morey's Piers a kid about 10 years old comes down the speed slides. The lifegaurd at the top let an adult go down to soon after the kid... Well needless to say at the bottom the adult ran into the back of the kid. The adult planted his teeth in the back of the kids skull and lost em :/...Then the water turned red. It was nasty because I had to jump in and get these people, with blood floating around me :/
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for me, i just discovered my modem doesnt hve upnp support and i cant download using DC++ T.T
dumb story but its true.
silver should know about this lol
Edit: Oh yea the day i got my stiches removed i was a dumbass and played soccer and got kicked by cleats thus my wound reopened again and i had to get stiches for another three weeks. And also when i feel my scar i can feel right behind where nothing grew to replace it so its kind of like its hollow.
I run downstairs and grab a glass, and I grab a fused chunk of ice cubes to put in it. I held the glass with one hand while I tried squeezing the solid chunk into the glass. Then I take my hand and smack it on the top, hoping for it to crumble in, but it didn't. Within half of a second, I had about a 3 inch shard of glass jabbed into the meaty part of my right hand, right under the thumb. Then I panicked and yanked the shard out and threw it down. I spread my gash with my other hand, and I turned pale after seeing all the blood flowing and fat in my incision.
Then my step-dad took me to the E.R. to get a stitch or two. Well, after the doctor saw it, he decided a metal staple would do better. So he puts the stapler device on my wound and tries puncturing one threw - without any numbing or pain killers. Then he notices that the staple didn't go in all the way, so he yanks it out and decides to do a couple practice ones on the gauze next to me. The staples rip and shread the gauze as they clamp in. So, as the docter lined up the device on my sore wound once again, I clasped the bed railing and closed my eyes hard. Then he punctured one threw and we were good to go!
do u play proffesional football?
Anywho.....hmm......you know what, i really have got an uneventful life at the moment......
Gay......
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
While I was lifeguarding in WildWood New Jersey at Morey's Piers a kid about 10 years old comes down the speed slides. The lifegaurd at the top let an adult go down to soon after the kid... Well needless to say at the bottom the adult ran into the back of the kid. The adult planted his teeth in the back of the kids skull and lost em :/...Then the water turned red. It was nasty because I had to jump in and get these people, with blood floating around me :/