One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and
*corn flakes, dont be a bitch and ruin this game for everyone*
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly stuck to his
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You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot.
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You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes
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You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really piles of crap.
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One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really piles of crap. He touched them and cut his
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You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really piles of crap. He touched them and cut his fingernails on it but then he
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You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really piles of crap. He touched them and cut his fingernails on it but then he put his fingers
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really piles of crap. He touched them and cut his fingernails on it but then he put his fingers up his cavaty, which lead to
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really piles of crap. He touched them and cut his fingernails on it but then he put his fingers up his cavaty, which lead to his neighbor getting
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You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really piles of crap. He touched them and cut his fingernails on it but then he put his fingers up his cavaty, which lead to his neighbor getting it on video
One day bob got spanked by his mom, who is hot as hell. After Bob got head from this really really stupid blonde babe who, had HIV and add, adhd, pcp, PID, and various other std, drugs, gummybears, and fake pics of nude minions looking sheepish, but quite sexy. To cure all stupidity caused by red red wine which was really really good stuff. But the wine wasn't even red, it was green with bits of yellow green crackers that looked greenish, because they are aquamarine green with spiky hair and yellow spongebob pajamas that strip clubs used to sell at a local narcotics convention center. Bob must now go to the grocery store so he can buy tampons for his alter ego simply to be happy. Upon purchase, the grocery store began to summon trolls and monsters and ate them all to form a putrid slime monster. This monster liked baked ham sandwiches with bacon and Arby's horsey sauce. Later that day, Bob saw a radioactive potato with bubbles floating around and swallowing people with large ears, who always said, "Leave Me Monkeys!" In addition to that, Bob decided to eat a nutritious jellyfish which gave him AIDS. From there they killed evil jellyfish with ammonia from the anus of the most unholy midget stripper from porn heaven. After the annihilation, Bob ate a bisexual squirrel in haste because AIDS was making his throat hurt. He decided that bananas would be his new wife because they were soft and taste like freshly milked udders. After midnight, Bob tried to squeeze a morbidly fat sumo wrestler's left testicle that had been rearranged to an origami swan in most painful state at which they were first to become a glowing sphere of deltaco hotsauce packets. The pizza was tasting very bad because it was not cooked yet. Bob found out that his microwave had created a secret portal to a place built by the ancient stripper society who was very rough and ate kosher pig meat with milk and chocolates that were made of rancid tuna. Bob wanted to climb into the transporting machine that will bring him to arreat summit without his clothes, but weather conditions frost bit his pet alligators teeth which in turn made the tail look like a snow cone which Frostie the snowman then ate with SilVerSurFnStud and said," MMMMM this is like fried chicken." then, an unexpected occurrence happened involving a headless dog and two crippled elders who ate alligator organs roasted on cains lit farts, they went outside where they found some weird guy called JIMMY POPS he made a wonderful drink and he made it out out of hops and moonshine stuff combined with dirt. Someone then said, Where's my potato?! "In My ASS" (automatic shelving service). It replied from above: "You won't reach it unless the blue pill gets enchanted by a fallen shaman that was cooking some crystal meth. and so he summoned Bob over to join in with him, to the dance of the dead In the circle of fire he followed him, Into the middle he was led. Where he was accosted by the wacko jaco gang.they brung him long spiny poles with spikes on them and skewered knights who said: "why the hell do the bells ring so loud? we want rock hard candy balls with feathers and other tasty treats."then they were going down the chimney of hell because they wanted to meet baal and kick his mothers soccer ball at his head and raid his underwear drawer for crumbly candy bars and then he kicked their asses because they were too gay for his crew of homo deamon things that were really made out of chocolate that tasted good. so then the evil leprachaun said: "whos your daddy?" and then he jumped on the cows ass and ate its intestines because he thought they tasted like chicken and fried chilies with tobasco. next he swallowed his stupid hat that was red and that said," i love red hats like this." then he jumped of the trade so that he could visit hisold ass grandma in afgahnistan where she lives in a cave with osama bin laden because he's her sugar-daddy who bombs cool buildings and shit with bush his very best friend who liked oil but raised prices so he could kill us all. and our corpses will fill the empty oil barrels and we will call the knights to save the oil that bush saved for himself, because he's power-hungry and a big loser and a idiot. then the leprachaun kissed the grannie on the ass and got chlamydia to cook a big roast pig who was called telemachus the fat, but he wasn't very tasty without tobasco and chilies and apple pie that was kosher and tasted kinda like jewish pigmilk which tastes bad. bush and leprechaun have dirty sex with hussain and they said,"woohoo! when i feel like this i listen to bloodhound gang and UnderOath but im gay and i love pokemon and dragonballz as well as barbie and britney spears who dropped her walking stick and her baby in his nappies that made him crap all down his long legs and his retarded self said,"DEEDEEDEE!i like pie! yay for pie!im gonna cry!"then brittney screamed "im pregnant again! god who the fuck fucked me?!" Then Bob raised his hand and smacked her down and said " I'm your new master!" Then the soap fell to the ceiling. Bob exclaimed,"what the hell?! Why is my weiner so small?!" Ren and Stimpy said, as they washed theyr boots, "I wonder why the sun is so small compared to my ass?" And in this manner they died while holding a large lit torch and singing "O Canada we love to bomb bush!" Then he woke up and yelled,"i have crabs! and ill sell them to you for large amounts of cash and tobasco with pink chilies and some more oil dipped crabs with lobster butter and salty chips!"then bob got angry and killed his best friend who incedentally was actually a ninja also called bob because he was the same just a little different: better, smarter, uglyier. then he said," well look whos dying now? you stupid cow! i hate cows! so im gonna spill rotten soy-milk on you now to dissolve your evil aura powers! but his immunity is for ice soy-milk, making it nasty tasting shit!" so ignoring it, the cows all went to a different barn and felt up on horses and donkeys. then bob entered a gay bar, also known as: the pink chilie where he met a lumberjack who sang 'Im a lumberjack and im ok, i sleep all night and i work all day i cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavortry On wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea, i cut down trees i skip and jump, i love to press wild flowrs i put on womens clothing and hang around in bars i cut down trees, i wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear mama! "why are you singing that that shit?!"asked bob "wow" said the lumberjack "i just wanted to sing, i wasnt expecting the Spanish Inquisition" three men burst in and one man says "nobody expect the spanish inquisition! our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...Our two weapons are fear and surprise....and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... our four...no...Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surpirse.... oh we will come in again”. Bob remarked "wtf? Now Bob knows why spain is the worlds only country with no ketchup for our ice cream dipped toes that came from iraq where Saddam would use them as a drug dealers which sell korn and pirated copies of D2 that included adult hitler's most secret gay dildo mansion." So bob decided oysters taste like poo with cream which slowly moved up...and down his intestines towards the place where south parks mouse ate all the hot sauce and squeaked an awful lot. Little aliens from the moons brother came to bob and tryied to touch him in inappropriate places. but he smite them with his axe borrowed from his mom's brother darkjay who loved to chop carrots and penises off of people. At the excecutions he licked off mucas pouring from a mortal wound caused by a man-eating tomato. Then he left behind his special rabbit's penis, carried by Kebler the Awkward, so naturally it fell very odd and it was irreversibly turned into a huge purple foot. The unexpected event of an oversized fattie upset Kebler, so he took a bunsen burner and began to smoke up the room with small irregular positioned walls. Bob found a wall with dentures that looked like huge wet prunes but were really piles of crap. He touched them and cut his fingernails on it but then he put his fingers up his cavaty, which lead to his neighbor getting it on video and selling it for $200,000,000,000
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*corn flakes, dont be a bitch and ruin this game for everyone*
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......
You can tell the same lie a thousand times but it never gets any more true so close your eyes once more and once more believe that they all still believe in you......