Here was a boy named Sue that drank blood containing vaginal STDs originating from buttholes, that came from from no person. He mutated into a freaky thingamabobe that crawled in a trash can and ate pink bananas and cinnamon sprinkled motor oil. When he ventured into the Abyss, he photoshopped a little Christmas tree to summon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Doom, who could clean really fast. the blade which cut through the flesh of innocent, sweet children that ran circles screaming for their lives, slid cleanly into his unwashed asshole, mutilating their mental "shining" capability which, for some reason, made a noise. It sounded like a silly rubber tigh around a broken bugel horn. One of the children stood up, but because the colon was relaxed something fell out. It's color was anything but brown, although it had a "shining" to the way it, umm, shined? Anyway, the object was the manifistation of chicken vomit mixed with dog poo that tasted kinda like mommy's breast, and isn't it wierd that there seemed to be little bits of toxic radiated waste comming out of a giant asshole made of phoshpor.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Here was a boy named Sue that drank blood containing vaginal STDs originating from buttholes, that came from from no person. He mutated into a freaky thingamabobe that crawled in a trash can and ate pink bananas and cinnamon sprinkled motor oil. When he ventured into the Abyss, he photoshopped a little Christmas tree to summon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Doom, who could clean really fast. the blade which cut through the flesh of innocent, sweet children that ran circles screaming for their lives, slid cleanly into his unwashed asshole, mutilating their mental "shining" capability which, for some reason, made a noise. It sounded like a silly rubber tigh around a broken bugel horn. One of the children stood up, but because the colon was relaxed something fell out. It's color was anything but brown, although it had a "shining" to the way it, umm, shined? Anyway, the object was the manifistation of chicken vomit mixed with dog poo that tasted kinda like mommy's breast, and isn't it wierd that there seemed to be little bits of toxic radiated waste comming out of a giant asshole made of phoshpor.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived
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It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
Here was a boy named Sue that drank blood containing vaginal STDs originating from buttholes, that came from from no person. He mutated into a freaky thingamabobe that crawled in a trash can and ate pink bananas and cinnamon sprinkled motor oil. When he ventured into the Abyss, he photoshopped a little Christmas tree to summon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Doom, who could clean really fast. the blade which cut through the flesh of innocent, sweet children that ran circles screaming for their lives, slid cleanly into his unwashed asshole, mutilating their mental "shining" capability which, for some reason, made a noise. It sounded like a silly rubber tigh around a broken bugel horn. One of the children stood up, but because the colon was relaxed something fell out. It's color was anything but brown, although it had a "shining" to the way it, umm, shined? Anyway, the object was the manifistation of chicken vomit mixed with dog poo that tasted kinda like mommy's breast, and isn't it wierd that there seemed to be little bits of toxic radiated waste comming out of a giant asshole made of phoshpor.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived, then they danced
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Here was a boy named Sue that drank blood containing vaginal STDs originating from buttholes, that came from from no person. He mutated into a freaky thingamabobe that crawled in a trash can and ate pink bananas and cinnamon sprinkled motor oil. When he ventured into the Abyss, he photoshopped a little Christmas tree to summon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Doom, who could clean really fast. the blade which cut through the flesh of innocent, sweet children that ran circles screaming for their lives, slid cleanly into his unwashed asshole, mutilating their mental "shining" capability which, for some reason, made a noise. It sounded like a silly rubber tigh around a broken bugel horn. One of the children stood up, but because the colon was relaxed something fell out. It's color was anything but brown, although it had a "shining" to the way it, umm, shined? Anyway, the object was the manifistation of chicken vomit mixed with dog poo that tasted kinda like mommy's breast, and isn't it wierd that there seemed to be little bits of toxic radiated waste comming out of a giant asshole made of phoshpor.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived, then they danced to the tune by Michael Jackson
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Here was a boy named Sue that drank blood containing vaginal STDs originating from buttholes, that came from from no person. He mutated into a freaky thingamabobe that crawled in a trash can and ate pink bananas and cinnamon sprinkled motor oil. When he ventured into the Abyss, he photoshopped a little Christmas tree to summon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Doom, who could clean really fast. the blade which cut through the flesh of innocent, sweet children that ran circles screaming for their lives, slid cleanly into his unwashed asshole, mutilating their mental "shining" capability which, for some reason, made a noise. It sounded like a silly rubber tigh around a broken bugel horn. One of the children stood up, but because the colon was relaxed something fell out. It's color was anything but brown, although it had a "shining" to the way it, umm, shined? Anyway, the object was the manifistation of chicken vomit mixed with dog poo that tasted kinda like mommy's breast, and isn't it wierd that there seemed to be little bits of toxic radiated waste comming out of a giant asshole made of phoshpor.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived, then they danced to the tune by Michael Jackson but then Diablo all of a
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"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Here was a boy named Sue that drank blood containing vaginal STDs originating from buttholes, that came from from no person. He mutated into a freaky thingamabobe that crawled in a trash can and ate pink bananas and cinnamon sprinkled motor oil. When he ventured into the Abyss, he photoshopped a little Christmas tree to summon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Doom, who could clean really fast. the blade which cut through the flesh of innocent, sweet children that ran circles screaming for their lives, slid cleanly into his unwashed asshole, mutilating their mental "shining" capability which, for some reason, made a noise. It sounded like a silly rubber tigh around a broken bugel horn. One of the children stood up, but because the colon was relaxed something fell out. It's color was anything but brown, although it had a "shining" to the way it, umm, shined? Anyway, the object was the manifistation of chicken vomit mixed with dog poo that tasted kinda like mommy's breast, and isn't it wierd that there seemed to be little bits of toxic radiated waste comming out of a giant asshole made of phoshpor.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived, then they danced to the tune by Michael Jackson but then Diablo all of a sudden ate the michael jackson CD
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It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
Here was a boy named Sue that drank blood containing vaginal STDs originating from buttholes, that came from from no person. He mutated into a freaky thingamabobe that crawled in a trash can and ate pink bananas and cinnamon sprinkled motor oil. When he ventured into the Abyss, he photoshopped a little Christmas tree to summon the Everlasting Gobstopper of Doom, who could clean really fast. the blade which cut through the flesh of innocent, sweet children that ran circles screaming for their lives, slid cleanly into his unwashed asshole, mutilating their mental "shining" capability which, for some reason, made a noise. It sounded like a silly rubber tigh around a broken bugel horn. One of the children stood up, but because the colon was relaxed something fell out. It's color was anything but brown, although it had a "shining" to the way it, umm, shined? Anyway, the object was the manifistation of chicken vomit mixed with dog poo that tasted kinda like mommy's breast, and isn't it wierd that there seemed to be little bits of toxic radiated waste comming out of a giant asshole made of phoshpor.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived, then they danced to the tune by Michael Jackson but then Diablo all of a sudden ate the michael jackson CD and the story sadly ends here.
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It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
[One day, an old man was] worried that he was going to die because of being hammered by a violent ghost. He then realized
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
[One day, an old man was] worried that he was going to die because of being hammered by a violent ghost. He then realized he could escape by hammering his
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Smiling is infectious.
Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun! Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
[One day, an old man was] worried that he was going to die because of being hammered by a violent ghost. He then realized he could escape by hammering his fat cock into
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"There's no doughnuts in Diablo. Oohhhh, I just threw it down. BlizzCon exclusive: no doughnuts. -Jay Wilson
[One day, an old man was] worried that he was going to die because of being hammered by a violent ghost. He then realized he could escape by hammering his fat cock into the ghost's heart
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It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
[One day, an old man was] worried that he was going to die because of being hammered by a violent ghost. He then realized he could escape by hammering his fat cock into the ghost's heart and then eat
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"There's no doughnuts in Diablo. Oohhhh, I just threw it down. BlizzCon exclusive: no doughnuts. -Jay Wilson
[One day, an old man was] worried that he was going to die because of being hammered by a violent ghost. He then realized he could escape by hammering his fat cock into the ghost's heart and then eat the ghost's flesh
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It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
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Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived, then they danced
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived, then they danced to the tune by Michael Jackson
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived, then they danced to the tune by Michael Jackson but then Diablo all of a
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived, then they danced to the tune by Michael Jackson but then Diablo all of a sudden ate the michael jackson CD
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
Although some suspect playing Diablo is a good reason for ignoring real-life Man made disasters when Diablo would start sucking minds for ignoring real-life brain eating bacterias causing Man made electronic automatic rechargable disasters.
Also funny is this nonsense about that boy creeping in the night while eating pie.
About those buttholes, filled with radiation and became HUGE nipples. While the assholes became smaller a random bomb went off in somebodys stomach causing high cholesterol and a great big TV show, which was so haunted that Zubin started to scream loudly at his pet that was a plastic spoon named anti dirty water so then he started petting it and one day he petted it so hard That he fell onto a spike-filled pool with red wine and dirty water.Then he died a sexy death but unfortunatly that other guy was also dead so he stayed dead for about a year until Diablo came and pissed on him, being revived, then they danced to the tune by Michael Jackson but then Diablo all of a sudden ate the michael jackson CD and the story sadly ends here.
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
(Keep the intro in brackets)
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
(Umm, okay then...)
"Cards and flowers on your window, your friends all plead for you to stay,
sometimes beginnings aren't so simple, sometimes goodbye's the only way."
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.
It's the decisions you make when you have no time to make them that define who you are.