Binkles the frog is a troubled fellow. Originally, he was the son of Diablo and would often enjoy long strolls of terror in the park as father son bonding time. His real name was Durance and he was rather close to his father. One day on one of those strolls a typical hero type decided to trick Diablo and take his beloved son from him. This hero's name was Tyrael, who at the time was about 17 years of age. So, Tyrael disguised himself as a carnival man who sold all sorts of knickknacks and knew ahead of time which one would be chosen. Diablo and Durance noticed the carnival and Diablo wished to continue, however, Durance was intrigued and begged his father to go into the carnival. Upon entrance Tyrael stated that it was father son day at the carnival and they would be allowed admittance and anything their hearts desired for free. Diablo, heart-warmed by this offer took his son inside and did everything imaginable there. Before they took their leave, Tyrael implored them to have a look at his knickknacks. One in particular stood out above all the rest. It was a curious object in the shape of a marionette with glowing red eyes. Drawn in by the possessive powers of the marionette imbued by Tyrael's magic, Durance chose it for his own. Diablo and Durance thanked Tyrael for his hospitality and wished him a long and healthy life. Upon arriving at Diablo's humble abode, Durance went straight to his room to play with his newly acquired toy. He imagined he was away in some far off land exploring the world on his own. Everything seemed different now, there were places to go and things to see. Things, that he never dreamed of being able to comprehend holed up with his father. Then, he felt that he understood the marionette, that they had a sort of unspoken connection. It was upon the realization of that connection that the marionette spoke to the boy. He said, "Durance, you have now realized what lies ahead of you young traveler. However, it seems that you are limited under the rule of your father. Listen to what I have to say, I can allow you to see things you otherwise would never have known existed. Through me, I can allow you to see and roam the world with all its delights and delicacies for your own. If you so desire for these things, all you have to do is say so, and they are yours." Durance, after a long train of thought decided he would take the marionette up on his offer, and see the world. As soon as he said the words, "I desire these things" there was a whirl of light and voices speaking of the horrors that were to come. They told him of how his father would walk the earth and take a reign of terror upon the loss of his son. Diablo, through the pain of losing his only child, would swear revenge on Tyrael and the rest of the world's inhabitants. After the lights disappeared, Durance found himself in a far off land with limited mobility and sight. It was almost as if everything seemed much larger than it had before. Then he began to remember the words of the marionette and wondered if this was his opportunity to see the world. He hopped from place to place delighting in all that he saw, but alas, he could not fully enjoy it for the marionette had cursed him to roam the world as a frog. Durance after a few years met his father and tried to explain himself, however, all Diablo heard was *ribbit* *ribbit* *ribbit*. Fortunately, Diablo felt a sort of connection with him, almost an inspiration. Thus, he named the frog Binkle—The energy created (a zizz) when you really connect with someone, or something that inspires you (even yourself). Henceforth, he became known as Binkles the frog whom Diablo favored though he did not know why. There was so much unspoken pain that Durance could never communicate to his father, though he was with him, he could not understand him. Thus, one night in a rush of agony Durance fled into the night whereupon people wondered of his origin. Durance wished to tell them, but unfortunately the only thing that they could know about him was that Diablo named him Binkles the frog. Upon the loss of his inspiration Diablo renewed his vow for vengeance against Tyrael and unleashed Hell across the world. To this day, Binkles the frog roams the earth searching for the man who gave him the marionette. The man who damned him to a life without companionship, this man, is Tyrael.
Binkles the frog is a troubled fellow. Originally, he was the son of Diablo and would often enjoy long strolls of terror in the park as father son bonding time. His real name was Durance and he was rather close to his father. One day on one of those strolls a typical hero type decided to trick Diablo and take his beloved son from him. This hero's name was Tyrael, who at the time was about 17 years of age. So, Tyrael disguised himself as a carnival man who sold all sorts of knickknacks and knew ahead of time which one would be chosen. Diablo and Durance noticed the carnival and Diablo wished to continue, however, Durance was intrigued and begged his father to go into the carnival. Upon entrance Tyrael stated that it was father son day at the carnival and they would be allowed admittance and anything their hearts desired for free. Diablo, heart-warmed by this offer took his son inside and did everything imaginable there. Before they took their leave, Tyrael implored them to have a look at his knickknacks. One in particular stood out above all the rest. It was a curious object in the shape of a marionette with glowing red eyes. Drawn in by the possessive powers of the marionette imbued by Tyrael's magic, Durance chose it for his own. Diablo and Durance thanked Tyrael for his hospitality and wished him a long and healthy life. Upon arriving at Diablo's humble abode, Durance went straight to his room to play with his newly acquired toy. He imagined he was away in some far off land exploring the world on his own. Everything seemed different now, there were places to go and things to see. Things, that he never dreamed of being able to comprehend holed up with his father. Then, he felt that he understood the marionette, that they had a sort of unspoken connection. It was upon the realization of that connection that the marionette spoke to the boy. He said, "Durance, you have now realized what lies ahead of you young traveler. However, it seems that you are limited under the rule of your father. Listen to what I have to say, I can allow you to see things you otherwise would never have known existed. Through me, I can allow you to see and roam the world with all its delights and delicacies for your own. If you so desire for these things, all you have to do is say so, and they are yours." Durance, after a long train of thought decided he would take the marionette up on his offer, and see the world. As soon as he said the words, "I desire these things" there was a whirl of light and voices speaking of the horrors that were to come. They told him of how his father would walk the earth and take a reign of terror upon the loss of his son. Diablo, through the pain of losing his only child, would swear revenge on Tyrael and the rest of the world's inhabitants. After the lights disappeared, Durance found himself in a far off land with limited mobility and sight. It was almost as if everything seemed much larger than it had before. Then he began to remember the words of the marionette and wondered if this was his opportunity to see the world. He hopped from place to place delighting in all that he saw, but alas, he could not fully enjoy it for the marionette had cursed him to roam the world as a frog. Durance after a few years met his father and tried to explain himself, however, all Diablo heard was *ribbit* *ribbit* *ribbit*. Fortunately, Diablo felt a sort of connection with him, almost an inspiration. Thus, he named the frog Binkle—The energy created (a zizz) when you really connect with someone, or something that inspires you (even yourself). Henceforth, he became known as Binkles the frog whom Diablo favored though he did not know why. There was so much unspoken pain that Durance could never communicate to his father, though he was with him, he could not understand him. Thus, one night in a rush of agony Durance fled into the night whereupon people wondered of his origin. Durance wished to tell them, but unfortunately the only thing that they could know about him was that Diablo named him Binkles the frog. Upon the loss of his inspiration Diablo renewed his vow for vengeance against Tyrael and unleashed Hell across the world. To this day, Binkles the frog roams the earth searching for the man who gave him the marionette. The man who damned him to a life without companionship, this man, is Tyrael.
Binkles the frog is a troubled fellow. Originally, he was the son of Diablo and would often enjoy long strolls of terror in the park as father son bonding time. His real name was Durance and he was rather close to his father. One day on one of those strolls a typical hero type decided to trick Diablo and take his beloved son from him. This hero's name was Tyrael, who at the time was about 17 years of age. So, Tyrael disguised himself as a festive man who sold all sorts of knickknacks and knew ahead of time which one would be chosen. Diablo and Durance noticed the festival and Diablo wished to continue, however, Durance was intrigued and begged his father to go into the festival. Upon entrance Tyrael stated that it was father son day at the festival and they would be allowed admittance and anything their hearts desired for free. Diablo, heart-warmed by this offer took his son inside and did everything imaginable there. Before they took their leave, Tyrael implored them to have a look at his knickknacks. One in particular stood out above all the rest. It was a curious object in the shape of a marionette with glowing red eyes. Drawn in by the possessive powers of the marionette imbued by Tyrael's magic, Durance chose it for his own. Diablo and Durance thanked Tyrael for his hospitality and wished him a long and healthy life. Upon arriving at Diablo's humble abode, Durance went straight to his room to play with his newly acquired toy. He imagined he was away in some far off land exploring the world on his own. Everything seemed different now, there were places to go and things to see. Things, that he never dreamed of being able to comprehend holed up with his father. Then, he felt that he understood the marionette, that they had a sort of unspoken connection. It was upon the realization of that connection that the marionette spoke to the boy. He said, "Durance, you have now realized what lies ahead of you young traveler. However, it seems that you are limited under the rule of your father. Listen to what I have to say, I can allow you to see things you otherwise would never have known existed. Through me, I can allow you to see and roam the world with all its delights and delicacies for your own. If you so desire for these things, all you have to do is say so, and they are yours." Durance, after a long train of thought decided he would take the marionette up on his offer, and see the world. As soon as he said the words, "I desire these things" there was a whirl of light and voices speaking of the horrors that were to come. They told him of how his father would walk the earth and take a reign of terror upon the loss of his son. Diablo, through the pain of losing his only child, would swear revenge on Tyrael and the rest of the world's inhabitants. After the lights disappeared, Durance found himself in a far off land with limited mobility and sight. It was almost as if everything seemed much larger than it had before. Then he began to remember the words of the marionette and wondered if this was his opportunity to see the world. He hopped from place to place delighting in all that he saw, but alas, he could not fully enjoy it for the marionette had cursed him to roam the world as a frog. Durance after a few years met his father and tried to explain himself, however, all Diablo heard was *ribbit* *ribbit* *ribbit*. Fortunately, Diablo felt a sort of connection with him, almost an inspiration. Thus, he named the frog Binkle—The energy created (a zizz) when you really connect with someone, or something that inspires you (even yourself). Henceforth, he became known as Binkles the frog whom Diablo favored though he did not know why. There was so much unspoken pain that Durance could never communicate to his father, though he was with him, he could not understand him. Thus, one night in a rush of agony Durance fled into the night whereupon people wondered of his origin. Durance wished to tell them, but unfortunately the only thing that they could know about him was that Diablo named him Binkles the frog. Upon the loss of his inspiration Diablo renewed his vow for vengeance against Tyrael and unleashed Hell across the world. To this day, Binkles the frog roams the earth searching for the man who gave him the marionette. The man who damned him to a life without companionship, this man, is Tyrael.
Binkles the frog lived happily in the tristram central town fountain and was Deckard Cain's pet.
The fountain was from a magical spring deep below the ground and even if the magic was weak after so many centuries , it granted extended healing and magical life to anyone exposed to it's water for a long period of time, that's why Deckard Cain was always near it and also enjoyed it's magical benefits having lived for so long...
When Tristram was overrun & destroyed by the hordes of evil, Binkles was picked up by a stranger who came trough a red magical portal during the battle to free Deckard Cain who was imprisoned and would not leave unless his pet frog was also taken to safety.
Binkles now roams sanctuary in an endless search for Deckard Cain.
Binkles the frog is a troubled fellow. Originally, he was the son of Diablo and would often enjoy long strolls of terror as father son bonding time. His real name was Durance and he was rather close to his father. One day on one of those strolls a typical hero type decided to trick Diablo and take his beloved son from him. This hero's name was Tyrael, who at the time was about 17 years of age. So, Tyrael disguised himself as a festive man who sold all sorts of knickknacks and knew ahead of time which one would be chosen. Diablo and Durance noticed the festival and Diablo wished to continue, however, Durance was intrigued and begged his father to go into the festival. Upon entrance Tyrael stated that it was father son day at the festival and they would be allowed admittance and anything their hearts desired for free. Diablo, heart-warmed by this offer took his son inside and did everything imaginable there. Before they took their leave, Tyrael implored them to have a look at his knickknacks. One in particular stood out above all the rest. It was a curious object in the shape of a marionette with glowing red eyes. Drawn in by the possessive powers of the marionette imbued by Tyrael's magic, Durance chose it for his own. Diablo and Durance thanked Tyrael for his hospitality and wished him a long and healthy life. Upon arriving at Diablo's humble abode, Durance went straight to his room to play with his newly acquired toy. He imagined he was away in some far off land exploring the world on his own. Everything seemed different now, there were places to go and things to see. Things, that he never dreamed of being able to comprehend holed up with his father. Then, he felt that he understood the marionette, that they had a sort of unspoken connection. It was upon the realization of that connection that the marionette spoke to the boy. He said, "Durance, you have now realized what lies ahead of you young traveler. However, it seems that you are limited under the rule of your father. Listen to what I have to say, I can allow you to see things you otherwise would never have known existed. Through me, I can allow you to see and roam the world with all its delights and delicacies for your own. If you so desire for these things, all you have to do is say so, and they are yours." Durance, after a long train of thought decided he would take the marionette up on his offer, and see the world. As soon as he said the words, "I desire these things" there was a whirl of light and voices speaking of the horrors that were to come. They told him of how his father would walk the earth and take a reign of terror upon the loss of his son. Diablo, through the pain of losing his only child, would swear revenge on Tyrael and the rest of the world's inhabitants. After the lights disappeared, Durance found himself in a far off land with limited mobility and sight. It was almost as if everything seemed much larger than it had before. Then he began to remember the words of the marionette and wondered if this was his opportunity to see the world. He hopped from place to place delighting in all that he saw, but alas, he could not fully enjoy it for the marionette had cursed him to roam the world as a frog. Durance after a few years met his father and tried to explain himself, however, all Diablo heard was *ribbit* *ribbit* *ribbit*. Fortunately, Diablo felt a sort of connection with him, almost an inspiration. Thus, he named the frog Binkle—The energy created (a zizz) when you really connect with someone, or something that inspires you (even yourself). Henceforth, he became known as Binkles the frog whom Diablo favored though he did not know why. There was so much unspoken pain that Durance could never communicate to his father, though he was with him, he could not understand him. Thus, one night in a rush of agony Durance fled into the night whereupon people wondered of his origin. Durance wished to tell them, but unfortunately the only thing that they could know about him was that Diablo named him Binkles the frog. Upon the loss of his inspiration Diablo renewed his vow for vengeance against Tyrael and unleashed Hell across the world. To this day, Binkles the frog roams the earth searching for the man who gave him the marionette. The man who damned him to a life without companionship, this man, is Tyrael.
Binkles wasn't always a frog. He was actually a prince. And his name wasn't Binkles, it was Charles. But legend goes that he was once a forgot prince of Westmarch. During the war with King Leoric's army, he thought that attacking the town of Tristram would focus Leoric's vision onto assassination then war. But on his travels to Tristram, he met a witch. This wasn't a normal witch with a long nose, warts, and black cats. No, this was a normal looking woman who struck his fancy. After a few too many drinks, he spilled his mission to her. With the witch not liking his mission, she turned him into a frog. But she kept him and started to call him Chuck. But after the problems at Tristram, the witch found herself with a little girl. To try to make the frog more friendly to her daughter, she changed his name to Binkles. But problems occurred that forced the witch to leave her daughter and took Binkles with her. While she was running, she dropped the cage of Binkles from a cliff and kept running. That was the last time he was seen alive but it is rumored that Binkles survived the fall and travels around Khanduras and his last sighting was near the town of New Tristram.
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I don't always burn. But when I do, I use hellfire.
After Tyrael brought down his holy judgement upon the world stone, mount Arreat was destroyed into nothing more than a piteous and abyssal crater. Surprisingly, even with its surroundings incinerated, at the centre of the crater remained a small shining gem. Unlike his brothers,Diablo and Mephisto, Baal's soul stone was still intact. Even with his physical body destroyed, Baal still existed in the mortal plane due the very nature of the stone. However, to assert his evil will upon sanctuary once again, Baal needed a suitable vessel...
Years had passed by, until a frog came hopping to the epicentre of the crater. The frog mesmerised by the stone, almost drawn by its eerie yellowish glow, obediently swallowed it whole. With renewed demonic speed, the frog hopped away... it always hopped towards the east... hopping to find the next suitable vessel for the lord of destruction!
"Ah, my young apprentice, even we have myths dat are only known ta us. It is said dat da great Witchdoctor Penkac once battled hordes of demons wit' nothing but da blowgun in his hand and da trusty frog, Binkles at his side. After 4 days and 4 nights, da demons lay dead at his feat and our hero was victorious. However, da battle proved too perilous and shortly after, Penkac succumbed to da wounds. As for da frog, Binkles, we cannot say for certain.
However, if you be true to da voodoo, it's been said dat you can summon da great Binkles in times of extreme danger and peril. He appears on da battlefield and when da fighting be over, disappears without a trace. If you eva be fortunate enough ta conjure up dis legendary creature, count your blessings for da voodoo bein' kind to ya dat day."
-Witchdoctor Master
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Oh pitiful shadow lost in the darkness,
Bringing torment and pain to others.
Your damned soul wallowing in your sin.
Perhaps... it is time to die.
Binkles the frog - a friendly in nature frog who's curiosity has gotten the best of him. This little guy has no fear and hops around tristram all day. Evil and darkness engulf the shadows and Binkles the frog faces these forces one hop a time. He has no home nor owner, the town is his domain and to all those who see him say "hello" for Binkles the frog can grant you good luck so says the wise tale.
The sun rises on new Tristram
Where an epic rap battle
is about to begin
Mayor Holus: “A weird looking amphibian in my town,
likely more troubles to give me a frown”
Binkles: “Yo yo dawg, I’m Binkles the frog
Checkin’ out New Tristram right out of my bog
By my yellow spots, I don’t mean any harm
Just seein’ if there’s some epic loot to farm
Mayor Holus: “Well, we don’t need you, a spotted pest,
I have 5 new heroes to do my behest”
Barbarian, Monk, and Wizard are three
Witch Doctor and Demon Hunter will make you flee
Witch Doctor: “Yo, I’m the ‘W’ ‘M’ to the magic finding ‘D’
Hailing all the way from jungles in Taganzie
Binkles, you’re just a tiny little guy
I summon three of you with a mighty cry
Binkles: “Dude, I’m a frog and you summon toads,
Get out of my sight and hit the road.
Can’t tell the differences, it’s even in my name,
Idiot, have fun surviving Diablo endgame.”
Demon Hunter “Binkles, what could you possibly do to a foe,
Have you seen my legendary long bow?
It’s cool shelf bro, using bombs and a crow.
I’ma kill all the demons, just so you know
Binkles: “Cool shelf? The old meme, cool shelf?
Seriously, you ain’t nothing but a wannabe night elf
“If you think bows and pets are new and cool
go back to WoW you 12 year-old-tool.”
Wizard: “Arcane is the name of the game,
It’s the power behind my fame.
Haven’t heard of me, well that’s a shame
Haters, I’ll consume you all with lightning and flame”
Binkles: “Arcane is lame, a few sparkles and you’re out of power
Fool, you go out there and you won’t last an hour.
Being green ain’t easy but it’s where it’s at.
You got no parlor trick that can compete with that!”
Monk: “Holy crit! Yeah, I’m in the room
The most disciplined Sanctuary toon
My bo staff and shukos will spell your doom
My auras heal but you’d be dead too soon”
Binkles: “I hear you call down pillars of the church?
But you’re skillz aren’t awesome, it leaves you in a lurch.
Double dotted forehead and shining scalp, it’s so bright
Give your bo staff back to Napoleon Dynamite.
Barbarian: “I defeat enemies with pure brute strength, you see,
Your rhymes are good but they can’t defeat me.
My biceps make demons cower and ladies swoon,
I’ll slam my hammer and send you to the moon.”
Binkles: “You can’t rap battle with me, I invented hip-hop.
Ribbit! Magic Finder, you know I won’t stop.
You might be best moon physics at item farming
But give me and kiss and we’ll see whose prince charming.”
The sun now set on the battle, with Binkles the victor
Looks like he’s a New Tristram permanent fixture.
The sun rises on new Tristram
Where an epic rap battle
is about to begin
Mayor Holus: “A weird looking amphibian in my town,
likely more troubles to give me a frown”
Binkles: “Yo yo dawg, I’m Binkles the frog
Checkin’ out New Tristram right out of my bog
By my yellow spots, I don’t mean any harm
Just seein’ if there’s some epic loot to farm
Mayor Holus: “Well, we don’t need you, a spotted pest,
I have 5 new heroes to do my behest”
Barbarian, Monk, and Wizard are three
Witch Doctor and Demon Hunter will make you flee
Witch Doctor: “Yo, I’m the ‘W’ ‘M’ to the magic finding ‘D’
Hailing all the way from jungles in Taganzie
Binkles, you’re just a tiny little guy
I summon three of you with a mighty cry
Binkles: “Dude, I’m a frog and you summon toads,
Get out of my sight and hit the road.
Can’t tell the differences, it’s even in my name,
Idiot, have fun surviving Diablo endgame.”
Demon Hunter “Binkles, what could you possibly do to a foe,
Have you seen my legendary long bow?
It’s cool shelf bro, using bombs and a crow.
I’ma kill all the demons, just so you know
Binkles: “Cool shelf? The old meme, cool shelf?
Seriously, you ain’t nothing but a wannabe night elf
“If you think bows and pets are new and cool
go back to WoW you 12 year-old-tool.”
Wizard: “Arcane is the name of the game,
It’s the power behind my fame.
Haven’t heard of me, well that’s a shame
Haters, I’ll consume you all with lightning and flame”
Binkles: “Arcane is lame, a few sparkles and you’re out of power
Fool, you go out there and you won’t last an hour.
Being green ain’t easy but it’s where it’s at.
You got no parlor trick that can compete with that!”
Monk: “Holy crit! Yeah, I’m in the room
The most disciplined Sanctuary toon
My bo staff and shukos will spell your doom
My auras heal but you’d be dead too soon”
Binkles: “I hear you call down pillars of the church?
But your skillz aren’t awesome, it leaves you in a lurch.
Double dotted forehead and shining scalp, it’s so bright
Give your bo staff back to Napoleon Dynamite.
Barbarian: “I defeat enemies with pure brute strength, you see,
Your rhymes are good but they can’t defeat me.
My biceps make demons cower and ladies swoon,
I’ll slam my hammer and send you to the moon.”
Binkles: “You can’t rap battle with me, I invented hip-hop.
Ribbit! Magic Finder, you know I won’t stop.
You might be best at moon physics and item farming
But give me and kiss and we’ll see whose prince charming.”
The sun now set on the battle, with Binkles the victor
Looks like he’s a New Tristram permanent fixture.
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The fountain was from a magical spring deep below the ground and even if the magic was weak after so many centuries , it granted extended healing and magical life to anyone exposed to it's water for a long period of time, that's why Deckard Cain was always near it and also enjoyed it's magical benefits having lived for so long...
When Tristram was overrun & destroyed by the hordes of evil, Binkles was picked up by a stranger who came trough a red magical portal during the battle to free Deckard Cain who was imprisoned and would not leave unless his pet frog was also taken to safety.
Binkles now roams sanctuary in an endless search for Deckard Cain.
B
With nothing left to pass but this endless wretched haze,
A man stumbles through his painful remaining days.
When drink wasn’t enough to dilute his memory,
He turned to a magical item from a witches inventory.
Adria promised a clear mind and soul,
From a gift so magical to it was hard let go.
If he swallowed this runestone of unknown powers,
He would be rid of the nightmare of countless hours.
He took in this craft chased by the ale that now fails him,
Transmuted! Transformed! He gazed at a giant wooden limb.
No more painful images; no Butcher, no Lazarus, no more ‘stupid dogs’,
Farewell Farnham’s troubled mind and soul, goodbye wretched fogs.
From a face-full of painful, well-earned wrinkles,
Attuned was a worry free creature, happy to be called Binkles.
After Tyrael brought down his holy judgement upon the world stone, mount Arreat was destroyed into nothing more than a piteous and abyssal crater. Surprisingly, even with its surroundings incinerated, at the centre of the crater remained a small shining gem. Unlike his brothers,Diablo and Mephisto, Baal's soul stone was still intact. Even with his physical body destroyed, Baal still existed in the mortal plane due the very nature of the stone. However, to assert his evil will upon sanctuary once again, Baal needed a suitable vessel...
Years had passed by, until a frog came hopping to the epicentre of the crater. The frog mesmerised by the stone, almost drawn by its eerie yellowish glow, obediently swallowed it whole. With renewed demonic speed, the frog hopped away... it always hopped towards the east... hopping to find the next suitable vessel for the lord of destruction!
However, if you be true to da voodoo, it's been said dat you can summon da great Binkles in times of extreme danger and peril. He appears on da battlefield and when da fighting be over, disappears without a trace. If you eva be fortunate enough ta conjure up dis legendary creature, count your blessings for da voodoo bein' kind to ya dat day."
-Witchdoctor Master
Bringing torment and pain to others.
Your damned soul wallowing in your sin.
Perhaps...
it is time to die.
born in a hollow log
but no one has seen him
for he was killed by a demon
and now haunts the new tristram bog
Call Diablo a girl and see what happens....nuff said!
Where an epic rap battle
is about to begin
Mayor Holus: “A weird looking amphibian in my town,
likely more troubles to give me a frown”
Binkles: “Yo yo dawg, I’m Binkles the frog
Checkin’ out New Tristram right out of my bog
By my yellow spots, I don’t mean any harm
Just seein’ if there’s some epic loot to farm
Mayor Holus: “Well, we don’t need you, a spotted pest,
I have 5 new heroes to do my behest”
Barbarian, Monk, and Wizard are three
Witch Doctor and Demon Hunter will make you flee
Witch Doctor: “Yo, I’m the ‘W’ ‘M’ to the magic finding ‘D’
Hailing all the way from jungles in Taganzie
Binkles, you’re just a tiny little guy
I summon three of you with a mighty cry
Binkles: “Dude, I’m a frog and you summon toads,
Get out of my sight and hit the road.
Can’t tell the differences, it’s even in my name,
Idiot, have fun surviving Diablo endgame.”
Demon Hunter “Binkles, what could you possibly do to a foe,
Have you seen my legendary long bow?
It’s cool shelf bro, using bombs and a crow.
I’ma kill all the demons, just so you know
Binkles: “Cool shelf? The old meme, cool shelf?
Seriously, you ain’t nothing but a wannabe night elf
“If you think bows and pets are new and cool
go back to WoW you 12 year-old-tool.”
Wizard: “Arcane is the name of the game,
It’s the power behind my fame.
Haven’t heard of me, well that’s a shame
Haters, I’ll consume you all with lightning and flame”
Binkles: “Arcane is lame, a few sparkles and you’re out of power
Fool, you go out there and you won’t last an hour.
Being green ain’t easy but it’s where it’s at.
You got no parlor trick that can compete with that!”
Monk: “Holy crit! Yeah, I’m in the room
The most disciplined Sanctuary toon
My bo staff and shukos will spell your doom
My auras heal but you’d be dead too soon”
Binkles: “I hear you call down pillars of the church?
But you’re skillz aren’t awesome, it leaves you in a lurch.
Double dotted forehead and shining scalp, it’s so bright
Give your bo staff back to Napoleon Dynamite.
Barbarian: “I defeat enemies with pure brute strength, you see,
Your rhymes are good but they can’t defeat me.
My biceps make demons cower and ladies swoon,
I’ll slam my hammer and send you to the moon.”
Binkles: “You can’t rap battle with me, I invented hip-hop.
Ribbit! Magic Finder, you know I won’t stop.
You might be best moon physics at item farming
But give me and kiss and we’ll see whose prince charming.”
The sun now set on the battle, with Binkles the victor
Looks like he’s a New Tristram permanent fixture.
Where an epic rap battle
is about to begin
Mayor Holus: “A weird looking amphibian in my town,
likely more troubles to give me a frown”
Binkles: “Yo yo dawg, I’m Binkles the frog
Checkin’ out New Tristram right out of my bog
By my yellow spots, I don’t mean any harm
Just seein’ if there’s some epic loot to farm
Mayor Holus: “Well, we don’t need you, a spotted pest,
I have 5 new heroes to do my behest”
Barbarian, Monk, and Wizard are three
Witch Doctor and Demon Hunter will make you flee
Witch Doctor: “Yo, I’m the ‘W’ ‘M’ to the magic finding ‘D’
Hailing all the way from jungles in Taganzie
Binkles, you’re just a tiny little guy
I summon three of you with a mighty cry
Binkles: “Dude, I’m a frog and you summon toads,
Get out of my sight and hit the road.
Can’t tell the differences, it’s even in my name,
Idiot, have fun surviving Diablo endgame.”
Demon Hunter “Binkles, what could you possibly do to a foe,
Have you seen my legendary long bow?
It’s cool shelf bro, using bombs and a crow.
I’ma kill all the demons, just so you know
Binkles: “Cool shelf? The old meme, cool shelf?
Seriously, you ain’t nothing but a wannabe night elf
“If you think bows and pets are new and cool
go back to WoW you 12 year-old-tool.”
Wizard: “Arcane is the name of the game,
It’s the power behind my fame.
Haven’t heard of me, well that’s a shame
Haters, I’ll consume you all with lightning and flame”
Binkles: “Arcane is lame, a few sparkles and you’re out of power
Fool, you go out there and you won’t last an hour.
Being green ain’t easy but it’s where it’s at.
You got no parlor trick that can compete with that!”
Monk: “Holy crit! Yeah, I’m in the room
The most disciplined Sanctuary toon
My bo staff and shukos will spell your doom
My auras heal but you’d be dead too soon”
Binkles: “I hear you call down pillars of the church?
But your skillz aren’t awesome, it leaves you in a lurch.
Double dotted forehead and shining scalp, it’s so bright
Give your bo staff back to Napoleon Dynamite.
Barbarian: “I defeat enemies with pure brute strength, you see,
Your rhymes are good but they can’t defeat me.
My biceps make demons cower and ladies swoon,
I’ll slam my hammer and send you to the moon.”
Binkles: “You can’t rap battle with me, I invented hip-hop.
Ribbit! Magic Finder, you know I won’t stop.
You might be best at moon physics and item farming
But give me and kiss and we’ll see whose prince charming.”
The sun now set on the battle, with Binkles the victor
Looks like he’s a New Tristram permanent fixture.