And guys quit your kitchen. The last pic was funny. Just because it's not text dose not make it non deserving. Anyway what kind of contest would you call what he did "Pic modifier contest" I think caption contest has a better ring and gets the point across. Don't get lost in the miner details guys.
So, a beggar goes into New Tristam's Tavern, and he is stopped as he approaches the VIP section.
"Sir, I am sorry, but I cannot let you through. You see, the VIP section is a reserved section for people with ..um.. 'high' quality. Due to our exclusivity, I cannot let you in, nor can I give you free food, for each piece of crumb is highly expensive."
To which the beggar replies, "It's okay, I'm not here to ask for food. All I need is a toothpick".
"A toothpick you say? Alright, here you go." And the beggar leaves.
A few seconds later, another desperate beggar is seen inside the tavern approaching the VIP section again.
"Sir, I am sorry, but I cannot let you through. You see, the VIP section is a reserved section for people with 'high' quality. Due to our exclusivity,..."
"It's okay, I'm not here to ask for food. All I need is a toothpick, please!", the beggar interrupts.
"Alright, here you go." And the beggar rapidly leaves.
A minute later, another beggar is seen inside the tavern and walks near the VIP section.
"I know, I know, you just want a toothpick right?"
"No, I need a straw", the beggar replies.
"A straw?..."
"Yes, please.", the beggar responds.
"Alright then, here you go.... excuse me, but just out of curiosity, why did your friends come to ask for a toothpick, and why now do you ask for a straw?"
And guys quit your kitchen. The last pic was funny. Just because it's not text dose not make it non deserving. Anyway what kind of contest would you call what he did "Pic modifier contest" I think caption contest has a better ring and gets the point across. Don't get lost in the miner details guys.
"Sir, I am sorry, but I cannot let you through. You see, the VIP section is a reserved section for people with ..um.. 'high' quality. Due to our exclusivity, I cannot let you in, nor can I give you free food, for each piece of crumb is highly expensive."
To which the beggar replies, "It's okay, I'm not here to ask for food. All I need is a toothpick".
"A toothpick you say? Alright, here you go." And the beggar leaves.
A few seconds later, another desperate beggar is seen inside the tavern approaching the VIP section again.
"Sir, I am sorry, but I cannot let you through. You see, the VIP section is a reserved section for people with 'high' quality. Due to our exclusivity,..."
"It's okay, I'm not here to ask for food. All I need is a toothpick, please!", the beggar interrupts.
"Alright, here you go." And the beggar rapidly leaves.
A minute later, another beggar is seen inside the tavern and walks near the VIP section.
"I know, I know, you just want a toothpick right?"
"No, I need a straw", the beggar replies.
"A straw?..."
"Yes, please.", the beggar responds.
"Alright then, here you go.... excuse me, but just out of curiosity, why did your friends come to ask for a toothpick, and why now do you ask for a straw?"
To which the beggar answers, "It's because....
...and my friends beat me to the meat."
Check it out cus its pretty freaking funny!