The Favorite Quotes thread

  • #21
    The Emperor Episode 6 "Your Hate Has made You powerful"
  • #22
    The Emperor " your feeble skills are no match for the power of the darkside" yet again another from Episode 6
  • #23
    Take a guess at this one lol
    ''luke... i am your father''

    "you must find the mightyest tree in the forest and chop it down with... a herring" "a herring??"
    If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
  • #24
    ~The Princess Bride~

    "Never, go up against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!!! Hahahahaha"
    Nut it up. Indubitably.
  • #25
    Youre My Boy Blue!
    Nut it up. Indubitably.
  • #26
    Nut it up. Indubitably.
  • #27
    How about:

    'If she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore......A Witch!'


    'Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberry!'
    A man, a myth, a legend!
    Proud Legionnaire of the SLAYERS
    Potius mori quam foedari - Death before dishonor!
  • #28
    From terminator

    "I'll be back"

    also i forgot the movie for this one

    "you want the truth??"
    "you cant handle the truth!!"

    Fellowship of the Rings

    "I wish The Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had ever happened."

    "So do all who live to face such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us."

  • #29
    Gollem!! Gollem!!

  • #30
    "i fart in your'e genreal Direction"

    Mp and the holy grail

  • #31
    We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.

    KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Shh!

    HEAD KNIGHT: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.


    LANCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

    GALAHAD: I don't think I was.

    LANCELOT: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.

    GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

    LANCELOT: No, it's too perilous.

    GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

    LANCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!

    GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

    LANCELOT: No. It's unhealthy.

    GALAHAD: I bet you're gay.
    A man, a myth, a legend!
    Proud Legionnaire of the SLAYERS
    Potius mori quam foedari - Death before dishonor!
  • #32
    Sorry, they are more scenes than just quotes but they are funny anyway and needed a mention
    A man, a myth, a legend!
    Proud Legionnaire of the SLAYERS
    Potius mori quam foedari - Death before dishonor!
  • #33
    Nut it up. Indubitably.
  • #34
    btw, the movie your thinkin of is Few Good Men
    Nut it up. Indubitably.
  • #35
    From Dante's Inferno
    Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

    From Elfen Lied
    Os iusti meditabitur sapientiam
    Et lingua eius loquetur iudicium
    Beatus vir qui suffert tentationem
    Quoniam cum probatus fuerit accipiet coronam vitae {Kyrie, fons bonitatis}
    Kyrie, Ignis Divine, Eleison
    {O quam sancta, quam serena, quam benigna
    Quam amoena esse virgo creditur.}
    O quam sancta, quam serena, quam benigna
    Quam amoena
    O castitatis lilium

    From Homestarrunner

    Trogdor was a man.
    I mean, he was a Dragon-man.
    Um, maybe he was just a Dragon.
    Um...but he was still...


    Burninating the countryside.
    Burninating the peasants.
    Burninating all the people and the thatched-roof cottages
    Thatched roof cottages!

    And the Trogdor comes in the

    When all the land is in ruin
    And burnination has forsaken the countryside
    Only one guy will remain
    My money's on...

    From Invader Zim
    Zim: I shall rain down doom upon their filthy doomed heads
    Gir: I gonna sing the doomed song now, doom, doom, doom, doom

    From Fight Club
    Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

    The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

    You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.

    You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

    -Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
  • #36
    Monty Python's Life of Brian:

    "He's not the Massiah. He's a very naughty boy!"
    "Big Nose"
    "Stop picking your nose"
    "You are the Massiah. I should know I've followed a few!"
  • #37
    From Talladega Nights:
    If you don't chew Big Red Gum, then Fuck you.
  • #38
    haha i love that quote


    ..CHip IM all Jacked up ON mountain Dew

    Im gonna come at you like a spider MOnkey Chip

    god ive seen that movie twice and wanna c it again

    ..98% of all people die....

  • #39
    "You dirty birdie"

    The Shawshank Redemption:
    "Get busy living, or get bust dying"

    The Matrix (and I can't believe anyone has quoted this one):
    "You are the one!"
  • #40
    Hail to the KIng Baby

    Give me some SUgar

    army of darkness

    movie rocks

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