The Tavern of Jay

  • #1
    ************* The Tavern of Jay ***************

    welcome to the New Tavern of the Rising Sun. fairest price in all of Sanctuary.

    when the pressures of adventurin' are too much, come on in and wash those troubles away with some of the finest local and imported beverages in all the lands. stay a while and


    Grub

    Nobleman Vitae ........................ 50 gp
    Sewer Rat ............................... 5 gp
    Ale Battered Undead ................. 5 gp
    Fried Kobold............................. 5 gp
    Anhkeg soup............................ 10 gp
    Roast Boar................................45 gp
    Haggis..................................... 55 gp
    Black Heart Kebabs ................... 50 gp
    General Soul's Chicken ............... 35 gp
    Sauted Elven Ears ..................... 50 gp
    Halfer Finger in Faerie Sauce ....... 30 gp
    Deep Fried Avian ...................... 35 gp
    Dwarf Kebabs .......................... 50 gp
    Hamburger .............................. 5 gp
    Cheeseburger .......................... 5 gp
    French Fries ........................... 4 gp
    Spam...................................... free
    Fresh Fish.............................. 10-15 gp (depending on catch of the day)
    Stew...................................... 1 gp
    Mystery Stew.......................... free (if you can keep it down, otherwise, 50 gp)


    Grog

    Dragon's Beer.......................... 5 gp
    Baalor's Ale............................. 3 gp
    Iriaeboran Ale.......................... 1 gp
    Luiren's Best Ale....................... 3 gp
    Mead...................................... 2 gp
    Alurlyath Wine.......................... 6 gp
    Arabellien Wine......................... 6 gp
    Bitter Black Ale......................... 8 gp
    Elminster's Beer......................... 1 gp
    Evermead................................ 30 gp
    Shadowdark Ale......................... 1 gp
    Amnish Ale................................ 1 gp
    Suz-Ale.................................... 7 gp
    Golden Sands............................. 4 gp
    Tanagyr's Ale............................ 10 gp
    Berdusk Wine............................. 12 gp
    Winter Wine............................... 11 gp
    West Gate Ale............................. 8 gp
    Saerloonian Ale........................... 15 gp
    Woodland Ale............................. 1 gp

    Bloody Mary ............................ 30 gp
    Vodka .................................... 40 gp
    Scotch ................................... 35 gp
    Jack Daniels ............................ 35 gp
    House Beer ............................. 10 gp
    Rum....................................... 25 gp
    Ale ........................................ 15 gp
    Bathtub Gin ............................ 30 gp
    Orc Blood Wine ....................... 10 gp
    Pandaren Brew..........................45 gp
    New Casle Brown Ale ................ 50 gp
    Das Boot..................................60 gp
    Old Unknown Beer .................... 5 gp
    (Tavern Keeper is not liable in case of death
    caused by consumption of "Old Beer")

    Rooms

    Peasant................................. 1 gp
    Merchant................................8 gp
    Noble.................................... 10 gp
    Royal.................................... 16 gp


    Other (only avalable to perferred customers)

    Courtesean.......................... 50 gp
    Pit fight
    -dog vs. dog........................ 10 gp
    -Man vs. Man....................... 50 gp
    -man vs. monster................. 100 gp
    If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
  • #2
    *walks up to the familiar sight of his tavern* ahh its good to be back *nails up an "open" sign* *walks in side beding the bar and grabs a barrel of vodka* i sure did miss this tavern *gulp gulp gulp*


    this is just my little tavern that i use in several internet games, mainly utopia. just thought id bring it over to here
    If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
  • #3
    hmmm..... give me a hamburger, a household beer, and let me try some of that avian.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

  • #4
    *grabs barrel of beer* you did want a barrel right?? *proceds out back where he keeps the live cows* dam im to tired to think just came back from halo night, lets just say i didnt play halo at all... a giant party in a kitchen lol
    If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
  • #5
    yes, the barrel will do great. make sure that the beef is medium rare, i like it like that.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

  • #6
    looks like i found a new place to hang out and get drunk.

    ill go to the bar, ill ring my coat, ill call the bartender
    Say "Look man, come down here", he got down there
    So what you want?

    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
    Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
    I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
    Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
    Need me a triple shot of that juice
    Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
    I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

    But I'm sitting now at the bar,
    I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
    I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
    Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
    I said "Look man, come down here"
    So what you want?

    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
    No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
    Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
    Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
    Need me a triple shot of that stuff
    Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
    I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

    Now by this time I'm plenty high,
    You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
    Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
    I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
    So what you want this time?
    I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
    He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
    Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
    No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
    Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
    Gonna get high man listen to me,
    One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
    I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
    I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
    One bourbon, one scotch, one beer


    could resist saying that.


    there any pit fights going on soon, i got a hankerin' for some violence. me pouch o' gp is getting heavy.
    -Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
  • #7
    Ah...a great place I have found. Noble Darkjay has a great place here...fitting for a hard slaying warrior like myself. May I have the largest barrel of liquor, the biggest leg of megademon meat and a front row seat to the match between man and monster.

    *slams down a demon hide bag on the table.
    Those before me shall quiver in my wake as I unleash the fury within!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • #8
    I wander the streets on a cold night, and stumble accross a new shack at the end of town. the sign reads "The Tavern of Jay", a modest and intruiging new place.

    as i walk in the door, i am not surprised that many of the people in here are in fact old war buddies. i see elfen and thasador sitting at a table, while Carloseus rolls a barrel of ale towards them. i haste to join them and am being greeted by them how members of SICK usually do.

    after ordering my fair share of ale, i pull out my tabbaco for consume. we talk of done deeds, reminiscing on great times that we had standing next to each other on the battlefield. unfortunantly for darkjay, he does not find time to join us yet as he has many customers to serve. i do hope he can find a quite minute later.

    the decorations are simple but appealing to folks of our kind, and i think to myself that i finally found a place to enjoy all my evenings at after a hard day's work of slaying demons and sorts.

    CHEERS to all, may we find comfort here in this new tavern.
    Of all things important in Online Gaming, there is one thing no game developer can "fix" - it's community.
  • #9
    ay, this is indeed a place for SICK warriors to come and spend their time talking and getting drunk. maybe if darkjay had an assistant then he wouldnt be so busy and could hang out for a bit.


    Ho! Ho! Ho! to the bottle I go
    To heal my heart and drown my woe.
    Rain may fall and wind may blow,
    And many miles be still to go,
    But under a tall tree I will lie,
    And let the clouds go sailing by.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

  • #10
    maybe if darkjay had an assistant then he wouldnt be so busy and could hang out for a bit.


    thats what serving whenchs are for. *burps, bangs mug of ale of table*

    more ale....
    -Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
  • #11
    *falls off barstool with a thud* ouch to much beer perhaps... *laughs, while picking up yet another bottle*
    If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
  • #12
    one can never have enough beer.

    whench! Darkjay must have more ale forthwith.
    -Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
  • #13
    give me a second to get on my feet, good thing i got my hardhead on
    *grabs a barrel of his finest ale*
    If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
  • #14
    what happens next of this epic story of the man that couldnt stop drinking?
  • #15
    i had to stop drinking so i could sober up by monday... back to school for another 5 days and then a party :) *grabs a hamburger and some spam* mmmm good ol spam
    If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
  • #16
    dam spam musta made me sick :( cant breathe at all, bad headache, felt like i was gona puke, ive lost 50% of my hearing in my right ear... dam i need a drink *grabs a bottle of vodka*
    If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
  • #17
    hello I will take a forklift load of Jack Daniels
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  • #18
    *throws saber the keys to the forklift* dont wreck it i just made the last payment on it
    If you ever meet a hafling and a hungry dragon you dont have to outrun the dragon, you only have to outrun the hafling.
  • #19
    if your going into the store room, get me a keg o' dragon ale, while your back there. *burps*
    -Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth.
  • #20
    you'll need some help while your in there. *walks into store room*

    .........*gulp, gulp, gulp*

    ---three hours later---

    *walks stupidly to stool*

    he as qite a stor rume. *burps*
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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