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*Walks in and sits down on stool"
Bartender, You don't happen to have any hot wings, do ya?

*dripping wet from the bucket Jeru tossed on her, she goes to the back, grabs a big bowl of the stew, brings it over toward Jeru, dumps it on him, takes him outside and chains him outback to let the animals feed off of him*

"That will teach you to throw water on me, the fire is a new "do" I'm trying."

*goes back into bar to serve new customer*


"No wings, but I've got some stew brewing if you'd like that?"
"How about a beer?"


*a little later, goes back out to check on Jeru, and sees a circle of dead things surround him*

"Hmmm I guess my stew was a little too strong."

*unchains Jeru and takes him back inside and to the back and throws him into the tub*

"Clean yourself up - and no more water throwing, got it?"

*to Bartender*
I'll take some stew and do you have anything other than alcoholic drinks?

Could you make the font a little bigger?
*Mutters something about a bartender being rude to new customers.*

*overhears the comment made by the new customer*

"That is what one gets when they try to drench me."

"Do you really want some stew, hmm ok."

*looks for a bowl, and mutters, didn't really think anyone would be brave enough to try my stew, remembers the dead things surrounding Jeru, hopefully it wasn't the stew that killed them, hehe, she thinks to herself*

"As far as non-alcholic beverage - hmmm - I believe I have some tea back there, would you like it hot or iced?"

Iced Tea would be great.

*I'll have your finest maggot infested rat carcas with a dab of mayo please*

"One iced tea coming up. I think I may even have some sugar to sweeten it if you like."

*notices Jeru coming out from the back cleaned up*

"Hahaha - lemme go see if I have any rats Murder."

*remembers the dead things outside and slips out, finds a rat, brings it in and throws it in a pan to fry it up*

*serves Murder his rat*

"Sorry, outta mayo."

*after serving Lt Venom his tea she draws a mug of beer and walks over to Jeru*

"Here, this one is on me, but don't you ever throw water on my again, well unless I ask you to anyway - hehe."

*Still eating and enjoying the stew and Iced Tea*
So... What's in the stew?

*Walks in, the light plates of black armor clink and the light of the room gives a glow off the glossed paint. He walks in and sits on a chair as if it were habit, a chair that curiously seemed to be made for him for it was different from the rest."

I'll have a beer! Darkjay's finest of course. Where is ol' Jay anyways? Anyone heard from him?

*Waits patiently, knowing someone is surely on their way to grab his tankard, fill it with the iciest beer, and bring it to him in the most speedy manner*

"What's in the stew...um...well...heh heh...uhhh a little of this and a little of that...yeah, yeah just some things I killed, er um no threw together, yeah, threw together. Want some more?"

"Carloseus! Good to see ya back in here. Unfortunately, I have not heard a thing on Darkjay's whereabouts, I do miss him though."

*grabs his tankard and goes in back to pour him some of the good stuff, it keeps pouring and pouring and pouring in*

"It always amazed me how such a small tankard holds sooo much."

*returns with his tankard and sets it in front of him*

*She gets ready to ask him something but notices a foul thing has snuck in, she grabs a hammer and excuses herself. She stealthily approaches the thing from behind and slams down the hammer on its head. She quickly scoops it up, looks around to make sure no one has noticed, and takes it to the back, runs some water over it and throws it into the stew. She washes her hands and goes back to the bar area.*

"So, how have you been lately Carlos?"

*Finishes the stew and the iced tea*
Could I have more please?

*Whispers*
I saw what that was and I don't care, stew was still delicious.

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"It always amazed me how such a small tankard holds sooo much."

Lol. You and I can have a fun conversation about the past.

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"So, how have you been lately Carlos?"

I've been quite fine, been thirsty however you've taken care of that fine maiden.

*Drinks from tankard*

Ah! That is what I call beer! Thank you, Cherie pie, you're too good to me.

Any other old timers still come here?

*A painting of Zubin shines on the wall*

Zubin! How you been bud?

"You liked my stew?!?" *shaken a bit, she goes in back and refills his bowl*
"This one is on me."


"Hehe, not too many old timers stop in anymore, just briefly..."
*she looks up as the door opens*
"Holy shit, speaking of old timers..."


"Zuby!!!!!"

*overhead the picture of the best bartender this place has ever had starts to shine*

"You need to stop in more often buddy."

HOLY SHIT ZUB!?!?! Where the hell you been?

*serves Murder a pitcher of his favorite brew*

*wipes down bar, cleans some mugs, goes to put them in ice box and notices the ice has almost melted*

"Hey, can someone go bring in a couple of ice blocks from the storage cooler outside?"

*...no replies...*

"I'll give ya a free pitcher."

*strips down outside the door, and streaks through the bar at an alarming speed. Possibly blinding several patrons and traumatizing many more*

*sees the door open and a naked person come running through*

"Carlos, go skewer that man, bring me his balls, I'll put them in the stew."